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Beauty is Only Skin Deep in ‘The Neon Demon.’ Under That, There’s Blood

Nicolas Winding Refn’s disturbing examination of the modeling industry is full of dramatic lighting, misdirected lust and deadly jealousy

When You’re Eternals, You’re Family

Marvel’s new superhero movie is the latest film to celebrate the power of community and teamwork. That’s its appeal but also its limitation

I’m Going Bald at 16

I looked down at my towel after I got out of the shower and all of this hair was strung across it

You Shouldn’t Have to Break in a Decent Pair of Boots

You’re suffering for nothing, my man

Can I Consider Chores Like Mowing the Lawn or Shoveling Exercise?

The Dark Underside to ‘Hungry Like the Wolf’

Is Microwavable Bacon a Crime Against Humanity — Or Just Pork?

Three Squid Fisherman on Whether the Sport is Anything Like ‘Squid Game’ the Show

How to Start Sexting With Your Long-Term Partner

The Unrivaled Ecstasy of the Stoned Piss

The Rise of Lewds, the Demure Nudes Taking Over the Internet

In ‘House,’ Childhood Fears Come to Life in Surreal Splendor

I Had a Night of Wild(ish) Sex on Horny Goat Weed, aka ‘Nature’s Viagra’

Will My Brain Heal If I Stop Doing Drugs?

Gen-X’s Uneasy Relationship With Christian Slater, Their Resident Bad Boy

Three American Military Men, a Bio-Plantation in Macedonia and the Plot to Kill a German Organic Farmer

The Spirit Halloween Sign Is Now an Organized Labor Meme

An Oral History of ‘Счастливы вместе,’ the Russian Remake of ‘Married… with Children’

Supersize Me: Inside Reddit’s Amateur Clit-Growing Community

‘Dorohedoro’ is a Psychedelic Sitcom Where Everyone is a Murderer

How Drunk is Too Drunk to Work Out?

How to Make Anger Work for You

Rob Zombie, Certified Wife Guy

The Cult of Male Miata Drivers

‘The Harder They Fall’ Is One Big Dick-Measuring Contest

The ‘Most Controversial Opinion’ Hinge Question Is Easier Than You Think

Why Aren’t Antidepressants Better By Now?

A Visual Guide to Everything That’s as Long as the Average Penis

How Much of My Breakout Can I Blame on Sweat?

How Do I Get That Thrift Store Smell Out of Vintage Clothing?

Can I Push-Up My Way to Better Abs?

How Do I Layer Without Looking Like a Stuffed Turkey?

‘Serial Mom’ is a Maternal Mockery of America’s True Crime Obsession

Guys Who Quit Their Jobs During ‘The Great Resignation’ on Life on the Other Side

We As a Society Need to Reckon With Joe Rogan’s ‘Voodoo Punanny’ Song

The Lingering Scars of Living a Double Life in the Mob

Fabio Hair is Making a Post-Quarantine Comeback

The Determined Math Tutor Teaching Calculus on Pornhub

The Anatomy of a Considerate Facial

Is Baby Oil Good Lube?

What Kind of Heartburn Am I Tempting By Lying Down After I Eat?

Inside the Mighty (and Very Round) HGH Gut

‘Lair of the White Worm’ is a Gory Opus of Sexual Surrealism

The Government’s Gay Witch Hunt of Pat Patterson

In ‘The French Dispatch,’ Wes Anderson Tries to Let His Sad Men Run Free

How MRAs Have Weaponized ‘Ladies Night’ Discounts

The Algorithm That Hunts the Web for Stolen Adult Content

Of Course the Capitol Rioters Are Representing Themselves in Court

‘Foodgasms’ Sound Delicious, But Are They Real?

My Partner’s Anxious. I’m Relaxed. Am I Driving Them Crazy?

Will My Morning Protein Shake Have a Coffee-Like Influence on My Bowels?

The Delicious Mystery of Exactly How Many Pringles Are in a Can

The Overhyped Workout Products You Should Absolutely Stay Away From

How to Convince Your Dad to Go to Therapy

‘Wristcutters’ is a Love Story From the (Very Mundane) Afterlife

The Raw-Denim Fades Competition Where People Spend a Year in the Same Pair of Jeans

The Twitter Account ‘Eternals News’ Brilliantly Skewers the Posting Style of the Marvel Stan

Muggsy Bogues, the Original Short King

The Inevitable Rise of the Work-From-Home Nudist

A Strongly Steeped History of Teabagging

Will Sticking My Bananas in the Fridge Keep Them Ripe Longer?

I Want to Start Bench-Pressing at Home, What Kind of Bench Should I Lie Upon?

Was the 40-Hour Workweek Created to Make Us Depressed?

Here’s a Hack That Will Make Every Day a Good Hair Day

Teenage Hormones Turn Feral in ‘Ginger Snaps’

We Want to Fuck Cousin Greg Because We Can

‘Idle Hands’ is the Slasher Movie for Stoners

The Self-Bespoke Movement: How to Literally Build Your Own Wardrobe

Who Exactly First Walked Fast Enough So the Rest of Us Could Run?

With ‘Yellow,’ Coldplay Made Sincerity Popular, Deeply Uncool

Back with a Bang: When Porn Stars Come Out of Retirement

Who Decided How Much Beer is in a Beer?

So, Is David Lynch’s ‘Dune’ Really That Bad?

I Tried to Take Down the Pizza Stone. Then It Taught Me About Myself

The Wild Ride of Casey Kisses

The Soaking Wet Standard of the Sloppy Blow Job

What Kind of Muscles Will Yoga Leave Me With?

How to Give New Life to Leftover Fried Rice

‘Blade II’ Made Vampires Scary Again

The Nigerian Romance Scammers Who Set Up Shop Right in the American Heartland

Oh, So Everyone’s a Supply Chain Expert Now

How Eeyore Became the Patron Saint of the Depressed

The Sexual Fluidity and Eternal Cool of the Velvet Underground

Does Steven Seagal Owe His Entire Career to a Bet?

The Holy Grail Spreadsheet of Banned Porn Fetishes (and Where to Find Them)

Is It Possible to Run Out of Sperm?

The Physiology of Why Certain Masturbation Positions Hit Just Right

Can Cocktail Umbrellas Weather the Storm of a New Generation of Drinkers?

If Beer is a Liquid, How Can It Possibly Dehydrate Me?

‘I Married a Witch’ Is a Perfect, Non-Terrifying Halloween Classic

‘Branded to Kill’ Is About Going Crazy Over Goth Girls

Inside the U.K.’s War on Strip Clubs

Hooters, the King of Boobs, Has Just Discovered Ass

What Counts as ‘Cheating’ When It’s on Your Phone?

In ‘Halloween Kills,’ the Real Monster Is Society. Please Clap

Send More Doctors to Sports Bars to Sway Unvaccinated Men

For Some Newly Sober People, Sobriety is a Sexual Revolution

Plenty of Women Use Grindr, But Who’s Swiping Right?

The Most Innovative Man in Fitness Wants You to Think Outside of the (CrossFit) Box, Too

How Much Does the Color of My Belt Matter?