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Stuart Messham

Resident of the UK, fond of the glorious British seaside, partial to opulent chutney binges, avoids unnecessary chinwags, has incredible taste in denim, loves Jim Croce and pawing retro stuff in wonderfully ragsy shops.

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Who the Fuck Is Boris Johnson, Anyway?

It’s summer 2019, and the excruciating heatwave in the U.K. this week can only be preparing us for one thing: going to hell in a…

All It Took for Me to Learn Empathy Was Repeated Agonizing Electric Shocks From a Simulated Labor…

Like many before me, as a father I’ve endured various assorted pains: Seemingly endless interrupted sleeps; being puked on and shat on; chronic back pain…

Your Burning Questions About Summer, Answered

Summer is officially here tomorrow, with its usual comely disposition and clammy conundrums. Do hot drinks cool you down? Why do we love beaches so…