I’m gonna make this short since I know you probably just want to scan this whole thing as quickly as possible in order to get to what you really care about this first Sunday of February: Football. Yes, it’s Super Bowl Sunday, which is evidently a thing that people really seem to care about, and not just the people whose birthdays are today.
So go, go get drunk in a parking lot, go eat too many chicken wings (preferably dipped in ranch), go scream at the referee, go stress out over who’s winning and who’s losing. See if I care.
Must Read
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The Super Bowl Beat
How to Make the Secret Sauce to Buffalo’s Original Chicken Wings
From the Service Department
What Would Happen if You Were Filled With Unpopped Popcorn When You Got Cremated?
Why Are CT Scans and Other Medical Imaging So Fucking Expensive?
The Football Long Read
Marshawn Lynch Is Fighting for the Soul of Oakland, California
The Non-Super-Bowl Culture Stuff
This Bernie Meme Takes Away the Shame of Asking for Financial Support
Tweet of the Week
https://twitter.com/alanalevinson/status/1221899979523903489?s=20
But Don’t Just Take Our Word For It…
https://twitter.com/hshaban/status/1222942038213234695
https://twitter.com/HarronWawker/status/1221864406742683648
https://twitter.com/d_a_salas/status/1221814546060451841
Magdalene Taylor
Magdalene Taylor is a staff writer at MEL. She covers internet culture, sex and the online adult industry. She lives in Brooklyn but is from God's Country, Western Massachusetts.
