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The Woman Graphing Her Jerk-Off Data for All the World to See
By turning her masturbation sessions into graphic data, Anna Lee is helping millions of TikTok fans figure out how to derive more pleasure when getting themselves off
The Couple Having Sex in Plain Sight on TikTok
In a series of viral TikToks, a woman reads a book while ostensibly getting smashed by her off-screen boyfriend. Are they actually having sex, or is this just the greatest marketing tactic of all-time?
Humanity’s Hopeless Quest for a Pizza Cone
Despite the tired promise that cone-shaped pizza is the next-gen wave of the future, pizza cones have been a catastrophic, decades-long failure. When will we learn our nauseating lesson about ‘reinventing’ pizza?
How Do I Force Myself to Eat More Vegetables?
Be forewarned: There’s only so much real estate for pepperoni I’m willing to sacrifice on my pizza