I know self-isolation and quarantine aren’t exactly fun. But imagine for a second if we had to power through it without any internet. Way less fun, right? Is it even possible to pass the time anymore without Instagram, Animal Crossing and/or Netflix?
Luckily, it’s apparently impossible to break the interest — even now when seemingly everyone is online. How can this be, you ask? Allow the experts in Brian VanHooker’s quest for answers to explain.
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So Do Your (Apparently Naked) Friends
Trapped in Quarantine, Friends Can’t Stop Sharing Their Nudes With Each Other
But Don’t Just Take Our Word For It…
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Was going to ask, "Which publication will be the first to write about simp/simping" because of all this YouTube drama/it becoming a big thing on TikTok again.
And of course Mel has a piece — from October. Proving once again why Mel is the best. https://t.co/Jjx4YG3oqH
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Klee kills it with this.
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