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ICYMI: ‘Leisure Suit Larry,’ Polished Anus Syndrome and the Pros and Cons of Sucking in Your Gut

Ahh, Leisure Suit Larry. I still remember sneaking upstairs at my aunt and uncle’s with my brother and my two cousins, inserting the game’s floppy disk into an Apple II and watching short, balding Larry Laffer unleash his proto-PUA charm on unsuspecting women. It was hot.

While that game holds a special place in my heart, I was surprised at how much I didn’t know about how it even got made. For example, did you know that Larry was pirated at such a high clip that hackers used ripped versions as a malware delivery device? Crazy.

Here’s that story and much more, in case you missed it.

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Quote of the Day

Last month, Ross Douthat opined the theory that as sex work and sex, uh, robots become more mainstream, progressives should naturally be prepared for sex itself to be treated like a commodity to be bought, sold and redistributed. That’s just life, baby. Zaron Burnett, however, isn’t having that shit. He sees the forest for the trees:

Unfortunately, Douthat isn’t the only man to think that sex is something owed. Burnett nails the rest here.

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