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Stuart Messham

Resident of the UK, fond of the glorious British seaside, partial to opulent chutney binges, avoids unnecessary chinwags, has incredible taste in denim, loves Jim Croce and pawing retro stuff in wonderfully ragsy shops.

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All It Took for Me to Learn Empathy Was Repeated Agonizing Electric Shocks From a Simulated Labor…

Like many before me, as a father I’ve endured various assorted pains: Seemingly endless interrupted sleeps; being puked on and shat on; chronic back pain…

Your Burning Questions About Summer, Answered

Summer is officially here tomorrow, with its usual comely disposition and clammy conundrums. Do hot drinks cool you down? Why do we love beaches so…

A Brit’s Guide to the 2018 World Cup (for Americans Who Don’t Give a Shit)

It feels pointless to try and convince y’all to call soccer “football,” or insist you revere the World Cup as “the World’s Greatest Sporting Event.”…