DILFs < Hunkles, Tighty-Whitie Facemasks and Restarting the Quarantine Clock Just to Leave the House
My girlfriend and I absolutely had to escape our quarantine pad this past weekend, so we did what most people do now that there’s only one place you can officially go — we went to the supermarket. And due to the fact that there’s both a national and local order to wear masks, we opted to make ours for this little jaunt using the no-sew fold method with a bandana (her) and a handkerchief (me). What we did not do, however, is opt to use my underwear.
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