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Sunday Funnies: Kale Addiction

It’s Sunday morning, so you know what that means — the Sunday Scaries are mere hours away. And so, to lighten the terrifying reality that the weekend…

RIP Bourdain, Beach Bodies and Brendan Fraser

The best of MEL from The Week That Was

The Weekend Binge: Black Sidekicks

Let’s face it, black dudes haven’t had a lot of opportunities to be the lead of many cool action movies/franchises. We have had, however, a…

Is It Dangerous for Stoners to Wear Contacts?

Imagine this: Everything’s going well. You feel healthy. Happy. Even high. (Mostly because you’re smoking weed.) Your friends are funny. The music is good. The…

Anthony Bourdain and the Hope for Better Men

Everyone Seems to Have a Phenomenal Anthony Bourdain Story. Here Are the Best So Far

When Can You Call Bullshit on Vintage?

Folks, It’s Time for a Clintervention

Is the Shitpost-Filled World of ‘Weird Facebook’ Zuck’s Saving Grace?

This Reddit Dude Says He Made Tacos Out of His Own Amputated Foot, and I Have So Many Questions

Why Is the Ball-in-Beer Woman the Perfect ‘Cool Girl‘?

How Fucked Am I After Going into the Ocean with My Wallet?

My Quest for a Bigger, Louder, Manlier Car Horn

On the Rocks, A History

What It’s Like to Be Voted Off a Reality Show First

Why Some People Lose Their Shit Over Divorce

Why So Many Men Refuse to Ask for Help (Even When They’re Dying)

Brendan Fraser’s #MeToo Story Is Why More Male Victims Don’t Speak Out

The New ‘Dress’ Is a Father’s Day Card About Filling Dad’s Huge Underpants

What Makes Me Eligible for an Exorcism?

Subpenis’d: Every Time a Man Has Had His Dick Investigated by a Judge and Jury

Instagram’s Shadowban on #Strippers

Teens Are Flocking to YouTube to… Study?

How to Save Miss America

The Frog That Can Hold Its Pee for Eight Months

Why We Suck at Using Our Spare Time Well

Why Do Men Think ‘Crazy’ Women Are Better at Sex?

What It’s Like to Be One of the Few Men Who Volunteer as Abortion Clinic Escorts

Mr. Rogers and Why Kind Men Freak Us Out

‘Incredibles 2’ Proves Just How Much It Sucks to Be a Stay-at-Home Dad

The MMA Fighter Who Knits Before Every Bout

I’m Not LeBron, So When Can I Pull Off a Shorts Suit?

Five Foods That Aren’t from Where You Think They Are

If You Can, Should You Donate Your PTO to a Coworker in Need?

The Seltzer Wars Are Here — Which Side Are You On?

How Competitive Should My Kids Be?

Proud Families: A Father and Daughter on Navigating Her Transition—and Their Relationship—Long…

Bryan Colangelo Started Alt Twitter Accounts to Defend His Big Collars, But What Is a Big Collar…

Roundtable: What Do Women Think of Hollywood’s New Gender-Flip Movies?

How Common is Quicksand Really, and How Would I Get Out Of It?

What Activists Are Doing to Fight the Rampant Growth of Bestiality

Life as a Mega-Virgin: The People Who Save Kissing for Marriage

The Mysteries of the Hangover Poop, Explained

Snowflake Diaries: Where We’re At with Hugging Other Men?

Why Feminist Clothing for Boys Is So Controversial

How Is It Possible That ‘Dadcore’ Is a Thing?

We Get The Daddies We Deserve

The Agony of Loving Kanye West

Do Men Really Care About a Woman’s Stereotypical ‘Beach Body’?

Sunday Funnies: The Everything Bagel Now Includes Opiates

(((Porn Conspiracies))), the Problem with Dating the Recently Divorced and Plan B, Explained

The Weekend Binge: Movies with Motherfuckers

A Very Dry Discussion with the World’s Self-Declared Expert in Sweat Management

‘Sunglasses on Top of a Woman’s Head’ is This Summer’s Niche Porn Fetish

‘Sunglasses on Top of a Woman’s Head’ Is This Summer’s Niche Porn Fetish

The Life of a Modern-Day Butler

Getting to Know the ‘Power Gut’

How Long Does Sperm Survive in the Wild?

How Do We Define A ‘Deadbeat Dad’?

At Which Age Should You Work the Hardest?

The Concerned Parents of Fortnite ‘Addicts’

A Conversation With John Cameron Mitchell, the Man Who Brought ‘Hedwig’ and ‘Real Sex’ to the Big Screen

On the Beat with the Skid Row Cop Who Polices America’s Homeless Capital

There’s No Right Way To Pull an ‘All-Nighter’

Women Being Loud During Sex Doesn’t Mean They Like It

You’ve Been Drinking Your Protein Shakes at All the Wrong Times

Basic Sex: My Girlfriend Wants to Be Poly, I Don’t — What Now?

If More Than Half of American Bartenders Are Women, Why Is the Craft Cocktail Industry Dominated by…

I Wore Magnetic Underwear for a Week to See If It Would Give Me a Boner of Steel

Race-Horse Owners Are Giving Their Horses Dumb Names Just So They’ll Trend on Twitter

A Conversation with Michaela Mendelsohn, the Fast-Food CEO Determined to Get Trans People Employed

The Gentleman’s Guide To Plan B

Stupid Money: What the Hell Is a Jumbo Mortgage, Anyway?

Who’s More Fake Fit—the Trumps or the Kims?

Are There Any Benefits to Being A Sore Loser?

A Glossary of Passive-Aggressive Eye Movements

The Bigger Your Belly, The Longer You’ll Last During Sex

Ranking Every Type of Headache by How Painful They Are

A Conversation with Michaela Mendelsohn, the Fast-Food CEO Determined to Get Trans People Employed

The Campaign to Force India to Confront Its Epidemic of Male Child Sexual Assault

Being a ‘Nice Guy’ at Work Is Hurting Your Earning Potential

Let’s Not Advocate For Hooking Up With People in Their Most Vulnerable Life Stage

What’s in This?: Veggie Burgers

The Stoner’s Guide to Getting High By Yourself

After a No-Carb Diet, Can I Ever Have A Healthy Relationship with Carbs Again?

What All of Those Privacy Policy Updates Mean for You, Just A Regular Guy Who’s Signed Up for a Lot of Shit Over the Years

I Kinda Love the ‘Star Wars’ Spin-off Films

Bateman Goes Bluth, Getting Horny on Main and the Deal with ‘Deadpool 2’

Sunday Funnies: A Fortune Cookie Conundrum

Are Bootcut Jeans the Key to Defeating ‘Hipster Fascists’ and ‘Dapper Nazis’?

Sly Stallone’s Adonis-esque Body of Work, Beached Bodies and More Summer Body Issues

I’m a Male Feminist Who’s Good at Kissing So Please Stop Talking Shit About It

The Never-Ending Appeal of the Kookslams Instagram Account

My Quest to Get As Tan As Possible Without Ever Stepping into the Sun

A Naturist Explains How to Apply Sunscreen on Your Dick

Why Men Think All Women Are Shopaholics

Are Calf Implants the Male Equivalent of a Boob Job?

How ‘Super Gonorrhea’ Became Super

Jason Bateman Pulled a Real Michael Bluth on That One, Huh?

What It Feels Like to Be Mauled by a Shark, a Box Jellyfish and a Sea Lion