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The GOP’s Family Leave Plan Is a Great Way to Kill Off a Generation

What happens when no one has kids and we all work until we die?

We Regret to Remind You That the Meritocracy Has Never Been Real

The college bribe scandal is more proof that elites will hang onto power at any cost

The Sweet, Sweet Satisfaction of Closing Your Internet Tabs

Technically, they don’t weigh anything — but we all know they’re dragging us down

The Dystopian Future of Extremely Expensive Fitness Equipment

Strength training was supposed to be for everyone — but now we're getting priced out

The Power of Music to Save Lives, Pressure-Washing Porn and the Calculus Behind Folding or Wadding Toilet Paper

Meet the Working Stiffs of Power Washing Porn

We Ate As Much Fake Fast-Food Meat As the Drive-Thru Would Allow

Should You Fold or Wad Toilet Paper? A Physicist Settles the Debate for Good

Ronda Rousey and the Problem With Keeping Things Too Real in Pro Wrestling

People Who Are Actually Good With Money Explain Credit Card Points to Me

Why Do Straight Guys Send Each Other Pictures of Their Poop?

An Icon of Angry 1990s Filmmaking Returns With a Great New Show and a Happy Outlook

The Songs That Saved Them From Suicide

How to Take a Nap When You Suck at Taking Naps

What Do 5G and 6G Mean for Me, an Average Guy Who Refuses to Read Trump Tweets and Just Wants Games to Load Faster on His Phone?

When Are We Gonna See Weed Commercials on TV?

The Dirty Truth About What Loofahs Do to Your Skin

What Is Michael Turney Hiding?

What Should I Do When I Discover an Outbreak in My School?

What’s in This?: Crest Toothpaste

‘Captain Marvel’ and the Challenge of Rooting for Progressive Superhero Movies

Sunday Reads: Butt Cuts (and Chocolates), the Declining Power of the ‘Like’ and the Men FIRE-d Up for Early Retirement

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: Pfft

I Took a Pill to Hack My Poop, and Now I’m King of the Bathroom

Inside the World of Weird Catholic Twitter — and the ‘Rad Trads’ Keeping the Old Traditions Alive

Why the Hell Do We Call It a Bar, Anyway?

Atheists in AA, Conversations with a Real-Life ‘Tim Apple’ and the Flat-Earther Scheme to Sell You Some Goddamned T-Shirts

The Most Embarrassing Pop Songs We Loved as Kids

Why Are So Many Women Calling Themselves ‘Dumb Bitches’?

Slap Some Spider Venom on Your Dick for a Better Boner

A Conveniently Compact History of the Murphy Bed

Three Guys Who Got Swindled by a Significant Other

‘Reality Bites’ Is 25, and Every Dude in the Movie Is Still a Huge Chode

The Real Flat-Earth Conspiracy Is Selling Overpriced T-Shirts

Exclusive: A Q&A With the Real Tim Apple

Ranking Fast Food Menu ‘Healthy’ Items by How Healthy They Really Are

The Story Behind the World’s First Movie Directed by a Blind Person

How Atheists in AA Climb the Twelve Steps Without a ‘Higher Power’

An Ode to the ‘Butt Cut,’ How Venmo’s Changing the Vice Game and the Manufactured Anti-Feminist Outrage Surrounding ‘Captain Marvel’

What Career Advice Do You Have for A Leo Who Just Impulsively Quit Their Job After One Day?

For Drug Dealers, Bookies and Sex Workers, the Venmo MasterCard Is a Dream Come True

A Gentleman’s Guide to Walking Your Dog

Want More Sex in Your Relationship? Give Your Partner Some Space

A Complete Cultural History of the 1990s Butt Cut

I’m Still Not Sure Why Straight Men Hate Attractive Female Superheroes

What to Look For in a Gym Buddy

Placebos Can Treat Depression. So Why Don’t We Use Them More Often?

I Got My Asshole Made Into Chocolates by the World’s Most Famous Anus Artist

‘Eating’ Olive Oil to Pwn the Workforce, The Death of the Power Suit and the Plummeting Value of A ‘Like’

Doing It Her Way: A Conversation With 6 Women About Their Erotic Fantasies

The Long, Sadistic History of Slashing Tires (and Slaying Horses)

Teens ‘Like’ Everything on Social Media Now

Even the Dad Bod Mannequin Wants to Set Unrealistic Expectations About Your Body

Are There Really Traces of Your Exes Lingering on Your Junk?

Jake Tapper, What Are You Even Doing, Man?

The Batshit Lengths These Guys Go to Retire by Age 40

The Original Cheese Thrower Is Pissed Throwing Cheese Is Viral Now

How Long Does the Suit Have Left?

When Guys Gotta Fight for Her Rights, Groupon Dick and the Art of Sharing Food in a Relationship

I Beat Cancer at 26 — But I’ll Never Shake My Medical Debt

How to Share Food With the People You Live With

‘Groupon Peen’ Is Real, and Every Fuccboi Has It

How Should I React If My Kid Comes Out to Me?

‘Apollo 11’ Is a Time Capsule — And a Warning About How Far We Haven’t Come Since

The Backward Psychology of Why Men Fight Over Women

An Exotic-Supercar Boys’ Club, the Robocalls Tearing at the Fabric of America, and Male Keto Crotch Problems

Luke Perry Was a Better James Dean Than James Dean

Can You Explain Cell Phone Viruses to Me, a Regular Guy Who Occasionally Watches Porn on His Mobile Device?

Wanna Feel Better About Still Living in an Apartment? Here’s How Much Owning a House Actually Costs

What It’s Like to Be Medicated for Anger

With ‘Better Things,’ Pamela Adlon Makes Art Out of Moving On

Should Men Be Worried About Keto Crotch Too?

Scam Calls Will Be What Finally Destroys America

What’s in This?: Cheez Whiz

Screw the ‘Work Wife’: Here’s How to Find Your ‘Work Soulmate’

For This Exotic Supercar Driving Club, the Real Luxuries Are the Friends They Made Along the Way

Sundays Reads: Spit in My Mouth Already, DIY Genetics and What the Pho?

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: Darkness Risible

Men Who Pose As Women on Twitter, A Cultural History of Hotel Room Porn and the Overwhelming Feeling of Adult Sexual Awakenings

The Father and Son Who Are Raising Awareness About Cerebral Palsy with Heavy Metal

Our All-Time Favorite Covers

We’ve Seen the Future, and It’s Filled with A.I. Blow Jobs

History Teachers Are Bringing ‘Bill & Ted’ Into the Classroom

Like Breast Implants Before Them, It Turns Out Ass Implants Cause Cancer, Too

What It’s Like to Be Diagnosed With ADHD as an Adult

How Long Should a Sexual Awakening Last?

Ranking Deep-Fried Foods by How (Freakishly) Unhealthy They Are

A Cultural History of Porn in the Hotel Room

The Guys Who Pretend to Be Women on Twitter

Addict Doctors, Poland’s Freaky-Good MMA and Creepy Political Beards

Celebrity Sex Scandals Show We’re Not as Sex-Positive as We Think We Are

Can Astrology Tell Us Anything About Our Relationship to Food?

How Much Money Can You Make Selling Drugs on the Dark Web?

When Can You Actually Trust a Liar?

SAT Scores Are Bullshit. So Why Are We All Still Obsessed With Them?

Why Do All These Republican Beards Look So Bad? An Investigation

Enormous, Blood-Hungry Muscle Monsters Take Top Billing in Poland’s MMA

Should I Apply Deodorant Before Hitting the Gym?

What Happens When Your Doctor Is the Addict?

The Big Business of Pokémon Trading Cards, the People Who Hate Making Out and Why Potheads Are Huffing Their Pepper Shakers