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The Absolutely Cursed Legend of the Muscle-Building Tuna Shake

Bodybuilding websites love to promote tuna shakes for otherworldly gains, but is there any truth to this nauseating (and fishy) recommendation?

The Hidden Meaning Behind Bizarro Sex Dreams

Trust us — there’s a reason your brain put you in the middle of a human sex centipede with your boss and a Teletubby

Here’s the Cardio Machine Shortcut That Lets You Skip Leg Day

Every day is leg day, my (remarkably sculpted) ass

How Can I Tell What My Real Weight Is?

I SWEAR TO GOD, IF THIS GODDAMN SCALE LIES TO ME ONE MORE TIME

Mothra Is the Only Girlboss That Matters

How Ketchup Became the Official Condiment of Man-Children

I Was the First Man to Eat Pizza in Space

The Place Where Premature Ejaculators Are King

MMA Submission Holds, Ranked by How Excruciatingly Painful They Are

Why Won’t Anyone Rent to the Vagina Museum?

A Cock Sheath Can Give You the Fantasy Dong You’ve Always Wanted

Do Different Workouts Require Different Stretches?

What’s the Best Way to Reheat Pizza?

Please Tell Me Where to Put My Goddamn Wallet So I Don’t Ruin the Goddamn Shape of My Goddamn Suit

You Can Just Say ‘Fuck Joe Biden’

The Punishment Rarely Fits the Crime for Misbehaving Boys in School

Could Burning Trash Power a Green Bitcoin Mining Boom?

Sydney Leathers Isn’t Gonna Take Your Shit

You’re Not the Only One Worried About Porn Showers Wasting Water

I Am One of a Rare Few Who Pass Out When Peeing

The Imperfect Science of Using Household Goods to Show Off Your Dick Size

How to Build a Home Gym Worthy of The Rock for Cheaper Than a Peloton

Is a Spoonful of Sugar Before Bed the Key to a Great Night’s Sleep?

Is It True That Hats Cause Hair Loss?

The Taisho Trilogy Is a Trio of Bizarre Ghost Stories About Cucking

The ‘Halloween’ Theme Is the Nightmare From Which You Can’t Wake Up

The Great Pajama Experiment

The Faithful Christians of OnlyFans

Assume the Position: Anal Experts on the Best Positions for Anal Sex

Exactly How Cold Is a Witch’s Tit?

How Often Can I Eat Bagels?

In ‘The Sparks Brothers,’ the Mystery of the Band’s Sibling Dynamic Remains

Three Pumpkin Experts on Charlie Brown’s ‘The Great Pumpkin’

Molly Feels Like an Orgasm, So Why Can’t I Cum When I’m on It?

The Incredible Lengths Some Guys Are Going to Shorten Their Dicks

Is a Pull-Up the True Mark of Strength?

What’s in This?: The New Coke Zero

In ‘Cape Fear,’ Robert De Niro Wants to Kill Your Family

A California Man’s Cursed Fight to Defeat His Ex-Girlfriend’s Hex

What Could an ‘Incel Curriculum’ for Students Look Like?

Violet Valentine is OnlyFans’ Communist Sweetheart

The Only Halloween Song That Matters Is ‘Werewolf Bar Mitzvah’

The People Still on Whisper Have Made It More Chaotic Than Ever

Monstrously Delicious: An Oral History of Monster Cereals

The Men of the Manosphere Who Want to Be Ghosts

Siri Dahl and the Tenuous Tolerance of Sex Workers on Twitch

Here’s How the Modern Man Dresses for a Night at the Club

Does Listening to Podcasts Instead of Music Affect My Workout?

‘Raw’ Is a Gutturally Grotesque Companion Piece to ‘Titane’

The French Do Pumpkins Better Than Us

In ‘Violet,’ Justin Theroux Plays the Negative Voice in All Our Heads

Can Monkey Jizz Save Humanity?

How BOFA Became the Most Delightful Political Protest of Our Times

Millennials Want Money, Not These Stupid Employer Perks

The Frenzied Manhunt for the Guy Who Hit Three Baseballs Into the Grand Canyon

How Often Do Gay Guys Fuck Their Playground Bullies?

Raise Both Hands If You Like Arms Up Porn

What’s the Point of Hemp Protein?

Would I Have More Energy If I Quit Caffeine?

James Bond’s Next Mission: To Get a Decent Fitting Suit

How Do I Tell My Workout Buddy I Just Want to Be Friends?

Do So-Called ‘Manly Men’ Suppress Their Love for Their Dogs?

It’s Kill or Be Killed in the Vampire-Western ‘Near Dark’

Hey Big Fella, You Gonna Cry About It?

QAnon Conspiracists Think Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Are Hiding in Tyler Perry’s Fake White House

Disgruntled Men Are Waging War on the Road By ‘Rolling Coal’

Is Ghost Dick Good?

The Dripstick is the Cum Rag of the Future

If I Stretch for Like a Really, Really Long Time, Can I Call It a Workout?

Are Apps the Future of Psychedelic Therapy?

Are Nintendo Switch Workouts Anything More Than a Game?

In Defense of Gus Van Sant’s Totally Derided ‘Psycho’ Remake

‘Donnie Darko’ Shows How Creepy Coming-of-Age Can Be

American Apparel Nostalgia and the Return of Indie Sleaze

The Weed Fairy of Walmart Wants to Give You Free Kush

How Skittles Became the Far-Right’s Favorite Candy

Larry Birkhead Loves Being Lost

How Many Actors Have Made As Many Great Movies As Kristen Stewart in the Last 13 Years?

The Designers Who Made David Pumpkins’ Suit So Scary Good

A Bouncing, Bountiful Guide to Titty Fucking

Where Did Vaping Illness Go?

Is This the Machine That Will Finally Make Fashion Sustainable?

Can My Post-Workout Munchies Be Stopped?

How Much is My Fitbit Lying to Me?

‘Wolf Guy’ Is a Funkadelic ‘Dirty Harry’ with Claws

How Far-Right Podcasts Took Over America

The Mystery of the ‘Penis Envy’ Magic Mushroom Murder

Hellmaxxing Is Fake, But Our Response to It Is Hell on Earth

Check Your Kids’ Halloween Candy, It May Have This Terrifying Meme Inside

Meet the Guy Who Spends Just $150 a Year to Eat All His Meals at Six Flags

Squirters Have Flooded Porn. But How Many of Them Are Faking It?

What Will Motivate Me the Most to Keep Working Out?

How to Recharge Your So-Called ‘Social Battery’

Is There a Set Amount of Time I Should Be Jumping Rope For?

Are Dog Toys Designed to Break So We Keep Buying More?

Beauty is Only Skin Deep in ‘The Neon Demon.’ Under That, There’s Blood

When You’re Eternals, You’re Family

I’m Going Bald at 16

You Shouldn’t Have to Break in a Decent Pair of Boots

Can I Consider Chores Like Mowing the Lawn or Shoveling Exercise?