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ICYMI: White People Shit, Moobs and Tony the Tiger: Queer Icon

Not sure what was funnier today: Melania Trump wearing a “I Don’t Really Care, Do U?” jacket to the Southern border; her husband explaining away…

Everything We Learned About Trump as a Father From the ‘GQ’ Profile of Don Jr.

Emotionally distant at best, abusive and manipulative at worst

Tony the Tiger Celebrated Pride Month by Baiting Horny Furries Yet Again

That big, sweet muscle-daddy mascot reappeared on Twitter for a corporate Pride Month shoutout. Does this make him canonically queer?

What Exactly Is Cool About the Cool Pope?

As far as progressive allies go, Pope Francis is exhaustingly useless

PSA: Yes, You Can Keep Your Surgically Removed Body Parts

The Unbearable Blackness of Liking White-People Shit

The Cheapskate’s Guide to Summer Vacations

The Men Lining Up for Breast Reduction Surgery

It’s Perfectly Normal to Injure Yourself Putting On a Pair of Pants

How Forced Family Separation Fucks Up Fathers, Too

ICYMI: Men Who Can’t Cum, Summer Explained in 100 Words and Heatwear

Is It Ethical to Text Stephen Miller Images of Squidward’s Dick?

The Growing Number of Men Who Carry Around Bottle Bidets

Your Burning Questions About Summer, Answered

‘Gaming Disorder’ Is a Problem—But It’s Way More Complex Than You Think

A Gentleman’s Guide to Your Digital Afterlife

Here’s Why Female Viagra Won’t Work… Again

Will Transplanting Other People’s Shit into Your Body Save Your Gut Health?

What Career Ambition Means to Gen Z

After XXXTentacion’s Death, We Need to Talk About How We Talk About Abusive Men

The Guys Who Spend Their Days Defending Alleged Abusers Online

Help Me Dress Myself: What to Wear to Avoid Melting Into a Puddle This Summer

The Men Who Can’t Cum

ICYMI: Don’t Cry for XXXTentacion, Healthy(ish) Hangover Cures and What Happened to Pissing in…

‘Gotti’ Isn’t the Only Travolta Movie Critics Hated but Audiences Loved

A Dead Asshole Is Still an Asshole

Cranberry Juice for UTIs Is Actually Bullshit

Would You Let This Tyrant Coach Your Kid?

There Is Such Thing as a Positive To-Do List

What to Eat When You’re Hungover as Shit and on a Diet

Why Some Guys Try to Bang Their Partners in Their Sleep — and Don’t Remember a Thing

If the Ability to Arm Wrestle Is the Ultimate Test of Toughness, Why Doesn’t Anyone Care About Pro…

What It’s Like to Be a Bi Guy on Tinder

ICYMI: ‘Leisure Suit Larry,’ Polished Anus Syndrome and the Pros and Cons of Sucking in Your Gut

Here’s Why You Still Remember the Juiciest Burger You’ve Ever Eaten

Pickup Artistry for Nice Guys™

You’re Wiping Your Butt All Wrong and Probably Injuring Yourself

PSA: You Have a Second Brain Deep in Your Butt

Do Fitness Freaks Plateau Too?

The Snowflake Diaries: Women Don’t Owe You Shit

Proud Families: A Clinically Depressed Jersey Dad and the Two Gay Sons He’s Attempting to Reconnect…

No Really, We’re Closing In on a Cure for Baldness

Pixar Isn’t as Great as It Used to Be — but It’s Still Pretty Great

An Oral History of ‘Leisure Suit Larry’

Our Best Advice for Dads of All Ages

The Weekend Binge: Best One-Word Horror Films

Sunday Funnies: Self-Manipulation

ICYMI: Being Gay in Prison, ‘Jelqing’ and Watching You Watch Porn

President Trump’s 8 Most Hilarious Jokes About Supporting Fascism

A Few Words of Wisdom from John Waters—IMHO, the Ideal Queer Elder

The Things My Dad Says to Make Sure I Never Worry About a Thing

Daddy Knows Best?

Chris Hardwick and Why Geek Culture Can’t Shake Its Misogyny

I Started My Morning With Coffee Lemonade So You Didn’t Have To

‘Jelqing,’ Explained: These YouTubers Have a Wild Technique for Embiggening Their Dongs

Gym Bros Are in the Midst of a Footwear Crisis

You Don’t Need to Eat Shit When You Get Fired. Even if Your Boss Is Elon Musk

From ‘No Nose’ to ‘Benny Eggs’: The Weirdest Gangster Names and Where They Came From

Ranking Every Type of Ice Cream by How (Un)Healthy It Is

Life as a Gay Man Behind Bars

The Men Who Watch Porn All Day for the British Government

Father’s Day Advice From History’s Oldest Dad

ICYMI: Calling a Fascist a Fascist, Monster Hunting and Being Funny in a #MeToo World

‘Incredibles’ Porn Is Trending, Once Again Proving the Internet’s Horniness Knows No Bounds

Saying Goodbye to the Fathers Who Carry Cash

Congrats to This Dude Who Can Finally Burp After a Lifetime of Bloated Agony

The Artist’s Guide to Getting the Fuck Out of Town

How to Not Drive Like a Dickbag on Your Summer Road Trip

Why the Hunt for the Loch Ness Monster Will Never Die

Why Frat Bros Are Smashing Beer Cans Into Their Heads for the ’Gram

We Can Probably Go Ahead and Start Calling Fascists Fascists Now

You’re Pronouncing the Names of These Popular Drinks All Wrong

What the Courts Make of ‘Reverse Discrimination’ Complaints

ICYMI: World Cup for Dummies, Embarrassing Family Members and Dick Cheese

A Cute Article About That Raccoon on a Skyscraper, and Absolutely Nothing Else, Just the Raccoon

In Honor of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande, a Reminder That Engagement Rings Are a Total Racket

The Mental Health Crisis Facing the Men of Saudi Arabia

How to Make Your Dad Bod Work for You

A Gentleman’s Guide to Dealing With an Embarrassing Family Member

I Watched Every Show Called ‘Dads’ and Slowly Lost My Mind

The Men Who Get Other Men Tattooed on Them

Stupid Money: Should You Start a Joint Account With Your Partner?

A Brit’s Guide to the 2018 World Cup (for Americans Who Don’t Give a Shit)

Chill Dad: How My Father Taught Me to Be Laid-Back

Working Comics and Comedy Writers on How They’re Navigating a #MeToo World

We Asked Body Language Experts to Analyze the Trump–Kim Jong-un Summit

How Do You Break the Habits Your Dad Instilled in You as a Child?

That Cut ‘Sex and the City’ Dog Blowjob Scene and the Legend of the ‘Peanut Butter Wonder’

We Taste-Tested IHOP’s New Burger Offerings v. Four Other Fast-Casual Burgers

Does Peeing on A Wound or a Jellyfish Sting Actually Help?

Can Jon Hamm Be Funny Without Being ‘Jon Hamm’?

Basic Dad: Is It Okay to Facetune Photos of My Kids?

Post Malone’s ‘Always Tired’ Tattoo Embodies the Millennial Cult of Exhaustion

We’ve Exhausted America’s Supply of Retro-Fitness Fads. Maybe It’s Time to Try Communism

You’re Doing Women No Favors With Your Mocking ‘Ugh, Only Straight White Men Like This’ Takes

What the First Night of Net Neutrality Means for Me, Just A Guy Who Wants to Jerk-Off Before He…

Mindy Kaling’s Dating Advice for Guys Is Chilling, but There’s One Big Problem

Baby Talk Is Great For Building Intimacy— Unless You Find It Totally Repulsive!

What Happens When You End Up as Angry and Confrontational as Your Father?

What to Save From a Garbage Fire