What’s flying gonna be like when this absolute shit storm has passed? Well, it could be terrible with only, like, two airlines — probably the worst of the bunch, United and Spirit — and all the seats have been removed so we’re packed in like we’re on the subway.
Or it could be great, and these new, innovative airlines fill the gaps left behind by the rotting corpses of the old legacy airlines and we witness the second Golden Age of flying.
But what do I know? I’m just a random guy on the internet. Here’s the real answer.
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