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Sunday Reads: Everything Coronavirus, the Truth About Bernie Bros and Prepping for Prison

This week’s been all coronavirus, all the time — and for good reason. Honestly, it might be better for us all to turn off our brains for awhile, since it seems like the only thing the news has been doing is making us anxious. On an immediate level, the stress is probably worse for your health. But who knows, maybe by the time you’re reading this, we’ll all be under mandatory quarantine in our homes. And if that’s the case, at least you’ll have plenty of time to read about what it’s like to teach white-collar criminals about prison.

Must Read

Inside the World of Prison Coaching

Other Long Reads from the Week That Was

There Was Never a Bernie Bro

What the Bloop Happened to Queer Media?

J.T. O’Sullivan Is Quickly Becoming on YouTube What He Never Was in the NFL — A Star

The Aforementioned Coronavirus (Like You’re Thinking About Anything Else, Anyway)

Coronavirus Is Coming, and We’re All Horny for Quarantine

Are You Washing Your Hands All Wrong? Only If You’re Overthinking It

Coronavirus Will Show Us Everything Wrong With American Health Care

How Screwed Am I If I Can’t Stop Touching My Face?

The Teeth-Dick Nexus

There’s a Surprising Connection Between Healthy Teeth and Healthy Boners

Expert Opinions

Three Campaign Coordinators on the Movie ‘Election’

More Good Stuff

A Highly Scientific Analysis of Pineapple as a Pizza Topping

In ‘Devs,’ the Future Is Already Here — And It’s a Total Cliché

Everyone Suddenly Hates the Baby From 2002’s ‘Ice Age’

Now You See It…

Visible Man: All the Ways We’ve Made the Invisible Man Visible on Screen

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