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How Did Calvin from ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ End Up Peeing on Everything?

When exactly did he replace his stuffed tiger with a piss-soaked Ford logo?

The Eternal Impact of Tommy Lee’s Big Dick

The story of the Mötley Crüe drummer’s huge hog is as much about 1990s-era internet and the burgeoning age of computers as it is about its legendary length

The People Who Have Had Sex with Their Friends’ Parents

Whether they went through with it or narrowly missed an opportunity with their own version of Stifler’s mom, they had some very interesting bedfellows, for better or for worse

Which One-Stop Fashion Brand Will Best Dress Me from Head-to-Toe?

I WILL NOT WEAR MY ALFREDO GONZALES SOCKS WITH BONOBOS PANTS

The Return of Indie Sleaze Is Causing Skinny-Jean Panic

In ‘Jackass Forever,’ the Pain Is Pleasure

Oh Dear, Gen Z Is Asking ‘Vladdy Daddy’ Not to Start a War in Ukraine

The Man Behind ‘Pam & Tommy’ on His Fascination with Sad-Sack Men, Pamela Anderson’s Resiliency and Crafting the Perfect Animatronic Penis

The False Promise of the Penis Lie Detector Test

Our Future Is Filled with Trashy 1980s Cocktails

Why Must We Call Big Asses ‘Dump Trucks’?

Is Viagra the Secret to Staying Warm in Cold Weather?

How Can Something Called ‘Vegetable Oil’ Be So Bad for You?

The Hotly Contested Science Behind the ‘Hot Hand’

How Much Is a ‘Good’ Bench-Press Weight, Bro?

Do SSRIs Make It Easier to Lucid Dream?

Why Some Women Can’t Stop Posting Their Ls

Guys, It’s Time to Retire the Arms-Wide-Open Tinder Photo

What Happened to the ‘Star’ I Supposedly Own?

‘Teletubbies’ Was a Fever Dream, But the Weirdest Parts Happened Off-Set

The Car Fanatics Who Make Instagram Accounts Just for Their Rides

Bartholomew Jones Wants to Make Coffee Black Again

Oliver Stone’s ‘The Doors’ Is an Ode to Rock ‘n’ Roll Ridiculousness

Five Great Denim Brands That Aren’t Levi’s

Is a Giant Bicep Vein a Sign of Strength or a Cry for Help?

The Rise of #PainTok: Sad Selfies for You and Your Boys

We’re All Getting Pretty Sick of Doomer Doctors

Guys Are Dressing Up As Girls to Get Into Frat Parties

The Guys Attempting to Biohack Their Burnout Away

Is America’s Biggest NFT Full of Alt-Right Red Flags?

How ‘Halo Infinite’ Is Helping Gamer BFFs Reunite a Decade Later

If You Don’t Want An STI, Just Have Sex with Your Friend’s Ex

Is There Ever a Reason to Boil Vegetables Anymore?

Following Your Dreams Is Probably What’s Making You Miserable

How ‘Return of the Mack’ Helped the World Get Its Swagger Back

Mixed-ish Like Me: A Roundtable with Biracial Folks About Being Both

The Doctors Studying Life After Death

A Totally Practical, Real-World Guide to a Spit-Roast Threesome

Porn Professionals on How to Get Cum Out of Your Hair

Arnold Height Truthers Think the Governator Is Telling a Very Tall Tale

How Good of a Cabbie was De Niro in ‘Taxi Driver’?

What Lesbian Would Give Up Beautiful Women for Ben Affleck’s Weird Goatee?

Dinner and a Show: The (Mostly) Happy Couples Who Watch Porn Together

The Great Un-Augmenting of America’s Boobs

The World’s Most Controversial Sport? Racewalking

For Six Hours, Barry Manilow Was Punk Rock

Fake Cops Fake Arrested Coke Dealer in Fake Heist, Real Cops Say

The Wildly Offensive Joke That’s Gone Unnoticed in ‘Air Bud’ for 25 Years

‘Palestinian Chad’ Is Trolling Twitter for OnlyFans Clout

Why Korea’s ‘Dishwasher Theory’ Is the Manosphere’s New Favorite Insult

Dating App Life When You’re ‘Not a Dog Person’

Sex Workers’ Sisyphean Quest for a Non-Squeaky Bed

What’s More Nutritious — a McDonald’s Side Salad or a Bloody Mary?

The Soggy Artistry of Urinal Cake Patents

That Fake ‘Zeus’ Poster May Be Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Last Blockbuster for Real

Mark Ruffalo Must Publicly Confirm That He’s a Foot Guy

‘Elephant’ Is Still the Definitive Movie About School Shootings

If You’re Going to Cuck Me, At Least Do It Right

‘Hello, It’s Papa’: The Undeniable Charm and Wisdom of Elderly TikTokers

The Sleazeball Publicist Who Manufactured Grand Theft Auto’s Notorious Reputation

I Used a New Sexting App to See If It Could Take My Sex Life to Another Level

Non-Alcoholic Elixirs Won’t Make You Drunk, But Will They Make You Horny?

A Quick Trip Through the World of Short-Acting Psychedelics

Instagram Fashion Brands That Are Actually Good

How Big Is the Average, Um, Bicep?

Are 100 Kettlebell Swings a Day the Magic Number to Swoleness?

If You Burn Out Once, Are You More Likely to Burn Out Again?

The Pandemic Scam That Had Everyone Eating Dirt

Pretty Much Any Cartoon Character Is Now a ‘He/They’

Today’s Hottest Porn Stars on the Porn of 1997: A Roundtable

Weekend at O’Bernie’s: Irish Bros Try to Use Dead Man’s Body for Pension Fraud

Pumping Retro Iron with the 1985 Hulkamania Workout Cassette Tape

What’s Your Sip Code?: Here’s What Local Barflies Across the Country Drink

Dunkin’ Donuts Needs a Real MILF Monday

Can Shrooms Restore Your Taste and Smell After COVID?

Can You Die from an Anxiety Attack?

Can I Turn My Tiny Calves into Powerful Bulls?

Where Are All the Healthy Drive-Thrus?

Solidarity With Everyone Who Is Late for Work

The So-Called ‘Female Delusion Calculator’ Doesn’t Add Up

An Oral History of Soap Shoes, the Only Sneaker to Ever Come with a Warning Label

Tim Roth Is Never Gonna Tell You How to Feel About Him

Have Whales Perfected the MMF Threesome?

The Japanese Game Show That Inspired a Generation of Nut Shots

How Do I Run Downhill Without Tumbling to My Death?

Who First Put Their Balls to the Wall?

How to Shake Free from Brain Fog

What Else Can I Do If Pull-Ups Prove Impossible?

Are Bronies Operatives of the Manosphere in Ponies’ Clothing?

The Depressing Rise of ‘Wordcels’ and ‘Numbercels’

How Chumbawamba Tricked Everyone into Thinking ‘Tubthumping’ Was a Pop Song

Accountants Are Bracing Themselves for a Crypto-Induced Nightmare Tax Season

Are Military Fitness Standards a Good Benchmark to Measure Myself Against?

Should I Be Doing Specific Exercises at Specific Times of the Day?

Why Are Hypebeasts Trying to Look Like Triathletes Now?

The ‘Employees Must Stop Crying at Work’ Meme Has Got It All Wrong

How China and Russia Are Weaponizing Racism Against the U.S.

Kevin James Was America’s Everyman. Then America Changed Its Mind

The Secret Male Sex Workers of Ancient Rome

Caffeinated Beverages Are a Perfect Nightcap