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There’s a Trump Tweet for Everything — Except His Mushroom Penis

An axiom that has endured these past 18 months is that “there’s a Trump tweet for everything.” The idea is this: Our diaper-clad president, before…

Why Men Monogram

Donald Trump Jr. is only the latest in a long line of males to wear his initials on his sleeve

All the Places You Can’t Legally Fucking Swear

It’s a fucking list, read it or don’t, I don’t fucking care

Is the Predator the Lamest Movie Monster Ever?

We stack him up against Chucky, Pinhead and that Irish elf who wants his gold back

The Renter’s Guide to Avoiding a God-Awful Landlord

Brett Kavanaugh Proves the ‘Average Guy’ Can Be the Most Dangerous Kind of Guy

Goodbye Keto: Moderate Carbs Are the Only Good Carbs

Bring Back the Ringtone

For Suicidal Men, This Subreddit Can Be the Difference Between Life and Death

Sexual-Harassment Training in a #MeToo World, the All-You-Can-Eat Lie and Size Schmediums

Are You a ‘Shmedium’?

How to Grieve For Someone You Loved, But Didn’t Like

Does the ‘Save Six Months of Salary for Emergencies’ Rule Still Apply?

What’s in a Name (Kink)?

The Hidden Limits of the ‘All-You-Can-Eat’ Buffet

What’s in This?: Hand Sanitizer

‘Norm Macdonald Has a Show,’ But He Doesn’t Seem Like He Wants One

The Makers of Sexual Harassment Training Videos Say Business Is Booming After #MeToo

True Crime: Florida Man Edition, the Hot Plant Lovers of Instagram and Everything Else From…

What Do 3D-Printed Guns Mean For Me, a Regular Guy Who Doesn’t Want to Get Shot By Some Nerd?

Millennial #PlantDaddies Are Making Horticulture Hot—And Manly

The Weekend Binge: Movie Titles That Sound Dirtier Than They Really Are

Erectile Dysfunction, Depression and Everything Else Men Are Using Hypnotherapy For

All the Craziest Shit I’ve Seen Working at An All-Hours Club in Reno

Sean Penn TV Appearances You Didn’t Know About, Ranked

A Gentleman’s Guide to Talking About Your Interests on a Date

Inside the British Black-Market for Homegrown Sperm

The Real Reasons Everyone’s Clinical Death Experience Is the Same

‘Discernment Counselors’: People Who Tell You If Your Relationship Is Worth Saving

The Cult of the Domino’s Logo

Every Old Wives’ Tale About Dick Size, Examined

Joe Exotic: A Cautionary Tale of a Murder-for-Hire Plot Involving Tigers, Michael Jackson’s Pet Alligators, and, of Course, a Florida Man

Ranking Every Popular Energy Drink by How (Un)healthy They Are

Life When Your Wife Makes All the Money, Checking in With Mike Hunt and the Tasty World of…

An Ode to the Footlong

‘Legs and Eggs’ and Other Strip Club Buffet Highlights

Everything You Should Never Flush Down the Toilet

Women Are Getting Revenge on Men with the Shrunken-Dick Meme

Here’s What Happened to Mike Cox and Mike Hunt From High School

What Happens When You’ve Discovered A Family Member’s Secret Life After They’ve Died?

What It’s Like to Be Financially Dependent on Your Wife

Sex and Dating for the Sober Set, Scamming in the Financial Domination Community and a 15-Pound Poop

Is It Really Possible That This Guy Took a 15-Pound Poop?

The Men Attempting to Grow Thicker Beards With Rogaine

How Long Should a Blow Job Last?

A Guide to Sober Dating (And, Of Course, Sober Sex)

The Men Who Still Wear Tighty-Whities

How Much Is It Going to Cost to Get Divorced for Me, a Regular Guy Who’s Thinking About Getting…

I STAND CORRECTED: Icing Is Still Most Definitely A Thing

The Curse of the Fake Financial Dominatrix

The Magical George Foreman Grill, Jonah Hill’s Tears and Straight Men v. Group Fitness Classes

Should I Ever Coach My Kid’s Sports Team?

Everything You (Hopefully Never) Need to Know About Male Breast Cancer

The Immortal Mystique of the George Foreman Grill

Why Doesn’t My Kid’s School Day Run From 9 to 5?

My One-Man Attempt to Figure Out Why Group Fitness Classes Are So Dominated By Women

What Makes a Bathroom Talker a Bathroom Talker?

Jonah Hill Becomes an Artist, Cries

Buff v. Swole v. Brolic: Where Do We Get All of Our Goofy Muscle Terms From?

The Myth of the Conservative Soldier, the Men Who Breast-Feed Their Babies and Mac’s Weird Body Issues on ‘It’s Always Sunny’

What Happens to Your Job if You Get a Terrible, Long-Term Illness?

Some Companies Are Offering Paid Leave for When You Bring Home a New Pet

How Close Is Lab-Grown Meat to Being on Fast-Food Menus?

The Surprising Sympathy for Mac’s Body Issues in ‘Always Sunny’

Why Men ‘Comfort Nursing’ Their Children Always Seems to Freak Us Out

Jim Carrey Is Beautifully Broken in ‘Kidding’

What’s in This?: Froot Loops

The Military Men of Twitter Who Are Defying Soldier Stereotypes

ICYMI: Black-Market Bookies, Fetishizing Your Bartender and Everything Else From The Week That Was

What Does the Hand-Foot-and-Mouth Outbreak Mean for Me, a Regular Guy Whose Favorite Pitcher Got It…

I Strapped Myself Into A Compression Suit For An Afternoon of ‘Lymphatic Drainage’

The Rise of ‘Muscle Workout Chart’ Facebook Groups

Why Does Everybody Want to Fuck the Bartender?

‘Till Death Do You Part—But How Much Time Should You Spend Together Until Then?

My 420 Sesh with the Country’s Top Weed Attorneys

The Most Realistic Sex-Worker Portrayals in Pop Culture, According to Sex Workers

The Last of the Bookies

You Can Tell a Lot About a Person Based on Their Slang for Vomit, Money or Semen

Why Don’t Some People Know Their Own Strength?

A Gentleman’s Guide To Sex Positivity

This South African Doctor Is Fighting to Make Keto the Dietary Standard

We Need Hotter Hot Sauce

The Counseling Service That Helps Men Determine If They Want to Be Fathers Or Not

Ranking Every Kind of Cooking Oil by How (Un)healthy They Are

The Millennial Children of Immigrants Who Can’t Explain Their Jobs To Their Parents

ICYMI: The Problem With Centrists, the Men Who Don’t Clean Their Assholes and an Ode to Burt…

Burt Reynolds Made Me Proud of My Chest Hair

The Not-So-Attractive Origins of ‘Tall, Dark and Handsome’

All the Questions You Definitely, Totally, 100% Had About How Old People Have Sex, Answered

The Trick to Having Big Things in a Small Apartment

All the Depressing Shit That Happens to Our Bodies When We Can’t Work in Natural Light

The Three Kinds of Assholes You Meet in Centrist Hell

How to Keep Your Arm From Going Numb When Your Partner Falls Asleep On You

How Luke Cage Became the Superhero Face of CTE

What It’s Like to Be a Guy Who Doesn’t Clean His Ass

ICYMI: Men and Their Minivans, the Evolution of the Slim Jim and Your Doctor’s Gross-Ass Lab Coat

Your Doctor’s White Lab Coat Is a Gross, Squirming Bacteria Factory

How Do You Talk About Being Fired When Interviewing for a New Job?

The Dominatrix Duo Demystifying Kink on Periscope

Why Does My Girlfriend Smell Like Cake? And Flowers? And Raindrops? And Unicorns?