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The Game Show Where Straight Guys Compete to Get ‘Gay as Fuck’

Matt Rogers and Dave Mizzoni, hosts of Quibi’s ‘Gayme Show,’ made the anti-‘Queer Eye’ — where straight men are the minority

The Colossally Stupid Thinking Around ‘Coronavirus Reparations,’ Liquor Stores as Essential Businesses and How X Became the Edgiest Letter

There are many, many bad ideas: The Electoral College is a bad idea. Drinking chocolate milk as a post-workout recovery drink is a bad idea….

How Did X Become the Edgiest Letter?

From holiest hallmark to horniest sex symbol — the X-treme, X-haustive story of how the wild child of the alphabet lost its way

These Bizarre Workout Videos Are Kicking Our Asses in Quarantine

Right now, you need something that will raise your heart rate and require no equipment or outside space whatsoever. Why not ‘Get a Butt Like Kim Kardashian in 4 Minutes’?

The Accidental Female Gamers of Coronavirus Lockdown

The Coronavirus Will Probably Teach Us Nothing About Germs

The New HBO Series ‘Run’ Is an Eternally Unrealistic Romantic Fantasy

The Astounding Idiocy of Charging China for Reparations

Why Are Liquor Stores Essential Businesses? They Keep Alcoholics Out of ERs

What Are We Really Paying For When We Pay for Data on Our Phones?

What Coronavirus Means for People With Asthma

Why Flu Sufferers Are Being Excluded From COVID Testing, Butthole Pics and a Different Plague Upon Us

How to Wear a Mask With Glasses — And Not Get All Fogged Up

How to Take the Perfect Hole Pic

The Surreal Insanity of the Adult Swim Show ‘Off the Air’ Is the Perfect Quarantine Binge

I’m the Guy Price-Gouging You for a Nintendo Switch on eBay

10 Nature Films to Remind You That the Outside World Still Exists (And Is, Like, Really Beautiful and Stuff)

Of Course the Locusts Are Here Now

It’s Time to Toughen Up Our Asses and Use Cheaper Toilet Paper

I’m in Charge of Preparing My Small-Town Hospital for the Coronavirus Pandemic

Is Social Distancing Going to End Up Giving Everyone Social Anxiety?

DILFs < Hunkles, Tighty-Whitie Facemasks and Restarting the Quarantine Clock Just to Leave the House

The Big Lie About the Flu and Coronavirus

If Your Jeans Aren’t Comfy Enough for Quarantine, You’re Doing It Wrong

What’s the Healthiest Way to Eat the Same Meal Every Day?

Bartenders Are Curating Zoom Parties to Give You a Virtual Night Out

The Unlikely Revival of ‘Salò,’ Cinema’s Most Sadistic Experience

Move Over, DILFs — It’s All About the Hunkle Now

How Much Would Entertainment 720’s ‘End of the World’ Party From ‘Parks and Rec’ Actually Cost?

How Coronavirus Bioterrorists Are Being Prosecuted

The Perils of Distance-Shaming in the Coronavirus Outbreak

People Are Smothering Their Faces in Men’s Underwear to Protect Against Coronavirus

Does the 14-Day Quarantine Restart Every Time You Leave the House?

For Raw Egg Nationalists, Chugging Yolks Is a Purist’s Path to Swoleness

Do the Ingredients in Lysol Actually Kill Coronavirus?

The Patient Zero Myth, the Obama Sellouts and the Unbreakable Ways of the Internet

The Essential Black-and-White Movies of the 21st Century

Re-Experiencing Old Baseball Games Is the Perfect Quarantine Binge

What I’ve Learned Helping Troubleshoot Every Camgirl Problem Imaginable

The Delicate Art of Writing a Believable Sexual Predator

‘Sorry We Missed You’ Takes a Buzz Saw to the Gig Economy

Coronavirus Has Me Completely Spun Out. Could an iPhone App Possibly Calm Me Down?

Why Is the Coronavirus Making the Internet So Impossibly Slow?

What Can I Do About My Disgusting Runny Nose While I’m Out in Public?

Kai Tse and His Brother Shaped a Masculinity All Their Own

High Schoolers Turned Pornhub’s Infamous Drum Riff Into a Meme Worth Detention

The Best HBO Deep Cuts for Your Quarantine Viewing Pleasure

Trapped in Quarantine, Friends Can’t Stop Sharing Their Nudes With Each Other

Ten Icons of Social Distancing from TV and Movies

Belarusian Soccer Is All Sports Fans Have Left

Your Bartender Needs Your Help. Here’s How to Send Them a Tip.

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Coughing

If You’re Not Moisturizing Your Hands After You Wash Them, You’re Doing It Wrong

Lindsay Lohan Never Got Enough Respect as a Musician

Should I Masturbate With a Quarantined Guy Over Instagram DM?

Bill Withers Wrote the Perfect Song for Every Occasion

For Third-Shift Workers, Coronavirus Is Making Life an Even Bigger Hell

‘Tales From the Loop’ Is a Great Sci-Fi Show About How Sad and Lonely We All Are

The Hunt for a So-Called ‘Patient Zero’ Has Always Just Been the Hunt for a Scapegoat

The Smugness of the Obama Sellouts

How QAnon Will Exploit the Coronavirus to Recruit New Conspiracy Theorists

Can the Internet Break?

How Much Does Your Financial Security Have to Do With Your Savings?

On Christopher Meloni’s A-Plus Ass, Jason Bateman’s Rolled-Sleeves and the Coronavirus Gender War

Coronavirus Dreams Are the New Work Dreams

Andrew Yang Just Doesn’t Get Racism

As the Unemployed Move to OnlyFans, a New Market Emerges for Their Stolen Nudes

Open Mike Eagle Doesn’t Understand Why Hip-Hop Can’t Stop Treating Women Like Shit

WrestleMania’s Economic Impact on Its Host Cities Is an Illusion — Just Like Wrestling Itself

Why Does Every Jason Bateman Character Dress the Same?

The Precarious Rise of Six-Feet-Apart Walking Dates

We Can Only Dream of the Stimulus Packages Other Countries Are Passing

Gamer Grandpas Are Gaming the Bejeebus Out of Quarantine Right Now

The Cult of Christopher Meloni’s Butt

Coronavirus Is a Weapon in an Increasingly Bizarre Gender War

‘How to Fix a Drug Scandal’ Is a Deft Takedown of the War on Drugs

Air Travel After Corona, Why This Ain’t No 9/11 (So Stop Comparing Them) and the Chris Benoit Redemption Tour

How Alcohol Impairs Your Immune System and Makes You Vulnerable to Coronavirus

I Attempted to Get My Heart Rate Up by Working Out With Friends Over Zoom

When Their Strip Club Closed, These Dancers Hit the Road as Delivery Women. Behold: Boober Eats.

Hasan Piker Can Bro Down and Demolish Capitalism at the Same Time

Try as You Might, There Is No Redemption for Chris Benoit

Joe Exotic Proves That Guns Are As Risky As Tigers

What It’s Like to Be on Lockdown With Your Abuser

This Isn’t 9/11 (Also, It’s Worse)

Riding Shotgun in Floribama With the Truckers Keeping You Fed in the Plague

We All May Be More Immunosuppressed Than We Realize

What Will Flying Be Like After the Coronavirus?

Requiem for Ass-to-Ass, How Sonic the Hedgehog Messes With Your Sense of Smell and the Importance of Shitty Homemade Bread

How Legitimate Are Drug Expiration Dates?

How to Perfect the Quarantine Buzz Cut

How Do I Keep My Car Coronavirus-Free?

Do Astronauts Jerk Off in Space?

John Prine Was Our Big, Corny, Dopey, Wonderful Uncle

The Try Guys Try Making Vulnerability Cool

Long Live Your Shitty Homemade Bread

A Guide to Saving Your Knees With All That Quarantine Running You’re Now Doing

Sorry, but ‘Requiem for a Dream’ Is a Terrible Movie

Quarantine Has Brought Dirty Dishes to Critical Mass

Since There’s No March Madness, ‘The Scheme’ Is the NCAA Hate-Watch We Need