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The Appeal of the Secretly Buff Guy

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Justin Bieber Was Right to Corncob That Burrito

Inside the ‘Exotic Snacks’ Hustle Where Rappers Buy Rare Sodas by the Duffle Bag

Why Is the Medical Community So Hell-Bent on Covering Up Doctors’ Skyrocketing Suicide Rates?

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Why Does My Asshole Itch?

We Asked Nutritionists About the Guy Who Has Eaten Pizza Every Day for 37 Years

The Enduring Appeal of the Erotic Maid

When Should We Save Someone From Being ‘Canceled’?

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Men Who Stray From Masculine Stereotypes at Work Are Punished for It

Meet the Softies: The Men Who Celebrate Flaccidity and Send Soft Dick Pics

The Cheapskate’s Guide to Weight Loss

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How to Kill a Black Man Twice in America: The Botham Jean Story

‘Muscle Morph’ Fetishists, Asian v. Western Orgasm Faces and the Incel War on Teen Love

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Should You Be Freezing Your Sperm Before 40?

Why Did We Grow Up Thinking a Piercing in the Right Ear Was Gay?

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Inside the Lost World of Wrestling Tape-Trading

The Disturbing Reason Incels Are Obsessed With Teenage Love

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The Cops Who Dated British Female Activists Just So They Could Spy on Them

Why Orgasm Faces Differ Across Cultures

Ben Carson’s Former Campaign Head Is Exploiting #MeToo to Scare Black Voters

Talking to the Men Who Photoshop Female Bodybuilders Into Hulk-Sized ‘Fuck Warriors’

Why Goats Are So Hot Right Now, Stoned Canadians’ 420 Pornhub Searches and the Meme Resurgence of LimeWire

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When Men Fight With Their Spouses, Their Testosterone Surges

The Best Time in History to Use a Toilet

Missing Your Summer Penis? Get to Know Your Fall Balls

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Why Millennials Miss LimeWire Enough to Resurrect It as a Meme

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When Should I Let My Kids Wear MakeUp, Get Piercings, and the Rest?

There’s No ‘Real America’: How One Documentary Avoided Clichés (and Trump Talk) While Chronicling a Midwestern Small Town

Canada Is Celebrating Legal Weed by Watching a Shit-Ton of Weed Porn

Goats Are All the Rage Right Now

Breakup Graphs, the Terror Hidden in Your Hot Pockets and How Fish Might Make You Rich

Why the Bidet Never Made It to America

I’m a Jeff, and I’m Here to Take a Stand Against Geoffs

Why Your Girlfriend Loves Mark Ruffalo So Much

The Angler Gangsters Getting Rich Off Fish Bladders — The Cocaine of the Sea

‘Halloween’ and the Value of Bogeymen

Memes Are Poisoning Our Youth and We Must Stop Them at All Costs

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What’s in This?: Hot Pockets

These Data Bros Are Making Graphs That Document Their Failing Relationships

Mim Shaikh’s ‘Finding Dad’ and Absentee Fathers in South Asian Families

The World’s Worst Pizza, Handjobs by Lisa Rinna and Big Bird’s Dark Side

The Very Sunday Best of the Viral ASMR Nun

What Do Flowers Really Mean for Me, an Average Guy Who Fucked Up Big Time Last Night?

‘Dewy Dudes’ and the Fresh New World of Skincare Memes for Men

The Movie Deaths That Put Michael Myers to Shame

Is Hard Kombucha a Healthier Way to Get Drunk?

The World’s Largest Deliverable Pizza Is Also the World’s Largest Mistake

I Tested Lisa Rinna’s Revolutionary Hand-Job Technique

Canada, Here’s Some Advice From California on Living With Legalized Weed

These Are the NSFW Subreddits Your Girlfriend Is Probably Looking At

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For These Sissies, Sissification Is So Much More Than a Fetish

Guys, Don’t Worry, Your Grower Is Okay

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I Tried the Only Manly Pumpkin Spice Food and Immediately Wanted to Die

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Spit or Swallow? The Ultimate Expert Roundtable

The Generation of the ‘Layoff Fund’

The Internet’s Favorite Dirty Bird, Why Cops Have Such Terrible Aim and the Strange-Yet-Adorable Erection Some Dudes Are Getting

Sleeping With Your Ex Is Actually Fine, According to Horny New Study

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What Exactly Is a ‘Love Erection’?

What Men and Women Really Think When They See Erect Nipples in Public

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Big Bird’s Shockingly Dark Life on the Internet

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Yes, You Can Be Sued for Trying to Save Someone’s Life

The Holdouts: Dry Towns in Otherwise Wet States

Cops Are Set Up to Be Dangerously Bad Shots

The Baby-Carrying DILFs of Instagram, Curved Dicks and Donald Trump, the ‘Horseface’ Killah

The Group That Wants to Hijack (and Rewrite) the Constitution Is Only Six States Away From Making It Happen

Inside the Thirsty World of Babywearing DILF Instagram

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A Brief History of the ‘Lost Weekend’

People Who Cook for Their Dogs Might Not Be Completely Crazy

Trump, Stormy Daniels, and What the ‘Horse Face’ Insult Really Means

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How to Navigate Grief at Work

What’s the Point of Loose Change?

Is There Room on YouTube for Realistic Fitness Advice?

The Cult of Curved Dick

Used Political Panties 4 Sale, Spider Bros and Why You Always See Socks on Male Porn Stars

Toward a Unified Theory of Why So Many Porn Guys Leave Their Socks on During Sex Scenes

We Talked to Experts About Why Most ‘Male Allies’ Are Full of Shit

What Kind of Disgusting Filth Is on the Average Baby’s Changing Table?

How Much Cum Do You Throw Away Over the Course of a Lifetime?

‘Beautiful Boy’ and the Dangers of Fathers Basing Their Self-Worth on Their Children’s Achievements

Scientists Just Created a Blood Test to Help Bust Sleepy Drivers

The Myth of the Small Asian Cock

This Is What Happens When Sex Work and Local Elections Collide

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Gentle Spiders and the Chill Bros Who Love Them

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The Defenders of (Alleged) Shitty Men, Deep-Throating for Hetero Guys and College Dorm Hijinx

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