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Sunday Reads: The Taut-Ass Coefficient, A History of the Members Only Jacket and the Dark Crimes of the Hamburglar

Allow me to rock your world: This week we learned that the “tautness” of an ass has nothing to do with whether or not you could bounce a quarter off of it. In fact, it’s funny that an ass you “could bounce a quarter off of” was ever used to describe a great butt, considering that phrase originally described tightly made military beds. What one has to do with the other I’ll never know. Besides, these days everyone loves a fat ass! 

In any case, it’s nice to know that you can be carrying a semi-truck behind you, and a quarter will likely still bounce off it if you really tried. 

Must Read

An Oral History of the Members Only Jacket

More Coinage

Could the DNC Actually Rig the Iowa Coin Toss? Let’s Use Coin Science to Find Out

Tickets From the Heavens

Are Police Really Enforcing the Speed Limit From the Sky?

Card Games

The Very Sincere Economics of Greeting Cards

The Perils of Turning the Frown of Your Sad Salad Upside-Down

Ranking Salad Toppers by How Healthy They Are

Yet Another Humble Plea to Stop With All the Retreads Already

The Culture Stuff

The Secret to John Mulaney’s Effortlessly Hot Look

The Best Movies That Were Never Nominated for Anything

There Comes an Age When White People Can Only Nod at Concerts

Harley Quinn Is a Character 500 Years in the Making

I Went to College on a Gaming Scholarship. Now I’m $30,000 in Debt.

Evidence That We Should Be Arrested 

What Could the Hamburglar Actually Be Charged With?

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