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Cherie DeVille Will Stop at Nothing to Stimulate Your Election

But is using her platform to get out the vote nothing but a wet dream?

Does the Vagina Dentata Myth Actually Have Teeth?

Everyone knows toothed vaginas aren’t real — not that it’s stopped some people from trying to make them happen anyway

What’s in This?: Nerds

All 15 ingredients in these colorful specks, explained (yep, even carmine color, aka smashed bugs)

Alec Baldwin in ‘Beetlejuice’ Predicted Goth Cottagecore

The entire film, in fact, reflects the cottagecore-meets-graveyard theme of this year

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Candy

Making Sense of Every Style of Levi’s Jean

Chocolate-Peanut Butter Is a Terrible Flavor Combo

The Young Heroes Battling America’s Sex Ed Crisis

The Time of ‘My Wife’

The Blue-Collar Workers Going Green

What It’s Like to Be Killed by Every Major Horror Movie Villain, As Told by the People It Happened To

Can Vampires Get Boners? A Very Important Halloween Investigation

What’s in This?: Red Hots

Did Privacy Fears Spoil Our Shot at Contact-Tracing COVID Out?

At What Length Does a Beard Like Jack Dorsey’s Officially Achieve Wizard Status?

What Determines the Street Value of a Drug?

Even Grizzled Tribute Bands Love Miley Cyrus’ Covers

What Do We Learn About Racism From Black Horror Like ‘Get Out’?

Are Ad-Blockers Leeching Revenue From the Very Streamers We Think We’re Supporting?

’90s BMX Guys Are Rediscovering the Lost Joy of Pegging

The Celebs Will Always Be at It Again

The Supreme Court Won’t Protect Same-Sex Marriage. Here’s What Will.

What Are the Bolts on Frankenstein’s Monster’s Neck Actually For? A Very Important Halloween Investigation

What’s in This?: Almond Joy

Okay, Boomers, Your Hot Toddy Is Actually Goddamn Amazing

Silk Livers? Artificial Tongues? How the Future of 3D Printing Could Change Your Body

Mouthwash Wipes Out COVID Germs — But Don’t Drown Yourself in Listerine

How Long Should You Date Someone You’re Only Kind of Into?

My Dad Was Right: You’re Gonna Wish You Wore Long Underwear

Roger Montoya and the Merciful Death of the Political Sex Scandal

The Philosopher King of SpongeBob Memes

Eavesdropping Is the Hottest Drug of COVID Times

How a Staunch Pro-Firearm State Found Hope in the Gun Suicide Crisis

Wrongful Conviction Compensation Payouts Are Wildly Uneven (and Often Grossly Unfair)

The Science of Loud Dad Sneezes

What’s in This?: Bazooka Bubble Gum

Want to Be Hornier? Maybe You Need That Good (Vitamin) D

Nicholas Britell Is the Composer You Don’t Know You Love

Will COVID-19 Finally Inspire Paid Sick Leave for All Workers?

The World of Instagram Menswear Is a ‘Matrix’ Illusion

Are Those Pain-in-the-Ass Cooking Tasks Really Worth It?

A Year Without FOMO

How the Luxury Condom Business Screwed Itself

The True Story Behind Adidas’ ‘All Day I Dream About Sex’ (And Other Bogus Brand Acronyms)

What’s in This?: Gummy Bears

Are Car Recall Notices Bullshit?

Is It Possible to Adjust to Allergies?

How to Choose the Right Pillow for Your Neck

‘Circle Jerk’ Comes Full Circle

Did Pepsi Have One of the World’s Largest Navies? No — But the Truth Is Mind-Boggling

The People Walker Is Still Just Putting One Foot in Front of the Other

The Vanished Beauty of Drug Dealer Home Decor

The Guitar-Smashing 30-Year History of Rock the Vote

What the Trendy New Wave of Surf Wear Is Really All About

What’s the Best Time of Day to Vote in 2020?

Why Does the Same Virus Affect Different People in Different Ways?

What’s in This?: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

Does My Dog Have Allergies? If So, How Can I Help?

Abolish ICE. Abolish Homeland Security. There’s No Doubt Left.

The American Dream Is a Fraud. What Now?

Albert Brooks Mastered the Art of Disappointment

The Lifelong Guilt Trip of Abstinence Pledges and Purity Balls

The Best Witch Movies for Every Kind of Witchy Mood

How Big Naturals Conquered the World

Can You Have Too Many Credit Cards? The Big Myth About Your Credit Score

Dried Fruit Is Way Less Healthy Than You Think

Why Old-Guy Fight Scenes Are the Best Fight Scenes in Movies

It’s Not Batman’s Toughness That Matters

I Spent 12 Hours Trying to Get High on ‘Dad Grass’

Keep Scrolling: This TikTok Is for Ladies Only

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Breasts

Rage Against the Machine Gun Kelly

More Hours for Less Money: The Bleak, Grueling Reality of a COVID Pay Cut

What’s the Molecular Difference Between Mountain Dew and Literal Mountain Dew?

Here’s What 2020 Looked Like to the Sci-Fi Writers of 1974

Is There a ‘Smooth’ Way to Ask for Sex?

Will Slamming Water in the Morning Help Me Poop Better?

How Do Lids (and Other Places That Just Sell Hats) Stay Open?

What Kind of Music Do Dogs Like? Bob Marley and Harry Styles, Apparently

Pope Francis Is a Messy Bitch Who Lives for Drama

America Wants to Be Loved Again

Ghislaine Maxwell’s Bill Clinton Defense

The Gassy Queens of OnlyFans

The People Wearing Double Masks Aren’t Crazy

Bald Actors They Should Add to the Final ‘Fast & Furious’ Movies

The Invisible Voter Suppression of Domestic Violence

Why Are Warranty Periods So Short (and Such BS)?

Milk, It Does a Boozy Drink Good

Is Constantly Using Earbuds Wrecking My Hearing?

Should We All Be Doing Knuckle Push-ups Like in ‘Cobra Kai’?

‘Bad Hair’ Is About the Horror Black Women Face Navigating White Worlds

Your Chore Coat Isn’t Up to the Task

Young People Are Laughing at Our Clumsy Old Baseball Sex Analogy

Borat Is Back, but This Time We’re In on the Joke

Speed Racer Is a Toxic Piece of Shit

Let the Pundit Class Finally Feel a Little Shame

The Peter Pans of the Pandemic

How Did Blue and Black Become the Only Acceptable Ink Colors?

Why Doesn’t Health Insurance Cover Eyes and Teeth?

For My Sanity’s Sake, How Much Am I Allowed to Not Care?