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The Colossally Stupid Thinking Around ‘Coronavirus Reparations,’ Liquor Stores as Essential Businesses and How X Became the Edgiest Letter

There are many, many bad ideas: The Electoral College is a bad idea. Drinking chocolate milk as a post-workout recovery drink is a bad idea. And fucking a Dyson AirBlade is a really, really awful idea.

But you know what else is a really bad idea? Trying to charge China a trillion dollars or whatever and calling it “coronavirus reparations.” That, my friends, is a galactically stupid idea, and it doesn’t take a political science major to understand why.

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