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How Often Do I Need to Run to Get the Six-Pack of My Dreams?

Spoiler (and common sense) alert: Running does a lot more for your butt than your abs

My Afternoon of Getting ‘Pantsdrunk’

The good people of Finland have long believed that drinking alone in their underwear will reveal great truths about our collective isolation. But would it work for this American?

The Lusty Legend of the McGangbang, the Secret McDonald’s Sandwich

A McChicken inside of a Double Cheeseburger that’s as overwhelming as group sex

How a Legal Loophole Got Us This Coveted — and Unregulated — Strain of Weed

Is delta-8 THC a fraudulent fad that needs to be stopped, or the future of specialized marijuana? The truth is somewhere in between.

The Bewildering Search for a Male Utopia

The Man Called ‘The American Taliban,’ 20 Years Later

The Real-Life BFFs Behind OnlyFans’ ‘Best Friend’ Porn

Fact-Checking the Gluck Gluck 9000, the So-Called Perfect Blow-Job Technique

Is Vodka Immortal?

Does Smoking Weed Stunt Your Growth?

How to Reheat Chicken Wings Like a Poultry Wizard

No One Does Sadboys Like Tony Leung

‘That’s My Bush!’ Was the Ultimate Pre-9/11 TV Show

The Straight Line Between Zeitgeist: The Movie’s 9/11 Truth and the Modern Conspiracy Cult

Zen and the Art of Produce Department Maintenance

Reddit’s Quest for the Perfect Fap Drug

Ivermectin is Hell on the Balls

Using Vaseline as Lube is a Slippery Slope

How to Get Over a Bad Trip from Every Drug

Cut Us Some Slacks: A Guide to How Long All of Your Pants Should Be

Clive Owen, the Best James Bond Who Never Was

The Steady Confidence of the ‘Yes Chad’

The Life and Death of the Cop-Turned-Cocaine-Smuggler Who Killed Pablo Escobear

Why ‘Kermit Did 9/11’ is the Conspiracy Theory That Won’t Croak

How Concerned Should I Be That My Testicles Are Different Sizes?

What Suit Color is Appropriate for Every Occasion?

Books About the ‘Boy Crisis’ Are a Big Business. But Do They Actually Help?

McDonald’s Perpetually Broken Ice Cream Machines Are the Gold Standard of Late-Stage Capitalism

The Jittery Science of Why Your Legs Shake After Sex

‘I Don’t Want to Wait’ Is the Story of the Modern Music Industry

How Many Beers Will Get Me as Drunk as a Bottle of Wine?

The Best Lettuce for Burgers, According to Burger Nuts

‘Scenes From a Marriage’ Turns Marital Drama Into (Dull) Prestige TV

How Many S’Mores Can You Make from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?

A Black Man’s Review of White Boy Summer

Is Vaginal Fluid Acidic Enough to Acid-Wash Denim?

The Best Side Dishes for Hot Dogs, From Imodium to Another Hot Dog

The Boozy Nostalgia of a Vodka-Soaked Watermelon

‘Dune’ Is the Pretentious Big-Screen Movie We Need Right Now

Men Enjoy Nothing More Than Digging a Really Deep Hole

So You Wanna Have Sex After a Hernia

The Mysterious Vanishing Act of the AMC Popcorn Guy

Say Farewell to Another ‘Summer of George’

It’s Perfectly Fine If You Never Post About Your Partner on Social Media

The Incomparable Ecstasy of a Grilled Frozen Pizza

How to Cook Pork Chops without Disrespecting Pigs Everywhere

Oscar Isaac’s Masterclass in Playing the Stoic Man with a Dark Past

Putting the Theory of Crocs in ‘Sports Mode’ to the Test

The Great Horny Takeover of Twitter Spaces

What Is the Best Vagina Emoji?

What Does the Allure of Mocking Dead COVID Deniers Say About Us?

The Most Ducked Fighter in MMA Is a Three-Foot-Tall Man Named Hasbulla

The Dick Doc of TikTok Will See You Now

Can You Meet Your Daily Protein Requirement with Cum?

A Very Clutch Guide to Opening Beer Bottles without an Opener

Will Febreze Kill the Germs on My Sweaty, Unwashed Shirt?

CBG and the Promise of a Post-CBD World

There Is Something Desperately Wrong with The Rock’s Ice Cubes

The Very Metal Ballad of Billy Mays III

The Private Lives of Straight Men with Sugar Daddies

Unlockd.Me Is an OnlyFans Competitor That Offers So Much More

Can I Microwave Paper Plates, or Will I Burn Down My House?

Researchers Crafted These Playlists for Your Next Psychedelic Trip and They Absolutely Slap

When Will the Cologne I’ve Never Worn Go Bad?

Is Insecurity a Secret Superpower?

The Gen Z Girls Repping the ‘Tradwife’ Life

Will Vin Sant Leave You Jacked or Scammed?

Put Your Hands Together for the Men with Scrotum Fingers

I Stopped Taking My Phone into the Bathroom for a Month

The Myth of an ‘Addictive Personality’

For the Last Time, Swallowing Cum Can’t Get You Pregnant

Hot Ball Summer: The Effectiveness of Putting Deodorant on Your Balls

The Practical Guy’s Guide to Shopping in the Women’s Section

How to Cook Italian Sausage Like a Weenie Master

On ‘Donda,’ Kanye West Stands Alone

A Binge-Watching Guide to the New Black Film Archive

Is a $68 Custom T-Shirt the Key to Sustainable Fashion?

Can Psychedelic Water Get Me High and Hydrated?

These Sites Want to Pay Your Favorite Creators More Than OnlyFans

I Love to Give My Good Boy Kisses, But Can I Give Him Herpes?

What Exactly Is This Summer Sausage I’m Putting in My Mouth?

The Finely Pressed Economics of Your Neighborhood Dry Cleaners

How ‘Three Amigos!’ Launched Steve Martin and Martin Short’s Sweet 35-Year Bromance

Bye-Bye Boner: The Fastest Way to Make an Erection Go Away

What’s in This?: KFC’s Chicken Bucket

‘Restrepo’ Has Always Been the Best Movie About the War in Afghanistan

With Bennifer Back, It’s Time to Truly Grapple With ‘Gigli’

Can You Die from a Hangover, or Am I Just Being Dramatic?

The Illusion of Leaked Snapchat Porn

‘Aeromorphs’ Are the Big (Un)naturals of the Sky

The Unexpectedly Sweet Story Behind Those Viral Semi-Truck Pregnancy Photos

We All Simp for Alfred Molina

I Hate Rearranging Furniture — But My Partner Loves It

The Robin Hood of Scents is Cloning the World’s Most Expensive Colognes for the Rest of Us

The Booster is a Shot to the Heart of the Eager Beavers Who Laminated Their Vaccine Cards

A Real Pain in the Shaft: What’s Going on When Your Dick Hurts

Solving Man’s Greatest Mystery: How to Fold a Pair of Socks

A Drunken Voyage to Uncover the Best Rum and Coke

How Long Does Pizza Stay Good in the Fridge?

Incel Vocab 101: What We Can Learn from the Language of the Manosphere