Allow me to rock your world: This week we learned that the “tautness” of an ass has nothing to do with whether or not you could bounce a quarter off of it. In fact, it’s funny that an ass you “could bounce a quarter off of” was ever used to describe a great butt, considering that phrase originally described tightly made military beds. What one has to do with the other I’ll never know. Besides, these days everyone loves a fat ass!
In any case, it’s nice to know that you can be carrying a semi-truck behind you, and a quarter will likely still bounce off it if you really tried.
Must Read
More Coinage
Could the DNC Actually Rig the Iowa Coin Toss? Let’s Use Coin Science to Find Out
Tickets From the Heavens
Card Games
The Perils of Turning the Frown of Your Sad Salad Upside-Down
Yet Another Humble Plea to Stop With All the Retreads Already
https://twitter.com/ezwrites/status/1224778212674359296
The Culture Stuff
There Comes an Age When White People Can Only Nod at Concerts
I Went to College on a Gaming Scholarship. Now I’m $30,000 in Debt.
Evidence That We Should Be Arrested
Tweet of the Week
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— MEL Magazine (@WeAreMel) February 6, 2020
But Don’t Just Take Our Word For It…
https://twitter.com/abdsyedlol/status/1225853611768414216
Direct result of a dairy industry lobbying campaign in the 80s https://t.co/EZPA6oI64A https://t.co/Sd4C9W0ONE
— Christopher Ingraham🦗 (@_cingraham) February 7, 2020
https://twitter.com/inthefade/status/1225451894925123585
I am not going to read one single response, so haters, don’t bother. It’s a simple but detailed thesis explaining how it progressed. It feels like the campaign against her is very well-funded? and the volume makes me feel it is very well coordinated? https://t.co/nN5cV7cyzR
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) February 6, 2020
Mel Magazine is the girl that Out Magazine thinks she is; the girl that Into should have been. https://t.co/aVaoubRAvJ
— Mikelle Street (@MikelleStreet) February 6, 2020
Magdalene Taylor
Magdalene Taylor is a staff writer at MEL. She covers internet culture, sex and the online adult industry. She lives in Brooklyn but is from God's Country, Western Massachusetts.
