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Coming Out as a Trans Man in Trump’s America

In his new memoir, theater producer and dramaturg P. Carl grapples not just his own transition, but transitioning against the tumultuous backdrop of a Trump presidency and #MeToo

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Love

Does love actually not cost a thing? Is it really just puppy love? Let’s find out the truth.

Our Favorite Oscars That Aren’t Gold Statuettes

You can throw tomorrow’s awards ceremony right in the trash — the trash that Oscar the Grouch (truly the best Oscar) lives in

What Happens If You Don’t Wash Your Hands Before Those Hands Enter an Orifice?

Most of you aren’t washing your hands before finger banging, and you’re probably going to catch the flu

You Can Make an Incredible Playlist From the ‘Best Original Song’ Oscar Losers

Understanding Batman Fans’ Undying Thirst for Robin’s Firm, Firm Ass

What I’ve Kinda, Sorta Learned Helping People Get More Comfortable With Being in Love

A Brief History of Women Covering ‘It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World’

How Do I Tell My Wife About My Cuckolding Fetish?

Harley Quinn Is a Character 500 Years in the Making

The Secret to John Mulaney’s Effortlessly Hot Look

The Very Sincere Economics of Greeting Cards

Are Police Really Enforcing the Speed Limit From the Sky?

Could the DNC Actually Rig the Iowa Coin Toss? Let’s Use Coin Science to Find Out

Ranking Salad Toppers by How Healthy They Are

The Best Movies That Were Never Nominated for Anything

What Could the Hamburglar Actually Be Charged With?

There Comes an Age When White People Can Only Nod at Concerts

An Oral History of the Members Only Jacket

Millennials v. Mayo Pete, Fake-Ass ‘Ray Donovan’ and the Best Grindr Memes You’ve Never Seen

The Straight Guys Who Proudly Sample Their Own Spunk

The Men Who Are Estranged From Their Brothers

The Bruce Lee Story We Never Saw On-Screen

I Went to College on a Gaming Scholarship. Now I’m $30,000 in Debt.

Meme Culture on Grindr Is a Hole New World

How to *Actually* Do Work on a Plane

How Taut Does Your Butt Need to Be to Bounce a Quarter Off It?

We’ve Never Seen Proof That ‘Ray Donovan’ Is a Real TV Show

Why Progressive Millennials Can’t Stand Pete Buttigieg

Preschool Teachers on the State of the Union, How to Take Criticism and Resting Bastard Face

Let Me Analyze That Bussy

Why Doesn’t My Goddamn Tupperware Ever Goddamn Dry in the Goddamn Dishwasher?

Three Preschool Teachers on How Everyone Behaved at the State of the Union Last Night

Who Are These People in ‘Birds of Prey,’ and Why Should I Care?

Is It Possible to Clean Your House Without Poisoning the Environment?

How Much of a Scam Is Synthetic Oil?

The Fake Boyfriends and Girlfriends of ‘Supportive ASMR’

The Perils of Resting Bastard Face

How to Not Take Things Personally When People Criticize You

The Burnout Economy, the Last Blimp Pilot and Tourette’s in a PC World

How the ‘Weighted Blanket’ Became a Sex Position

The Rise and Fall of the Creepy Daddy-Daughter Dance Song

Can I Just Take a Vitamin Instead of Eating Vegetables?

I Was One of the Last Remaining Blimp Pilots in a Dying Industry

‘High Fidelity’ the Show Is a Top 5 Most Disappointing Retread

The Ethics of Hooking Up When You’re Sick

Is There Any Medical Reason to Donate a Testicle?

Mandatory Severance Laws Won’t Fix Our American Crisis — But for the Working Class, They’d Be a Start

What It’s Like to Have Tourette’s in a PC World

An Entire Industry Is Cropping Up to Deal With Millennial Burnout

How ‘Wild Wild West’ Got So Wildly Bad, the Case for a Tax Strike and the Black Market for Fitness Influencer Workout Routines

Jennifer Lopez’s Eternal Catch-22

Amber Heard Was Never Enough of a Victim

We Tracked Our Sex Lives for a Year, and Now We’re Fucking Great

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Is Inviting More Than Seven People to a Meeting Ever Going to Be Productive?

The Underground Economy of Influencer Fitness Plans

Clout Chasers, Scammers and Influencers Have Turned Coronavirus Into a Cash Grab

This Is How Gamblers Are Betting on the 2020 Election

The Inside Story of How ‘Wild Wild West’ Spun Out of Control

The Case for an American Tax Strike

Sunday Reads: Just Super Bowl Things, All of Our Coverage from Sundance and Lots and Lots of Bernie Memes

The Adventures of the Low-T.Rex: ED 101

Psychologist-Approved Tips on How Not to Give Yourself a Heart Attack (Real and Imagined) During the Super Bowl

Nothing Could Stop ‘American Dirt’ From Succeeding

Could A Manicure Save My Nails from A Lifetime of Me Chewing on Them?

Does Ranch Dressing Ruin the Nutritional Value of Any Food I Dip in It — Even Carrots and Celery?

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About TV Commercials

Why Some Women ‘Climb the Wall’ and Push Away From Pleasure

How Much Should I Scour My Apartment After I’ve Just Had the Flu?

Three Dogcatchers on Every Media Portrayal of Them Ever

The People Who Can’t Eat Without Smoking Weed

How Long Would Phil Survive After the Events of ‘Groundhog Day’?

Sundance Hit ‘The Assistant’ Is Not a Harvey Weinstein Movie

Reinventing the Third Wheel

This Bernie Meme Takes Away the Shame of Asking for Financial Support

Real People Money Diaries: College Football Referee

I Spent a Week on the Fruitarian Diet

Hallmark Cards Can Burn in Hell

The Buzzing Nostalgia and Furious Competition of Electric Football Tournaments

Ranking Pretzels by How (Un)Healthy They Are

Tell All Your Tiny-Dicked Bros: The Hummer Is Back

Why Re-Watching Ads from the 2008 Election Will Make You Want to Die, The History of ‘30 Minutes or Less’ and Young Bernie Energy

What Guys Think About When They’re Giving Head

Adam Brody Is Hollywood’s Nicest ‘Scumbro’

Why So Many Trans Guys Change Sexual Orientation, Too

Your Old Science Textbooks Were All Shitposts

Marshawn Lynch Is Fighting for the Soul of Oakland, California

Podcast Dudes Wish They Had What Young Bernie Sanders Had

How Much of Your Childhood Are You Supposed to Remember — And How Does That Change the Older You Get?

The Rise and Fall of the ’30 Minutes or Less’ Pizza Delivery Promise

These 2008 Election Ads Were the Beginning of Dumb Internet Politics

Comrade Jesus Christ, The Men Who Hate Libraries and the Strange Life Choices of Wisconsin’s Pooping Bandit

The Sticky Debate Over How Realistic Male Sex Toys Should Be

How to Make the Secret Sauce to Buffalo’s Original Chicken Wings

Sharing Your Birthday With the Super Bowl Is a Super Drag

What Would Happen if You Were Filled With Unpopped Popcorn When You Got Cremated?

The Scariest Thing at Sundance 2020? Movies About Dementia

Wisconsin’s Infamous Pooping Bandit Finally Quit His Day Job — As a High School Teacher

Why Are CT Scans and Other Medical Imaging So Fucking Expensive?

Intuitive Eating: The ‘Anti-Diet’ That Aims to Change Your Relationship With Food