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Millennials v. Mayo Pete, Fake-Ass ‘Ray Donovan’ and the Best Grindr Memes You’ve Never Seen

Look, you’re free to vote for whomever you want (no really, it’s in the Constitution), but do you really want to vote for Mayo Pete? What’s his deal, anyway? He’s like what would happen if the Manchurian Candidate had a baby with Amazon’s Alexa. Does he ever actually say anything? I mean, I hear the words, but they don’t ever actually add up to anything that resembles how humans speak.

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