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Sunday Reads: Dissecting ‘SpongeBob’ Memes, a History of Heelys and What Actually Happened After Emancipation

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Why Kevin Durant and the Golden State Warriors Couldn’t Enjoy Their Own Greatness

Grumpy Old Albums: The Best Records From Artists 70 and Older

I Just Found Out I’m Going to Be a Dad. So I Joined a Boot Camp for New Fathers.

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Your Dog Watches You Use the Bathroom Because They Love You

The 10 Most ‘Confounding’ Moments of Bob Dylan’s Career

Three Animal Reproduction Specialists Fact-Check ‘The Bad Touch’ by the Bloodhound Gang

King Triton Is Still the Shittiest of All the Shitty Disney Dads

Do Genital Piercings Actually Enhance Sensation?

Do Beer/Weed Bongs Actually Make You More Drunk/High?

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Daddy

The Bartenders Who Refuse to Serve Sober Guys Trying to Get Girls Drunk

Juneteenth Should Be a National Holiday

The Definitive History of the Rumor That Timothée Chalamet Gave Half of NYU Chlamydia

People Who Gave Themselves Coronavirus Don’t Get to Be Experts on It

The Ghostwriters Crafting Black Lives Matter Statements for Newly Woke Brands

We Had a Chance With Emancipation, but the United States Quickly Failed the Black Men and Women It Freed

The Summer of 1993 Was the End of Arnold and the Dawn of CGI

How Heelys Rolled Into Millions of Dollars — And Then Crashed in an Instant

My TV Dads: The Fictional Fathers Who Influenced This Gen-X Parent

Could Anti-Balding Medications Really Be the Key to Preventing Severe Coronavirus Infections?

The Not-So-Stimulating History of Using Erectile Drugs on Women

Should I Bring My Dog to a Protest?

Go Back to Sending Me Scratched-Up DVDs in the Mail You Fucking Website

The Last Remaining Radio Pirates Broadcasting for Freedom

Why We’ll Risk It All for the Cheesecake Factory

Meet the Designer Behind Instagram’s Queer Pride Trend

The Delightful Psychology of Why We Love Those Air Dancer Tube Guys

The Drama and Catharsis of Moving Cities in a Pandemic

The Strange and Beautiful Blackness of OutKast

Why Defunding the Police is the Only Option, On Stanning Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Men and ‘Spongebob’ Sex Memes

Were People Wasted All the Time Before Clean Water?

Everything You Need to Know About Buying Seafood Online

How to Use Public Bathrooms Safely During COVID

Canceling Racist Mascots Isn’t New — Just Ask the ‘Frito Bandito’

‘Perry Mason’ Is the Dark Origin Story We Didn’t Need

Defunding the Police Is the Only Solution. The Last Decade Is Proof.

How ‘Self-Care’ Became Meaningless

Getting to the Bikini Bottom of ‘SpongeBob’ Sex Memes

Do Online Age Checkers Do Anything? Did They Ever?

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Does the Crisper Drawer in My Fridge Actually Do Anything?

The Best Exercises to Do While You’re Watching TV

Don’t Erase Squidward’s Bisexual Energy

Do UV Wands and Boxes Actually Work?

The Biggest Little Guide to Anal Douching

It’s Long Past Time We Make Juneteenth a National Holiday

I Trained My Dog to Fetch Me a Beer From the Fridge — And You Can Too

Betting Big on PredictIt, the Chaotic Stock Market of Politics

Mosquito Bites Aren’t That Bad

As Coronavirus Lingers, the Sky Is the Limit for Outrageously Cheap Flights

No, EEE Is Not the Next Plague

Nudes for #BLM, the Mothman Cometh and the Uncancelable Perez Hilton

How Much of a Glass of Water Do You Actually Pee Out?

How COVID Could Make the Four-Day Workweek a Reality

The Pringles Can Is One of the 20th Century’s Perfect (and Most Important) Inventions

Are Glory Holes Actually Safe Sex During the Pandemic?

Stop Falling for the Anti-Trump Turncoat

The Fraught World of Sex Workers Selling Nudes for Black Lives Matter

Devastated Over J.K. Rowling’s Transphobia, ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are Covering Up Their Tattoos

West Virginians Are Campaigning to Replace Confederate Statues With Mothman

Flight Attendants Say Airlines Aren’t Contact-Tracing Coronavirus-Positive Employees

America Lost Its Way When We Switched From ‘Porno’ to ‘Porn’

You Can’t Cancel Perez Hilton

What Are Lava Lamps Made Of, and How Do They Work?

First, Mom and Dad Got Into Weed — Now, It’s Shrooms

How Did the Polo Shirt Become So Separated From Polo the Sport?

Lindsey Graham and the Politics of Outing Bad Gays

Is Planned Obsolescence Real, or Am I Just Not Taking Care of My Stuff?

How to Be a Better Ally

‘The Strawberry Statement’ at 50: Hollywood’s Botched Portrait of the Revolution Is a Perfect Boomer Time Capsule

How to Talk to Your Kids About Race

Dana Carvey’s Bad Film Career Gave Us His Great Sketch Show

The First Black Man on Children’s TV Was Mister Rogers’ Policeman Friend

What the Friggin’ Frig Does ‘Frig’ Actually Mean?

How Much Church Wine Would I Have to Gulp to Get Hammered?

When Did Orange Juice Become a Morning Beverage?

A Field Guide to the Early-Aughts Garage Rock Revival Bands (That Weren’t the Strokes and the White Stripes)

Bebop and Rocksteady Are the Most Beautiful Love Story Ever Told

The Most Impressive Real Stuff Blown Up in the Name of Blockbuster Movie-Making

Three Yacht Guys Share Their Thoughts on ‘Yacht Rock’

The Movement to Reclaim Ink From Abusive Tattoo Artists

How to Last Longer in Bed When You Haven’t Had Sex in Months

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Whiskey

Fact-Checking the Urban Legends About Getting Pregnant in Swimming Pools

Is Marijuana Screwing With My Memory?

How Do I Get Better at Dirty Texting in Quarantine?

There’s Nothing Better Than Sitting Down in a Scorching-Hot Car

Ask Your Bros What They’re Grateful For

Before They Were ‘Jackass,’ They Were My Suburb’s Local Dirtbags

For Black Skaters, a Lifetime in a Predominantly White Sport Has Prepared Them for Protest

Can We Ever Overcome Tall/Hot Confusion?