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Because I usually buy the microwavable stuff and slam it down with a plastic spoon

I Can’t Wait to Hold Hands With the Homies Again

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Every Christmas My Sisters Troll Me with Dolphin Gifts. It’s How I Know They Care

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That Time Jim Carrey Rapped as The Grinch with Busta Rhymes

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You Support Louis C.K.? Fine, Have Fun With That

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The Place Where Watch Guys Go to Dunk on Other Watch Guys

The Incredibly Creative DIY Sex Toys of Trans People

Turns Out Bullshitters Can Be Bullshitted

Cafe Core: Intentional Outfits You Wear to a Non-Occasion

How Worried Should I Be About My Knees Cracking When I Squat?

The Sex Workers That Sex Workers Think You Should Follow

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Once Again, a Court Will Consider the Legal Right to Shitpost

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The People Who Can Only Cum If Their Legs Are Crossed

A Gentleman’s Guide to Cleaning Up Your Nut After Sex

Does Ball Size Matter?

How Cold Is Too Cold for Exercising Outside?

‘The Matrix Resurrections’ Wants to Worldbuild You to Death

The Lasting Legacy of Cyd St. Vincent and His Bonus Hole Boys

The Troubling Rise of MRAsians

John Williams Did Not Have to Go So Hard

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The Botanical Beauties of Reddit’s ‘Houseplant Whores’

Does a Liquid Viagra Cocktail Possess Boner-Inspiring Powers?

Are Dumbbells Really Dumb?

Bullets and Boa Constrictors: The Cold-Blooded Murder Plot of the Snake Breeder’s Wife

How a Stranger’s Arby’s Memes Are Helping One Man Tackle Sobriety

Inside the Forum Obsessed With Proving That Women’s Standards Are Too High

The Nine Lives of the Suicide Girls

How ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ Went From Disappointment to Unlikely Christmas Classic

The Marketing Battle to Find the True Beauty in ‘Ugly Produce’

Should I Take the Plunge and Move My Workout into the Pool?

How Much Can the Average Guy Bench Press?

For Alice Little, Intimacy Is Everything

George Clooney Is America’s Most Average Director

How Do I Kick Caffeine Without Experiencing Withdrawal Headaches?

Who Is the One True Pull-Up King?

Does Anything Good Happen If I Vape My Vitamins?

Santa Fights, Ranked by How Badass Santa Is

It’s Time to Start Giving Andrew Garfield His Due as Spider-Man

The ‘New Gigolos’ Reinventing Male Companionship and Sex Work

The Many Myths of Dolly Parton’s Boobs

The Tasty Tale of the Pancake’s Humble Origins

Which Family Member Is Most Likely to Ruin Christmas, According to Data

Black Love, Black Desire and Black Porn: King Noire on Making Kink for the Culture

Chain Restaurants Have Always Been the Front Line in the COVID Wars

It’s Turbo Time: An Oral History of ‘Jingle All the Way’

I’m the Guy Who Owned 420 Brooks Brothers Shirts

Boner Spider-Man Is the Only Spider-Man Who Won’t Be in the New Movie

How Much of My Smelly Sweat Can I Blame on My Diet?

This Is the Beanie Color That Goes with Everything

Do My Sore-as-Hell Muscles Mean I’m Getting Swole?

Conservationists v Animal Rights: The War on Python Leather

The Awkward, Uncomfortable Art of Getting Someone to Pay You Back

Biohackers Are Fighting to Reduce the Price of Prescription Drugs

The Ever-Powerful Physique of Powerlifting Porn Star Siri Dahl

The ‘How to Get Your Ex Back’ YouTubers Might Be Onto Something

‘Swan Song’ Is a Cautionary Tale About a Husband’s White Lies to His Wife

Is Your Jealousy Actually Just Codependency?

Will My Abs Know the Difference Between Crunches and Sit-Ups?

Best Gifts for Your Extremely Online Friends

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The Big Impact of Small Penis Syndrome Therapists

The Subreddit Where Beta Men Go to Watch Porn They Can’t See

Is There Such a Thing as Mood Lighting for Workouts?

Falling Out of Love on SSRIs

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Instagram Has a MGTOW Problem

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The Bizarre, Addictive Antidepressant Being Sold at Gas Stations

What to Do With the Big Life Realizations You Had While Tripping

How to Master the Art of Banana Ripening

How Many Push-Ups Should I Be Able to Do?

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Phase Two of the Right’s War on Universities Has Begun

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The Electric Rise of Computer-Eating Rasberry Crazy Ants

I’m the PlayStation 5 Scalper Making Sure You Can’t Get One for Christmas

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How Is ‘Family Size’ Determined?

Should I Be Taking My Coffee with Protein Powder?

Owen Gray Broke the Stunt Cock Mold

‘I’m a Believer’ Is What Being a Teenager Sounds Like

Mommy Dommes Know Plenty of Real-Life Roman Roys

Laughing All the Way: The Most Ridiculous Holiday Gag Gifts

The Most Shameless Celebrity Fitness Cash Grabs

The Literary Genius of Movie Novelizations

For Virtual Camgirl LewdNeko, the Future of Sex Work Is Now

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