Allow me to rock your world: This week we learned that the “tautness” of an ass has nothing to do with whether or not you could bounce a quarter off of it. In fact, it’s funny that an ass you “could bounce a quarter off of” was ever used to describe a great butt, considering that phrase originally described tightly made military beds. What one has to do with the other I’ll never know. Besides, these days everyone loves a fat ass!
In any case, it’s nice to know that you can be carrying a semi-truck behind you, and a quarter will likely still bounce off it if you really tried.
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Yet Another Humble Plea to Stop With All the Retreads Already
The Culture Stuff
Evidence That We Should Be Arrested
Tweet of the Week
But Don’t Just Take Our Word For It…