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I Went to a Famous Car Museum With My Dad and Now I’m (Almost) a Gearhead, Too

My dad is a greasy gearhead with puffy oil-stained hands and loud work boots. He’s known to wear his knee-pads to the supermarket and yell,…

I’m a Men’s Lifestyle Coach

Per his Instagram bio, Dave Stultz brands himself as a “men’s lifestyle coach.” With his tutelage, he promises to lead men to their dream lives — primarily…

Why Is It So F&%#*!$ Hard To Lose Those Last 15 Pounds?

Even in the wonderfully oversaturated world of diets and weight-loss plans, the last 10 to 15 pounds might as well be called the “fuggedaboutit” phase….

A Conversation With Chris Kluwe

A Conversation With Chris Kluwe, the Outspoken Former NFL Punter Whose Mouth Got Him Blackballed From Pro Football

The Harry Dean Stanton I Knew

Sunday Funnies: Trapped at the Office

How to Really Turn Off the MEL Staff

Men Are More Likely Than Ever to ‘Marry Up’ and It’s Changing Everything About Relationships

Mario Is the Latest Childhood Icon to Be Sexualized by the Internet

Apparently, Bald Men Are Bigger and Stronger but Less Attractive Than Men With Hair

Death by Muscle

Our Age-Old Quest to Find a Porn Star Who Looks Like the Girl Next Door

Who’s the Real Winner in the Nirvana/Pearl Jam Rivalry? Unfortunately, the Foo Fighters

The Craziest Moments in NFL Game-Day Reporting

My Waking Nightmare Aboard a Startup Company’s Sleeper Bus

How Do I Deal With Passive-Aggressive Whiners at the Office?

Your Craving for Carbs Mimics Drug Addiction in Your Brain

When Did Tailgating Go From a Pre-Game Drink to a Full-On Rager Complete With Flaming Tables?

Grime Is, Like, the Entire Point of a Bodega

When Are It Okay to Correct Someone’s Grammar?

The Black Documentarian Grappling With the Murder of His Brother

The Best Excerpt from Gronk Erotic Fan Fiction, According to Its Most Infamous Author

Basic Dad: When Should I Worry About My Kid Being Fat?

A Laid-Back History of the Recliner

Can a Salt Bath Clear My Sinuses—And Head?

The Rules for Sex, According to the Red-Pill Community

Ted Cruz’s Crusade Against Masturbation Makes Him the Perfect Guy to Catch Watching Porn

Grand Romantic Gestures Suck

How Do You Get Your Son to Marry a Nice Girl These Days?

Meet the Juggalos Joining the Far-Left Resistance

Men All Over the Globe Still Love ‘Good Will Hunting’

Most Plumbers Don’t Give a Shit that Mario Is No Longer a Plumber — But Some Really, Really Do

Why Do Young Straight Men Have Sex They Don’t Want?

Is Fruit Secretly Bullshit?

The Israeli Porn Industry Attempts to Find Itself

Blow Me: Why Some Men Love Blow-Drying Their Hair

Is Fear, Anger or Positive Thinking the Best Motivator?

Antonio Cromartie and the Science Behind Vasectomy Fails

Lower-Status Men Don’t Ask for Raises, Either

Polo on Polo on Polo: Reasons Why Steve Bannon Rocks a Double Collar

How to Hug at the Office, According to an HR Expert, a Grumpy Coworker and the First Family of…

When You’re in the Military, But Engaged to a ‘Dreamer’

Ben Stiller’s Masterpiece in Self-Loathing

Living With the Myth of the ‘Big Black Cock’

Sunday Funnies: A Whiff of Romance

Male Hello Kitty Superfans Explain Why They Put This Pussy on a Pedestal

Our Oceans Aren’t the Only Bodies of Water Chock-Full of Plastic

All the Stories We Could Find About Never-Ending Boners

Guys Who Rely on Their Wives to Be the Breadwinners Die Younger

Men Hit Peak Boring Age at 39

Why Conservatives Constantly Get Movies Wrong

Fellas, Is It Gay to Love the ‘Fellas, Is It Gay’ Meme?

A Complete History of Flashing from the Greek Baths to AirDropped Dick Pics

Is the Cure for Alcoholism a Pill That Lets You Drink?

Meet the Latest Guy Whose Mugshot Has Landed Him on the Fashion Week Runway

The Insane Logic of Weather Truthers Who Think Hurricanes Are Created by the Government

What the Hell Are ‘Soft Skills,’ Anyway?

How to Poop on a First Date

I Was a Local Newspaper Reporter Who Became an Elected Official Overnight

A Sex Guide for Couples Who Are Looking for More Than a No-Frills Quickie

My ‘Bad British Teeth’ Are Healthier Than Yours, So There

Because Not Enough Childhood Icons Have Been Sexualized, Now Ms. Frizzle Is Hot

Why Men Are ‘Better’ at Pointless Competitive Games Like Scrabble

The Official Guide to Incorporating Bottle Openers Into Every Piece of Clothing

All Stripped Down: MTV Brings Back ‘Unplugged’ and the Myth of ‘Real’ Music

An Oral History of My Family’s College Football Obsession

Nobody Dies in Longyearbyen

The Guy Who Wants to Be the Largest Reviewer of Boxer Briefs in the World

Why Is Bar Bathroom Lighting So Bad?

The Gentleman’s Guide to Entertaining a Lady at Home

Why We Live in a Strange New Golden Age of ‘My Wife’ Jokes

The Tale of Two Robert Lees

What’s in This?: Frozen Breakfast Sandwiches

15 Percent? 20 Percent? It Doesn’t Matter, Because Tipping Culture Is Fundamentally Broken

On Smelly Dicks

Sunday Funnies: Talking Shop at the Neighborhood Barbecue

Richard Dreyfuss: The Man Who Wasn’t There

People Who Walk Too Slowly Are Twice as Likely to Die Younger

I Had a Sports Mom

The Home Bar, Man’s Aspirational Refuge For 70 Years and Counting

Having a Favorite Anything as an Adult Is Bullshit

Should Companies Provide ‘Safe Spaces’ for Employees?

Eating the Same Meal Every Day Could Save You Thousands

Celeb Jihad and the Endless Battle Against Hacked Nudes

The Cardiothoracic Surgeon Who Believes CBD Is the Future of Medicinal Marijuana

Is It Better to Treat a Night’s Drinking as a Sprint or as a Marathon?

A Conversation With Dan Wilson, the ‘Closing Time’ Singer Who’s Written Hits for All Your Favorite Female Pop Stars

A ‘Sleep Divorce’ Could Save Your Marriage

The Psychology of the Grudge

To Bare or Not to Bare? The All-Male, Mostly Nude Hamlet in Central Park

The ‘Hot Felon’ and Fashion’s Obsession With the Criminal Look

The Economics of Pod Living, ‘A Social Network Come to Life’

A Millennial Veteran Takes on the Notion That His Generation Isn’t Man Enough

How Tony the Tiger Became the Most Sexually Objectified Breakfast Mascot

The Manliest Man Things Every Man Should Own to Be a Manly Man

Manly Man Things: The Pinky Ring

Manly Man Things: The Stash

Manly Man Things: The Swiss Army Knife

Manly Man Things: Fuzzy Dice

The Manliest Man Things Every Man Should Own to Be a Manly Man