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Please J.D. Vance, Just Try to Win a U.S. Election by Running Against Porn

The Republican senatorial candidate in Ohio supports a total ban on adult content. Democrats must attack him for it

We’ve Officially Entered Hoochie Daddy Season

Podcaster Ainsley Landry recently went viral on TikTok with her reviews of men in short shorts. Her thirst for 4-inch seams and well-moisturized knees is just what we needed to usher in a new summer vibe

The Absolute Cringe of ‘Period Boyfriend TikTok’

Such guys are meant to be knighted for their sensitivity and understanding as they help their girlfriends weather the pain and discomfort of their menstrual cramps, but it mostly comes across as performative clout-chasing

There’s No Bigger Loser Than a Racist ‘Star Wars’ Fan

Anyone harassing Black actors for joining the franchise is in desperate need of an actual life

The Muddy History of Men Placing Their Jackets Over Puddles for Their Ladies

Val Kilmer’s ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ Cameo Is Even More Poignant Once You’ve Watched His Documentary

The OnlyFans Middlemen Who Secretly Subscribe to Models for Ultra-Anonymous Fans

The Giant Box of Cat Litter That Makes Every Amazon Driver Shudder

The Outlaw Nuns Who Traded Their Convent for Cars, Cash and Castles

Grief, Guilt and Inheritance: Why Money Doesn’t Make Loss Any Easier

How to Experience Ego Death Without Drugs

When Should I Hand My Workout Over to a Fitness App?

Daggers in Their Hair: The Gilded Age Women Who Fought Off Gropers with Deadly Sharp Hatpins

Body Language: How ‘Love Handles’ Became Part of Our Vocabulary

How Long Does Every Weightlifting Rep Have to Take?

Every Disney Character That’s Way More Jacked Than Gaston

A Foremost Ankle-Sock Critic on What Ankle Socks You Should Wear This Summer

My Quest for a Natural Psychedelic High

Know the Ropes: The Best Ropes for Bondage

Supposedly, These Foods Will Grow Your Dick

A Potato Chip Expert on the Five Grossest Flavors Ever Made

Why You Can’t Listen to That Disgusting Blink-182 Song About a Dog and Its Ass

The Best Male Enhancement Pills That Don’t Require a Prescription

A Gyro Lover’s Guide to Buying Gyro Meat

What Number of Jumping Jacks Is Considered a Legit Workout?

Has the ‘Norwood Reaper’ Come for You?

Go Home, Flavored Charcoal, You’re Drunk

Instagram’s Country Living Meme Account Is a Vacation for Your Mind

The Slutty Tease of T-Shirt Sleeves That Go Past Your Elbows

‘Oz’ Changed the Way We Look at Crime, Punishment and Naked Men

A Toasty History of Eggos, the Waffle We’ll Never L’Eggo

Does Grunting, Groaning or Yelling Do Anything for My Workout?

In the Middle Ages, An Impotent Man Was Society’s Blackest Sheep

The Useless Web of Surveillance Software Meant to Identify Potential School Shooters

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The Ever-Blooming Obsession With the Cambodian Penis Plant

The Sickeningly Cute Thing Your Heart Does When You’re With Your Partner

Is Thawing the Secret to a Tastier Frozen Pizza?

The True Test of a Man Is the Midnight Convenience Store Run

Anti-LGBTQ Backlash Is Starting to Sound Like ‘Gay Replacement Theory’

It’s a Nu-Metal Shorts Summer, Baby

The Subreddit That’s a Free, DIY Sperm Bank

The Best Yoga Poses for the Highly Inflexible Male

What Does a Reasonably Priced Personal Trainer Cost?

Three Breezy Summer Fabrics That Aren’t Linen

What Do You Call the Anxiety You Get When Someone Starts Treating You Differently?

Should I Tie My Running Shoes Tightly, or Leave ’Em Loosey-Goosey?

The Devastating Picture Books Teaching Five-Year-Olds About School Shootings

The King of Huge Butt Plugs on How to Supersize Your Anal Game

After Uvalde, Some Are Suggesting Conservation Corps Service As a Solution to Gun Violence

How Many of Us Won’t Have Children Because of Gun Violence?

The Right’s Transphobic Disinfo Campaign About the Uvalde Shooter Is By Design

Even After the Big Masculinity Reckoning, Women Are Still Lying About Sex to Make Men Feel Better

She Cuts the Most Famous Hair in Hollywood — From Her Garage

The Newest Type of Guy Is the Guy Who Points Out a New Type of Guy

Men Run Faster When They Have an Audience

Shooting Suspect Appeared to Cyberstalk Woman Before Texas Elementary School Attack

You’re Not Addicted to Social Media, You’re Just Dissociating

The Mystifying Self-Suck of ‘The Time Traveler’s Wife’

Meet the Guys Who Think We Shouldn’t Be Objectifying Thor

Amphibian Girlbosses Are Running a Giant Stolen Sperm Ring

The Secret, Deeply Satisfying Art of Sneaking Booze into a Movie Theater

The Toxic Male Prophecy of ‘In the Company of Men’

The Best Clit Vibrators That Your Clit Will Vibe With

Doctors Might Prescribe Vibrators One Day

Everyone Thinks Shirtless Men Are a Bunch of Dumb Sluts

The Perfect Cocktails to Make with LaCroix

Even Nicholas Fuentes’ Friends Are Calling Him Out on His Bullshit

Tinder Isn’t Why We Have Incels

TERFs Are Fighting With the Conservative Men Pushing Their Agenda

The ‘Password Child’ Is the Favorite Son of the Digital Age

John Mulaney Doesn’t Know His Own Fans

The Bloody Rise of DIY Circumcision Videos on YouTube

How ‘Chicken, Broccoli and Rice’ Became a Dubious Magic Formula for Celebrity Muscles

Unreal Robert Pattinson and the Cringeworthy World of Celebrity Deepfakes on TikTok

Social Traditionalists Like Jordan Peterson Are Wearing All the Wrong Suits

Compression Shorts Are a Lie, Science Says

Can I Use My Health Savings Account to Pay for the Gym?

What Can I Eat with a Sore Throat That Won’t Leave Me in Agony?

The Big Fat Lie of the Fat-Free Food Movement

Iced Out: Everyone’s Trying to Freeze Their Sperm Now

The Best Couples’ Sex Toys for Daring Duos

The Memeified Mirage of the Green Tea Shot

Can I Lift My Way to Better Posture?

Why Do Action Figures All Look Like They’re Jerking Off?

Female TikTokers Are Secretly Exposing Their Dates’ Deranged Bathrooms

The Best Sex Games for When You Want to Play in More Ways Than One

Does Pilates Count as Strength Training?

Is There Any Way to Make Cheap Champagne Taste Expensive?

Marvel Really Screwed Up By Not Making She-Hulk Thicc

When Bill Clinton Asked Black America to Forgive the U.S. for Tuskegee

I Don’t Think Elon Musk’s ‘Describe My Dick’ Defense Is Going to Work

No Matter the Iteration, We Will Always Be Horny for Velma

The Cat Poop Parasite That Will Make You More Attractive

Birdo Is the Deepthroat Queen of the Mario Universe

When Did We All Turn on the Word ‘Moist’?

A Hugh Jass Oral History of ‘Flaming Moe’s,’ Everyone’s Favorite ‘Simpson’s’ Episode

The Best Anal Lubes for Smooth Backdoor Entry

What Am I Supposed to Do with Gross, Old Pillows?

Is There a Magic Number of Miles I Should Be Running Every Day?

What to Eat with Steak That’s Not Potatoes