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The Most Baffling Myths About the Power of Semen Retention

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Taika Waititi Is Just a Silly Little Guy

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What the Hell Did Right-Wingers Think Rage Against the Machine Was Singing About?

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The Data Analyst Who Micro-Chipped His Clothes to Track Cost Per Wear

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The Minnesota Cop Who Crashed His Patrol Car into a UFO

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This 1906 New Zealand ‘Water Chute’ Marked the Birth of the Waterslide

Journey Mastered the Art of Uncool With ‘Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)’

The Best Dildos For G-Spot Pleasure

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How ‘Sun’s Out, Guns Out’ Became a Bare-Skin Summer Refrain

The Bootlegging, Moonshine Origins of Mountain Dew

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‘Fire of Love’ Is a Tribute to a Married Couple’s Fatal Love Affair With Volcanoes

Public Sex Advice from the Public Sex Pros on Fetlife

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People Who Grew Up in the ‘70s Keep Bragging About How Shitty It Was

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The Female TikTokers Rebranding Gold-Digging As ‘Hypergamy’

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Nuptial Nightmares: Beach Weddings That Went Horribly Wrong

The Hacktivists Behind the Recent Cyber Attacks on Anti-Abortion States Say They’re Not Done Yet

A Deceptively Small Oral History of ‘Shrinkage,’ the Perfect Seinfeldian Word

Dame’s Kip Vibrator May Be Tiny, But It Really Packs a Punch

I Whipped Up a Batch of Bathtub Four Loko, and I May Never Sleep Again

Streamer Says He Was Framed for Racist Vandalism on Disneyland Accounts

James Caan Was a Much Funnier Actor Than He’s Given Credit For

Your Girlfriend Thinks About Nathan Fielder While She’s Fucking You

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Putting Your Feet on the Desk Isn’t Comfortable

Calculating the Exact Number of Miles Forrest Gump Ran on His Three-Year Cross-Country Jog

Third Eye Blind Is Out Here Wrecking Marriages Coast-to-Coast, According to Reddit

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Spit Or Swallow? My Journey Through the Cum Cocktail Recipes in ‘Semenology’

Smart People Masturbate More Than the Rest of Us, Study Says

Why Women Are Whispering ‘Therapy’ into Their Boyfriend’s Phones

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Say ‘Women’ All You Want, You Fucking Weirdos

Why It’s Impossible to Sleep When It’s Hot

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‘Dark Brandon’ Is the Malevolent Kind of Biden We Need

So, Uh, Sex With Mermaids: How Does That Work?

Exactly How Strong Thor and Every Other Avenger Is, According to Marvel

The ‘ScootSki’ King on the Joy of Riding Jet Skis Converted into Scooters

The Pleasure, Power and Beauty of the Pamper Massage Wand Vibrator

Narcissists Love Themselves So Much, They Cum Almost Immediately

How Do I Jump Rope Like a Boxer?

This $1,499 Apple MacBook Air Is on Sale for Less Than $250 Right Now

The Dilemma of the Post-Manifesto Shooter

Marrying Your Ex’s Dad Is TikTok’s Coldest Revenge

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Nobody Puts Gentleminions in a Corner

You Can’t Vote Your Way Out of a Mass Shooting

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In ‘Thor: Love and Thunder,’ Chris Hemsworth Is Having the Last Laugh

Cybersecurity in a Post-Roe World

How Porn Stars Deal With the Sticky, Sandy Realities of Sex on the Beach

Do I Need Fancy Weightlifting Gloves, or Will Other Types of Gloves Do the Trick?

Zoom Performance Anxiety Is the New Stage Fright

Is There a Certain Number of Sit-Ups That Will Give Me a Strong Core?

Improve Your Golf Swing This July 4th Without the Expensive Lessons

A Very Chill Collection of Popsicle Patents

Above-Ground Pools Are the Working-Class Heroes of Summer

The Wonderfully Delicious World of Carbecues

If I’m Getting Back in Shape, Should I Lose Weight Before Trying to Build Muscle?

Were Lumberjacks Really the Strength Kings They’re Made Out to Be?

A Vasectomy Historian on Why Male Sterilization Won’t Solve the Abortion Problem

The Awkward Art of Making Friends in Your 30s, According to Men in Their 30s

The Sound and Fury of Russell Crowe

Starving for Touch: What It’s Like to Have ‘Skin Hunger’

I Really Miss the Chris Pratt of ‘Moneyball’

Pepperoni and Pancake Batter: An Oral History of Pizza the Hutt from ‘Spaceballs’

Wake Your Pleasure Centers Up with Bloomi’s Botanical Arousal Serum

A Sobering Look at How Alcohol Changes Your Face

What Difference Does It Make If Pork Is the ‘Other White Meat’?

What’s the New ‘Minions’ Movie Doing With This Baller Soundtrack?