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How Bath Mats Got So Dirty

The humble bath mat is suddenly trendy decor — commodified for the always-online crowd with horny slogans and a ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ aesthetic

The Disappearance of Daddy Trump and Hope for a Shadow President

MAGA and QAnon are adrift because their guy can’t post anymore

What Happened to All Those ’90s Skate Shoe Brands?

The swift rise, hard fall and uncertain future of the ’90s skate shoe phenomenon, as told by the people who were there

Did Judy Garland Mainstream the Under-the-Table Blow Job?

Somewhere over the rainbow and under the appetizer lies the hard truth about this hotly contested beej

The 40-Year Odyssey of the Pimple Patch

Climate Change May Have Given Us the Earliest Ass Men

Probiotic Coffee Is Probably Good for You, but How Does It Taste?

Your Dog Trainer Is Judging You, Not Your Pooch

The Department Store Catalog Was the OG Instagram

Wherever You Find Him, You’ve Got a Friend in Jason Segel

Shitty Orgasms: The Men Who Claim They Cum When They Poop

Why Are There So Many Hot Tub Pregnancy Myths?

Is It Okay to Drink on Shrooms?

What’s in Starbucks Egg Bites?

How the Pandemic Revitalized the Disney Star

When Animals Fight Each Other, Do They Go for the Balls?

The Horrors and Delights of Pooping on Acid

Weed and Antidepressants: What You Should Know Before Smoking a Phat One

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Rum

The Truth of Hank Aaron Is Far More Powerful Than the Legend

This 26-Year-Old in Arkansas Is the Internet’s ‘Posture Messiah’

‘Malcolm & Marie’ Takes Aim at the Myth of the Male Genius

A Prison Fashion Show Jumpstarted Rashod Stanley’s Clothing Line. It Also Landed Him in Solitary.

How a Pair of Pickup Artists Turned Into Far-Right Extremists

An Oral History of Benjamin Franklin’s Essay ‘Fart Proudly’

How ‘Lord of the Rings’ Shaped a Hopeless Generation

Understanding the Sleepless Elite Making $$$ on Very Few Zzzs

Is Caviar Natural Viagra? Fishing for the Sexy Truth on ‘Bling Empire’

How to Use a Doorway Pull-Up Bar Without Tearing Down Your House

A-Rod, Seen Literally Everywhere, Is ‘Baseball’s Forrest Gump’

How Conspiracy Theories Took Over Pro Fighting

‘My Way’ Has Always Been the Anthem of Despicable Men

Stress Depletes You of These Essential Vitamins. Here’s How to Replenish

Should You Be Washing Your Hands Before Going to the Bathroom, Too?

Root Beer Is the Cocktail Mixer You’re Missing

COVID-19 Can Literally Be a Pain in the Balls

Can CBD Help My Dog Take It Easy?

Bernie Is a Meme Because He’s Alone in the Swamp

Biden’s Big Scorpio Energy Is What the White House Needs

The Subtle Meaning Behind Jennifer Lopez’s Inauguration Yell

Finn Deserved Better — And So Did Black ‘Star Wars’ Fans

Dana White’s War on Pirates Will Inevitably Fail

It’s Fine to Not Feel Better

Can Abusers ‘Make It Right’ With Cash?

For Yet Another Presidency, America Turns Its Weary Ears to Garth Brooks

Congrats, the Most Constipated Animal Isn’t You

‘What if I Lose My Sparkle?’: TikTokers Challenge the Stigma of Treating Mental Illness

Now We Know Why Sperm Sometimes Just Literally Swims in Circles

Your Morning Coffee Hydrates You Almost as Well as Water

Cologne Samples Are the Best Way to Smell Great for Cheap

The Blackest Thing About Me Is That I’ve Never Gotten the Flu Shot

This Is the Year to Confront the ‘Missing Stair’

The Inside Story of the $10 Banana on ‘Arrested Development’

The Great Wikipedia Titty Scandal

What It’s Like to Be a Real Doctor Named Dr. Pepper

When Does Your Butt Stop Growing?

Why Are Men’s Dress Shoes So Freaking Expensive?

‘My Urethra Is in the Wrong Place!’: A Guide to Rare Penis Problems

Drugs Designed to Stop You Shitting Your Pants Might Also Cure Cancer, Because Why Not?

Millennials Are Mourning a Fallen ’90s Icon: Sit-Down Pizza Hut

How ‘Bardcore’ Covers Turned the Internet Into a Digital RenFest

Why Sick Patients Are So Drawn to Cable News

To Avoid Prostate Cancer, Chug Coffee Like Your Life Depends on It (Which It Actually Might)

What Would Happen If I Never Changed the Oil in My Car?

Are Dog Chiropractors for Real?

A 16th-Century Peasant Uprising Has Bleak Lessons for Our Era

It’s Been 100 Years of Magicians Sawing Women in Half

How ‘Jenny From the Block’ Went From Jennifer Lopez’s Triumph to Ben Affleck’s Shame

The Curvy Science of Off-Kilter Dicks

What’s Driving the Omegle Revival? The Allure of Stranger Danger

What’s in Dunkin’ Donuts Munchkins Donut Hole Treats?

How Did We End Up With a Scottish Shrek?

The Most Sinister Cigarette Promotion of All Time

The New Wave of Tinder Bots Scamming Desperate Daters

Was Gandalf Smoking Marijuana in ‘The Lord of the Rings’?

We Were All Wrong About the Post-Sex Refractory Period

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Cocaine

Captain America Probably Wouldn’t Be Down With a Fascist Coup

The ‘SpongeBob’ Halftime Show Is the Best Halftime Show

For Horny Witches, Love Spells Are the Magic Touch

This Meme Literally Won’t Get Men Into Therapy

Every Theory About the Three Seashells in ‘Demolition Man,’ Judged by the Guy Who Wrote the Movie

Does the COVID-19 Vaccine Affect Your Sperm?

How Dupes Took Over TikTok

How ‘MLK/FBI’ Chronicled an American Disgrace

Has the Rise of Premature Ejaculation Technology Come Too Soon?

With Online Shopping, Not-So-Tall Guys Get the Short End of the Stick

Can ‘Dog Beer’ Help You Get Wasted With Your Good Boi?

WandaVision’s Lazy Nostalgia Isn’t as Smart as It Thinks

Watch ‘Tenet’ the Way Nolan Intended: On a 2005 iPod

Prostate Cancer Mentors Help Ease the Pain for Their Brothers in Recovery

The Cult of Keeping Your iPhone Box Until You Die

How Nipple Tattoos Help People Feel Whole Again

Can You Age Out of Being Able to Orgasm?

I’m Dreaming of Cantaritos, Mexico’s Greatest Party Cocktail

A Penny-Sized History of the Tiny Jeans Pocket

Bruce Willis Forgot That Life Isn’t a Movie Set

‘Arthur’ Is the Most Stylish Show on TV

The ‘Bisexual Bind’: How Same-Sex Performance Anxiety Holds Bi People Back

‘Avengers’ Is the New ‘Harry Potter’ for Liberal Cringelords