Look, you’re free to vote for whomever you want (no really, it’s in the Constitution), but do you really want to vote for Mayo Pete? What’s his deal, anyway? He’s like what would happen if the Manchurian Candidate had a baby with Amazon’s Alexa. Does he ever actually say anything? I mean, I hear the words, but they don’t ever actually add up to anything that resembles how humans speak.
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Jeff Gross
Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.
