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Just Shut Up About Brett Kavanaugh Already

Republicans are taking out old resentments on Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson

The Great BHO Panic Was Weed’s Modern Awakening

Endless news stories once foretold of the horrors of ‘butane honey oil,’ a dangerous, meth-like product putting people’s lives at risk. A decade later, marijuana extracts are the most popular, mainstream product around. What changed?

We Must Train Hiring Managers in Shitpost Literacy

Looking for employees who have never goofed around online? Good luck.

A High-Octane Oral History of the Infamous ‘Fast Five’ Vault Scene

It’s widely regarded as one of the greatest car chases in cinematic history, but it’s also one of the most complicated, dangerous and real scenes in the franchise. This is the story of how a bunch of fearless stunt guys risked it all to pull it off

The Best Picture Nominees, Ranked by How Awful the Men in Them Are

An Oral History of ‘Turok: Dinosaur Hunter’

Five Dumbbell Sets on Amazon That Are Definitely Worth the Squeeze

Should We Stop Worrying About FOMO, and Start Worrying About FOBO?

What’s the Magic Number of Crunches for Dreamboat Abs?

The Legend of NIN’s ‘There’s No Such Thing As Fake Tits’ Guitar Pick

‘Maury’ Turned Parenthood into a Circus of Shame

Is the Best Way to Sell Your Clothes by Renting a Rack?

The Battle Over Keystone Light Is the Dumbest Fight in Beer

The Horror and Hilarity of Four Yolko, the Four Loko With Eggs

The Rise, Flop and Fall of the Comb-Over

Are You Ready for ‘Feral Girl Summer’?

Truck-Driving Serial Killers and the Deadly Freeways They Hunt

Should We All Be Masturbating While Standing Up?

Why Won’t My Brain Shut Off When I Need to Sleep?

Breaking Up Is Hard, But What If You Had an A.I. Do It for You?

What’s the Most Important Thing to Know Before Buying Used Cardio Equipment?

‘Insane in the Brain’ Was the Stoned, Party-Hearty Hip-Hop Diss Track We Didn’t Know We Needed

How Does the Brain Process Attraction?

How Many Shrooms Should You Take If It’s Your First Time?

Is Prostate Ultra the Wonder Supplement It’s Been Made Out to Be?

Wait, Green Tea Chills Me Out, and Burns Fat?

The Celebrity Crushes That Make Moms Thirsty

Ben Affleck Goes Full Cuck in ‘Deep Water’

The Bizarre Case of the Irish Lads Crowdfunding Off Ukraine

My Semi-Buzzed Night on Hangover-Free Ketone Alcohol

The Best-Selling Diet Book That Sold Sex As a Weight-Loss Tool

Will My Day Be a Nutritional Train Wreck If I Start It with a Bagel and Cream Cheese?

The Best TikTok Belongs to the Guy Identifying Obscure Sporting Events in Movies and TV Shows

‘Miss Stevens’ Is the Timothée Chalamet Movie You Need to See

The Definitive Ranking of Every Time Tom Hanks Has Said ‘Fuck’ On-Screen

The Stately Older Daddies Driving the Internet Completely Wild

‘Air Force One’ Is the Ultimate ‘Die Hard’ Ripoff

I’m Jealous of Simon, My Sister’s Instagram-Famous Dog

How Do I Know If I’m Removing Too Much Nose Hair?

How Much Thinner Are ‘Ultra-Thin’ Condoms Than Regular Ones?

How Soon After Working Out Can I Start Drinking?

When Your Good Boi Turns Sad Boi: The World of Pet Mental Health

It’s Going to Take More Than a War Zaddy to Redefine Manhood

Everyone Who’s Anyone Wants to Be Interviewed by Nardwuar

Live Count: The Definitive ‘Minx’ vs. ‘Euphoria’ Penis Tracker

Moms Are Furious That ‘Turning Red’ Introduces Periods to Their Sons

Everyone Wants a Taste of What Jonathan Nunn Is Eating

The Sleepless Nights (and Fights) of Living with a ‘Snoring Denier’

Is Bearded Oscar Isaac the Best Oscar Isaac? A Very Hairy Investigation

Can Leather Pants Be Considered Formal Wear?

Row, Row, Row Your Way to These Outstanding Rowing Machines on Amazon

How Many Beers Are in This Pitcher?

The Secret Service’s New Report on Incels Explains Where We Keep Going Wrong

Forget the ‘Good Guy With a Gun,’ I’ll Take an MMA Fighter

The Parents Desperate to Smoke Weed With Their Kids

How Was Dev Patel the ‘Ugly’ One on ‘Skins’?

Brandon Taylor Is Vibing on Another Level

Is the ‘Irish Curse’ — Having a Small Penis, But Huge Balls — a Real Thing?

Five Resistance Band Sets That Deserve to Be Attached to Your Door

I’m My Own Worst Enemy. Does That Mean I Have ‘Self-Defeating Personality Disorder’?

Apartment Spring Cleaning Tips from Professional Janitors

What Exactly Is Causing All That Pain When I’m Sore?

The Russia-Ukraine Discourse Is Collapsing

If It Weren’t for a Wife Guy, There Would Be No Goldfish Crackers

The ‘Hello My Future Girlfriend’ Kid Is All Grown Up — And Now Looking for a Boyfriend

Roundtable: What’s Changed for Bimbos Since Aqua’s ‘Barbie Girl’?

Kap Tafiti Is the Samoan Chief of Our Dreams

The Forgotten Mix Tapes of Childish Gambino

How Expensive Would the Most Famous ‘Fast & Furious’ Car Chases Be With Current Gas Prices?

Are the Cockroaches Coming for Our Dicks?

Which Will Soothe My Weary Muscles Better — Bengay or IcyHot?

The Best Lunch Box for a Grown Adult Man

The Guy in the ‘Just Found Out About Racism’ Meme Isn’t Who You Think

How Couples Manage Splitting Their Debt

The Internet Sleuths Obsessively Tracking the Superyachts of Russian Oligarchs

Behold Mr. Barricade: The Urban Planning Daddy We Deserve

When Did Everyone Agree Keanu Reeves Was Actually Good at Acting?

Cord Jefferson Is Behind Every TV Show You Can’t Stop Tweeting About

Menswear Mood Boards Are Much More Vibe Than Style Guide

The Waking Nightmare of Tripping on a Plane

The Penis Measurement That’s Changing the Definition of ‘Big Dick’

Can a Yoga Wheel Make Me Good at Yoga?

Weird Little Noises Are What a Great Relationship Sound Like

Determining the ABV of the Most Beloved Cartoon Beers

What It’s Like to Go Through Weed Withdrawal

The Bargain Treadmills That You Should Sprint to the Checkout Button For

How to Tell If Your Shortness of Breath Is Anxiety or a Medical Emergency

Korea’s ‘Incel President’ Is Far From Alone

Obi-Wan Kenobi Changed How We Thought About Ewan McGregor

Are Shroom Dosage Calculators a Good Idea?

The Braless ‘Seinfeld’ Episode Where Big Naturals Were the Star

How Much Different Are Ice Cream and Gelato, Really?

When Did Uniqlo Stans Start to Turn Against It?

How ‘MMMBop’ Became 1997’s Saddest Feel-Good Hit

‘Cuck E. Cheese’ Is the Playground of Our Adulterous Dreams

How Do Sex Workers Feel About Their Clients’ Wives? It’s Complicated

My Elegant, Seasonal Supper of Penis Pasta

The Shocking Origin Story of the Relaxacisor, the Fitness Device That Electrified Your Abs

When Anxiety and Depression Team Up and Wage War Together in Your Head

How to Never Forget to Close Your Bar Tab Again, According to a Renowned Memory Expert