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Wait, Too Much Serotonin Can Be a Bad Thing?

Depends on how you view copious amounts of rage and diarrhea

Is an Ice Bath or a Hot Tub After a Workout Better for My Weary Muscles?

Should I warm up or cool down the puddle I’ve become?

Three Spelunkers Go Deep on ‘Fraggle Rock’

Just ahead of the new ‘Fraggle Rock’ reboot, I had some burning questions about Fraggles, Doozers and the acoustic quality of caves

The Original Celebrity Fitness Grifter Was Popeye the Sailor Man

Or should that be, Popeye the Swindler Man?

Italy’s 70-Year-Old Porn Star Politician Is Still Fighting, Tits Out and All

Are There Any Animals That Can Lick Their Balls But Choose Not To?

How Not to Be West Elm Caleb

Meat Loaf Was the Voice of Horny, Insecure Teen Boys Everywhere

How I (Sort Of) Findommed a Findom

A Delicious Oral History of ‘Mac Tonight’

Lies, Bribes and Catholic Rites: The Dentist Accused of Killing His Wife on an African Safari

A Short History of Movies That Sat on the Shelf Forever

The Holy Grail of Garlic Is the Solo Chungus Bulb

Could 3D-Printed Viagra Create a New Generation of Better Dick Drugs?

Can You Pass a Drug Test By Guzzling Pectin and Powerade?

When Does My Bad Behavior Officially Become Self-Destructive?

Is a Canned Vegetable a Phony Vegetable?

When You Share Everything with Your Partner Except Your Salary

The Collective Trauma of Having a Peanus That Horts

‘Does This Make My Butt Look Big?’ Is Not the Question It Used to Be

The Inside Story of iBeer, the Underdog Beer App That Made Millions

Meta Girlfriends Are the Most Cringe Trend in NFTs

The Finely Pressed, Death-Defying World of Extreme Ironing

Will Forte Was the Perfect Sad Son in ‘Nebraska’

‘Send Me a Dated Invoice from Your Therapist’ Is a Terrible Meme — And Relationship Advice

Will Using a Climbing Wall Give Me Boulders for Arms?

What’s Going on When I Cheat on My Partner in My Dreams?

The Era of Self-Deprecation Is Over. It’s God Complex Time

The Divine Teachings of ‘Fucking the Text Man for Texts’

Shedding a Tear With the Happy Crying Dads of Reddit

The Mad Glitter Bombers of Clearwater, Florida

Some Unsolicited Advice for Divorce-Mode Kanye

Why Are Cummerbunds Worn Only with Tuxedos?

What Cardio Workouts Are Worth Learning a Special Skill For?

What Is ‘Hot Boredom,’ and Do I Have It?

Does Cooking My Vegetables Hurt Their Vegetable-ness?

The Rise of Leftist Gun Culture on Instagram

The Smart Drug Beloved by Doctors, Nootropics Users and Anti-Vaxxers

An Expert Analysis of the Weird Whale Penis Chapter in ‘Moby Dick’

All Hail Justin Bieber, the Transmasc Icon

Men’s Ball-Scratching Secrets Have Led to An All-Out War on TikTok

My Eye-Watering Attempt to Figure Out What Cocktail Onions Are For

Joss Whedon Was Always the Bad Guy

What Are These Liberals Doing on Gab?

Twice Burnt! The Scammers Who Scam People Who Just Got Scammed

The Fire in MLK’s Last Speech

What, Exactly, Does Good Pussy Taste Like?

Was My High School Coach Totally Clueless About Weightlifting?

If I’m Feeling Good, Can I Cancel on My Therapist?

‘Nothing Compares 2 U’ Grows More Haunting Each Year

NoSurf Masters on How to Stop Wasting So Much Time Online

Welcome to the Anal-Only Lifestyle, Where Straight People Go Butts-Only

Is It Possible to Retrain My Taste Buds to Like Vegetables?

Can Compartmentalizing Ever Be a Good Thing?

Is There Such a Thing as a Healthy Fruit Juice?

What Exactly Am I Getting from a ‘Heritage’ Brand?

The Hilarious Uselessness of Those Old DVD Anti-Piracy Ads

David Arquette Will Break Your Heart in the New ‘Scream’

The World Has Never Seen a Super Squirter Like Lola Jean Before

Madonna’s Infamous Cone Bra Challenged the Very Idea of Boobs

Does an All-Veggie Pizza Hit My Daily Requirement of Vegetables?

Incels Actually Defined This New Dating Trend Correctly

Wordle Is Dividing Us Even Further

Amateur Peloton Porn Is a Wild Ride

Four-Thousand Years After Their Inception, ‘Guy Walks into a Bar’ Jokes Still Slap

The Online Cult of Horny Pepsiman, the Soft-Drink Superhero Who’s DTF

Which Movie’s Vision of 2022 Is More Nightmarish: ‘Soylent Green’ or ‘The Purge’?

Why Is McDonald’s Better Everywhere But the U.S.?

Does My Partner See Ads Based on My Internet Browsing History?

What Are the Long-Term Solutions to Burnout?

Why Is Corn Such a Trash Vegetable?

A Portrait of a Modern Day Union Man on the Picket Line

I Taste-Tested Campbell’s Brothtails and Lived to Tell of the Horror

How Not to Feel Smug If You Haven’t Had COVID

The State of the Manosphere in 2022: A Roundtable

Searching Through Kobe Bryant’s High School Years for Answers to His Controversial Legacy

Transitioning Is Hard, But Doing It as a Porn Star Is a Whole Different Beast

We’ve Reached Peak Kegel, and It’s Time We Released

Why Won’t My Calves Stop Barking After I Run?

Can the Elliptical Give Me Muscles?

Can You Get a Fever From Stress?

Would Drake’s Alleged Hot Sauce Spermicide Recipe Actually Work?

Felonious Birds: Pigeon Spies, Cartel Lookout Parrots and Killer Subway Street Birds

The Best French Fries Are Taco Bell French Fries

Men Should Use More Exclamation Points!!!

How Mr. Toilet Man from ‘Look Who’s Talking Too’ Terrified a Generation of Pissers

Ina Garten Is an Anti-Productivity Queen

France Spawned the ‘King of Incels,’ But Today’s ‘Francels’ Are Going Unseen

Do Swingers Really Use Pineapples to Signal They’re DTF?

How Long Does It Take to Get in Shape?

Can Melatonin Help My Anxiety?

Which Will Make My Chest More Magnificent — a Dumbbell or Barbell Bench Press?

Redpilled Men Love Elisabeth Kübler-Ross’ ‘Five Stages of Grief’

An Oral History of the Most Painful Move in UFC History

John Cena Is Trying His Best

The Woman Graphing Her Jerk-Off Data for All the World to See

The Couple Having Sex in Plain Sight on TikTok

Humanity’s Hopeless Quest for a Pizza Cone

How Do I Force Myself to Eat More Vegetables?

How to Help Someone Calm the Fuck Down