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How was your morning today? What’d ya do? Did you make yourself some coffee, go to the gym, maybe settle down on the toilet for your morning constitutional? That’s nice.
What’d we do? Oh, nothing. Well, we did tweet this out:
Yep, pretty nice morning for us, too.
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