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Why Do All These Republican Beards Look So Bad? An Investigation

Ted Cruz and Don Jr. are up against a long cultural memory of bearded progressivism, and their vaguely pubic efforts are no match

Enormous, Blood-Hungry Muscle Monsters Take Top Billing in Poland’s MMA

It’s one part UFC and one part freak show, with a little viral video thrown in for good measure

Should I Apply Deodorant Before Hitting the Gym?

If you have to ask the question, the answer is most likely yes

What Happens When Your Doctor Is the Addict?

A perfect stew of factors makes it harder for them to admit they have a problem, which is why there are rehabs designed specifically for them

The Big Business of Pokémon Trading Cards, the People Who Hate Making Out and Why Potheads Are Huffing Their Pepper Shakers

How Do You Navigate Staying Friends with Your Ex’s Friends?

The Spicy Science Behind Why Pepper Makes You Feel Less High

Where Does the Money Go When You Bet at the Racetrack?

The NASA Genius Biohacker Trying to Bring Gene Editing to Your Living Room

The Ugly Myth That Women Use Sex to Trap Men in Relationships

Don’t Forget the Bands That Blew Your Mind in College

The Ultimate Kiss-Off: The People Who Hate Kissing

Adult Pokémon Trading-Card Fans Are Having A Moment

Does Your Dick Really Have a Mind of Its Own?

The Rise of the ‘Spit in My Mouth’ Meme, A Conversation with Filmmaker Gaspar Noé and How to Kick A Juul Habit

So You Quit Cigarettes by Juuling — Now Here’s How to Quit Juuling

Apparently, Starbucks ‘Kids’ Temperature’ Is Actually the Best Coffee Temperature

The Pinewood Derby Is Turning Into an Arms Race

‘Climax’ Is the Rare Gaspar Noé Film That’s Actually Getting Everyone Off

Toward a Unified Theory of Paul Rudd’s Magically Ageless Face

Who Are the People Who Actually Love ‘Green Book’?

What’s With These Pho-King Silly Restaurant Names?

Why Can’t We Just Sleep in Our Clothes?

How ‘Spit in My Mouth’ Became the Internet’s Thirstiest Meme

Black Guns Matter, Grocery Hoarding: Killer of Relationships and the Best Places to Hide Your Pocket Pussy

Hide Your Sex Toys in Your Taxes — and Other Tips to Keep Prying Hands Out of Your Stash

Is Daydreaming About Quitting Your Job Healthy, or a Sign That You Really Need to Leave?

Your Partner Is Probably Lying to You About All the Memes You Send

What to Do When Grocery Shopping Is Tearing Your Relationship Apart

Why We Love to Lie About the Presidents’ Bodies

In ‘Paddleton,’ Telling Your Straight Friend You Love Him Is Scarier Than Death

What’s in This?: TYLENOL

In the ‘Black Guns Matter’ Movement, ‘Make Racists Afraid Again’ Is About Education, Not Violence

Sunday Reads: Partying with the Bear Community, The Lonely World of SSRI Withdrawal and the Men Who Love Their UGGs

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: ‘Snrrrrrt’

A Completely Last-Minute, But Totally, 100-Percent Necessary, Guide to the Oscars

I Stuck a Needle in My Arm and Sucked Down a Liter of Vitamins to Feel Like a Million Dollars on My Birthday

A Timeline of Spike Lee’s Oscar Snubs and Racial Progress (or Lack Thereof) in America

The Supporting Actors Who Stole the Movie From the Leading Man

All the Ways to Deodorize Your Dick Before a Quickie

Your Neighborhood Bartender’s Body Is Broken and Their Brain Is Fried

A Blue Hair’s Guide to the Best and Worst of Old-Guy Makeup

The Subreddit Where Opioid Addicts Commiserate, Try to Get Clean and/or Brag About Their Stash

American Kids Are Giving Their Parents Madonna Flashbacks By Speaking in Fake British Accents

Three Men Who Had to Abandon Their White-Collar Careers to Come to America

The Dirty Truth About Guys Who Never Wash Their Hands

What Does It Mean to Really ‘Show Up’ for Your Partner?

Two Years of Robert Mueller’s Incredibly Serious Face: A Retrospective

A Very Important Cultural History of People Photocopying Their Butts

Ranking the Most Popular Soups by How Healthy They Are

Is There A Good Response When Your Partner Says They Want to Get Plastic Surgery?

A Visit to ‘Bear’ Country, the Anti-Vaxx Meme Wars and Relaxing the Night Away With Some Murder TV

Murder Shows Have Become America’s Favorite Relaxing Pastime

Everyone Hates My Sign. How Do I Learn to Appreciate It?

A Tattooed Guy’s Guide to Not Fucking Up Your Foreign-Language Tattoo

Why a Shower and a Shave Really Does Help You Feel Better

Is Ranch Dressing a Guy Thing or a Girl Thing? An Investigation

Can Memes Finally Win the Vaccine War for Science?

Here Are the Reasons Why American Parents Are Having Less Sex Than Other Parents Around the World

Your Kids Are Using Too Much Toothpaste, and It’s Making Their Teeth All Nasty-Like

My Weekend at the International Bear Convergence, a Rare Body-Positive Oasis for Gay Men

The Problem With Telling Men to ‘Ask For Help,’ Massive-Head Anxiety and Guys’ Bizarre Bath-Towel Habits

Understanding the Cigarettes-and-Coffee Poop Connection

Basic Bros in the U.S. Love Axe Body Spray. For U.K. Lads, There’s Lynx Africa

Vince McMahon’s Evil Boss Schtick No Longer Works in a World Where Evil Corporate Overlords Always Win

All the Bizarre Ways Men Use Bath Towels

‘Office Space’ Is Still a Perfect Movie — Except for the Ending

The Eternal Struggle of the Large-Headed Man

Calorie Counters Are Total Bullshit and Should Be Ignored at All Costs

The Problem With Telling Men With Mental Health Issues to ‘Just Reach Out’

Just How White Is ‘White-Collar Prison,’ and What Does It Really Take to Land Yourself There?

Why Quitting Antidepressants Is So Depressing, Glenn Close and the ‘Other Woman’ Archetype and What Guys Don’t Know About Cologne

What Do We Do When Our Kid Catches Us Having Sex?

The Perfume Expert’s Expert Wants to Help You Smell Like You

The Young Men Who Turn to ‘Fortnite’ for Mental Health Support

Do Introverts Become Happier If They Act More Extroverted?

The Future of Dicks, Balls and Asses

How Much You Can Bench Has Absolutely Nothing to Do With Strength

How ‘Fatal Attraction’ Forever Changed Our View of the ‘Crazy’ Other Woman

The Lonely Hell of Quitting Antidepressants

What Does Personalized Auto Insurance Mean for Me, an Average Guy Shopping for Auto Insurance?

Suicide on the Job Site

A Brief Conversation With Ryan Creamer, the Mr. Rogers of Porn

Johnny Appleseed Wasn’t Planting Apples to Eat, Bro

The Lost Art of Using the Damn Broiler

Are ‘UGG Buds’ the New Sneakerheads?

‘Lorena’ Transforms a Punchline Back Into a Person

What’s in This?: Tropicana Orange Juice

The Boyfriend Experience

Sunday Reads: Ass, Ass and More Ass (Plus a Killer Interview with Killer Mike)

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: Mature Reflection

I ‘Simulated a Fever’ by Taking a Hot-Ass Bath and Putting Onions in My Armpits to Get Rid of a Hangover

The Life of a Literal Assman, How Jingles About Poop Get Written and the New Generation of Couples Not Weirded Out by Location Sharing

Shitty Sci-Fi We Kinda Love Anyway

What Even Is a ‘Hard-Ass’?

Why Plenty of Long-Term Couples Still Use Condoms

How the 1990s Wave of Neo-Nazi Movies Predicted Life in 2019

Venmo Is the Secret to Understanding How Couples Split Their Finances

The Secret to a Happy Relationship Is Dating a Nice Person, Says Science and Also Probably Your Mom

How to Stop Stressing Out About Money When You’re Stressing Out About Money