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‘Black Sails’ Is the Dopest Show About Violent Men Since ‘The Sopranos‘

Imagine Tony Soprano meets ‘Game of Thrones‘... but with pirates. Honestly, why isn‘t everyone talking about this Starz original?

I Got Sober. What the Hell Do I Do With All This Free Time?

For the freshly sober, finding new friends and hobbies can be an uphill battle. Thankfully, there are many healthier ways to spend your free time

Ray Liotta’s Bittersweet Return to the Mob

The veteran actor is terrific in ‘The Many Saints of Newark,’ but the performance only underlines the long shadow that ‘Goodfellas’ has cast over his career

Anal Beads Require More Instruction Than You Might Think

Every bump is like an escalating shot of pleasure, but there are a few things you need to know to make anal beads safe and fun

Which Compact Home Gym Is Actually Compact Enough Not to Overtake My Apartment?

What’s in This?: Red Lobster’s Ultimate Feast

‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ Is the Most Romantic Take on Eternal Love

‘Old Henry’ Finally Lets Tim Blake Nelson Be a Leading Man

Tony Sirico’s Commercial Acting, Ranked from ‘Plausibly Sane’ to ‘Totally Fucking Walnuts’

The Golden Age of Poppers as a Period Pain Drug

The Boner-Boosting Properties of the Humble Cock Ring

How to Reheat Nachos So They’re Not a Soggy, Gelatinous Glob

When Sex Looks Like ‘Soaking’: Tales from Ex-Mormons

Oklahoma Horror Story: The Terrifying Tale of a Botched Castration by an Amateur Surgeon-Turned-Cannibal

‘After Hours’ is a Horror Movie About Not Getting Laid

What Happened to Bath Salts, America’s Freakiest Drug?

‘Damn, That‘s Crazy’ Is Your Cue to End the Story

An Oral History of ‘Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse’

The Curious Optics of Eye Contact During Blow Jobs

Why You Shouldn’t Try to Train Like a Professional Athlete

James Bond’s Dick Doesn’t Work Anymore

How Many Pizzas Do You Need for a Pizza Party?

When It Comes to Headaches, Can You Really Fuck the Pain Away?

The Best Carb to Hold Your Meat, Ranked by Healthiness

Hey, Venom Has Feelings, Too

What It Really Feels Like to Wake Up from a Coma

What Makes a Truly Bad Tweet?

I Learned to Love Again on Vaporhuasca

The Meth Fish Apocalypse

How Afterglow is Reinventing Studio Porn for a New Age

What Makes Someone a ‘Power Bottom’?

There’s a Medical Term for That Cracking Sound Your Knees Make

I Can’t Poop. How Many Prunes Should I House?

Will Turkey Bacon Also Gobble Up My Arteries?

The Ill-Fated ‘Taxi Driver’ Video Game That Never Was

Cooking Moms on YouTube Outshine the Best Internet Chefs

In ‘No Time to Die,’ James Bond is Getting Too Old for This Shit

What If Tony Soprano’s Mentor Was a Loser?

Searching for the Ignored: The Mod Who Runs a Subreddit for Missing People of Color

Modafinil is Fast Becoming College Dudes’ ‘Limitless’ Drug of Choice

You May Have Quit Alcohol, But Are You ‘Dry Drunk’?

You’re Nothing Without Your Gooch

Gone Neckin’: The Proper Way to Choke Someone in Bed

How Long Can Sperm Live on Your Hands After You Wash Them?

Have We Reached the Cauliflower Tipping Point?

In a Sea of Machines at the Gym, Which One Will Help You Lose the Most Weight?

Showtunes Are Trump’s Portal to His Golden 1980s

Korea’s ‘Semen Terrorism’ Is Happening Here, Too

Actually, the Internet Is an Iceberg

The Incredibly Dangerous World of Viral ‘Cleaning Product ASMR’ Videos

Out to Pasture with Pie-O-My, Tony Soprano’s Beloved Horse

Lights, Camera, Dick Drugs: How Do Porn Stars Last So Long?

What Does Dick Taste Like? Something Very Specific, Actually

Does Anyone Other Than Rocky Need to Drink Egg Whites?

Water Vapor Therapy Is Here to Obliterate Enlarged Prostates Everywhere

What, Pray Tell, Is My Delicious Sausage Stuffed Inside?

How Much Does Your Gym’s Bar Even Weigh, Bro?

The Year’s Sexiest, Kinkiest Movie Is Also a Twisted Story About Fatherhood

Sin, Hellfire, Yadda, Yadda: What the Bible Really Says About Jacking Off

Alt-Right Extremists Are Using Livestreaming to Take Racist Attacks to a New Level

‘Axie Infinity’ U: The Crypto Gaming Scholarships Putting Gen-Z Guys from the Developing World Through School

The Internet’s Foremost Pee Peddler Wants to Revolutionize Pest Control (With Piss)

Numbing Products for Premature Ejaculation Will Leave You Feeling Burned

Which Muscle Groups Play Nicest Together?

Is a Kick in the Balls a Blow to Your Sperm Count?

How Do You Console Someone Who’s Inconsolable?

What to Do with a Suit Jacket That’s Lost Its Pants

Is Coffee Itself Packed with Calories, or Just Everything Else I’m Putting in There?

Before There Was Tony Soprano, There Were Takeshi Kitano’s Depressed Mobsters

Woody Harrelson’s Daring Rise to Stardom in the 1990s

How to (Possibly) Sneak Drugs Past a Detection Dog

Can Anal Sex Give You Hemorrhoids?

Is Expired Almond Milk Also a One-Way Ticket to Salmonella Town?

What’s in This?: Chicken McNuggets

‘I’m Your Man’ Wants You to Know There’s No Such Thing as the Perfect Man

The People v. Cap’n Crunch: Inside the Crunch Berry Lawsuits

The Pervasive, Semi-Problematic World of ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Porn

The Elusive Mystery of the Rare Nipple Orgasm

How to Clean Your Coke Before It Goes up Your Nose

Should I Add Protein to My Pancakes, or Will a Ton of Syrup Do Just Fine?

Pinocchio is the Twink Princess Disney Forgot

Why Does Every Bad Comedy Have a Guy Shrugging on Its Poster?

How George Shea Became Competitive Eating’s King of Controversy

Robbie Oz Has Perfected the Art of Sexy Edutainment for Men

‘The Guilty’ Spits in the Face of the ‘One Good Cop’ Trope

The Long and (Very) Short of a Fleeting Poppers High

What’s the Prognosis on My Leftover Sushi?

How Much Like Actual Butter Does Butter Lettuce Taste?

When Everything Your Partner Does Suddenly Makes You Cringe — That’s ‘the Ick’

How Sobriety Apps Fill the Recovery-Treatment Gap

How ‘With a Little Help From My Friends’ Went From Beatles Anthem to Nostalgic TV Theme Song

The Wondrous, Terrifying World of Underwater Caves

Is Maca Actually the Sexual Wonder Supplement It’s Rumored to Be?

Why We Turn Down the Radio While We’re Parking

Should I Roll or Fold My Underwear?

How Many Boners Will You Have in Your Life?

What’s the Best Workout Routine If I’m Still Eating a Ton of Junk Food?

Willem Dafoe: The Man, the Myth, the Enormous Dick

Is Jolly Rancher Pre-Workout Good for My Muscles or My Sweet Tooth?

The Dizzying Science of Why Whippits Make Your Voice Sound Weird