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Wait, These Two Jackasses Are Back?

‘Pharma Bro’ Martin Shkreli and Fyre Fest scammer Billy McFarland got out of prison on the same day, which does not bode well for America

‘Pete the Power Cuck’ Is the Horny Thorn in Disney’s Side

After YouTube demonetized the cheeky Disney spoof, Joe the Animator’s beloved short is making the rounds on the internet, where it’s picking up steam as pure, grade A cuck propaganda

A Hot Dog Hoax Sent Costco’s Stock Tumbling

No, the store isn’t charging more for its beloved food court combo — but in this meme economy, they may as well

The OnlyFans Model Who Got Her Instagram Account Back By Fucking Meta Employees

Why Is Snoop Dogg Rooting for a Cop-Loving Capitalist?

‘Buck Status: Broken’: Behind the Violently Racist Phrase on the Buffalo Shooter’s Gun

Wagatha Christie Is the Bonkers Celebrity Trial That Blows the Depp-Heard Debacle Out of the Water

The Online Influencers Mainstreaming White Supremacy to Teen Boys

The Best Nipple Clamps for When You Need More Than a Little Squeeze

How Sleep Memory Holes All the Bad Stuff That Happens to You

Can Anything I Do in Everyday Life Make Me Swole?

The Terrifying Orchid Penises of Turtles and Tortoises

The GigaChad Has Gone Full Sigma Male

There’s No Mental Health System That Can Stop Angry Young Men Like the Buffalo Shooter

Girls on TikTok Are Pointing Out How They’re Yassified Versions of Their Dads

‘You Suck!’: New Study Looks at 20 Years of Trash Talk in the NBA

This Woman Will Stop At Nothing to Work for Adam Sandler

Where Did He Come From? Where Did He Go? The Sing-Song Saga of Cotton-Eye Joe

The Unholy War of Polygamist Cult Leader, Ervil LeBaron, aka ‘The Mormon Manson’

White Supremacists Like the Buffalo Shooter Are Obsessed with Fertility

What Kind of Hell Is This Room-Temperature Hummus Gonna Bring Upon on My Insides?

There’s No Shame in Doing Chest Flys on a Machine

Is Having a Literal Big Heart Also a Good Thing?

The Lone Wolves Club of Murderous Young White Supremacists

The Kinksters Using HR Software to Let Others Control Their Private Info

The Simple Pleasure of Wikipedia-ing What You’re Eating When You’re Eating It

The Neurological Reason Why Men Never Stop to Ask for Directions

Goodbye, Again, Jordan Peterson

The Search for an Extremely Online Therapist

How to Tell When an Argument About Money Is Really About Something Else

The Best Water-Based Lubes to Get Wet and Wild With

A Cut-and-Dried Method for Drying Your Magic Mushrooms

Standing Like Superman Makes You Feel Like Superman

It’s Not Castration: A Urologist Debunks the Most Persistent Vasectomy Myths

When the ‘Lone’ Gunman Is a Group Project

Is It Love If You Can’t Hold His Dick While He Pees?

The Far Right Thinks Feds Are ‘Grooming’ Mass Shooters

Male TikTokers Are Claiming Cunnilingus Bleaches Their Beards

Brandy Melville Is a Fountainhead for Libertarian Fashion

What Burns More Calories — ‘Nintendo Switch Sports,’ or Swatting a Fly?

The Women Going Viral for Trolling Anti-Abortion Protestors

An Eternity to Die: The ‘Heat’-Inspired Bank Robbery That Shook Los Angeles

Why Should I Bench Press at an Incline?

How to Catch a Gaslighter in the Act

What Kind of Time Should a 5K Take Me?

White Supremacist Violence Can End As Soon As White America Gets the Courage to Stop It

In Defense of the Pile of Clothes on My Side of the Bed

The Professional Bodybuilders Who First Gave Hercules His On-Screen Muscle

The Arctic Explorer Who Freed Himself from an Avalanche with a Dagger Made from His Own Shit

Did the Ancient Greeks Fuck This Plant Until It Went Extinct?

Men Are Caffeine Lightweights, According to Science

Does Every State Have Its Own Pizza Style Now? A Very Tasty Investigation

Male Strokers That Are As Affordable As They Are Pleasurable

Can I Quit Squatting and Leg Press Instead?

The Shocking Laser and Sound Wave Treatments for Sensitive Dicks

There’s Nothing Men Love More Than Being Wrong About Breastfeeding

Crypto Bros Are Now on the Frontlines of a Full-Blown Mental Health Crisis

Why We Think the Best Sex Comes from Unstable Relationships

The ‘Uncle Network’ of Men Volunteering to Help Women Access Abortion Care

YouTube Moderates Videos But Quietly Profits From Extremist Comments

The Five Worst Sandwiches Ever Concocted, According to TikTok’s Resident Sandwich Historian

In 1997, Kevin Kline Tried to Find the Extraordinary in Ordinary Guys

An Exceedingly Historical Account of ‘Jumbo,’ LBJ’s Very Large Penis

The Sturdiest, Quietest Bed Frames for Sex, According to Sex Workers

What Do You Call the Anxiety You Get When Everything Is Great?

Whose Puffed Up Idea Was It to Add Marshmallows to Cereal?

Baked Alaska Was Almost on the Right Side of History

Blue Hair Is a Liberal Trait, According to Triggered Republicans

The ‘Drink of the Summer’ Is Whatever Alcohol Is Closest to You in the Moment

For Being So Unhinged, Tom Cruise Sure Has a Boring Instagram

We’re Not Talking to Gun Owners About Suicide the Right Way

The Women Helping Ukrainian Refugees and Rape Victims Get Abortion Care in Poland

‘Aborted GF’ Memes Are Anti-Choice Propaganda for Lonely Young Men

Couples See Sexual Rejection That Isn’t There, Study Says

The Doctor Who DIY’d His Own Vasectomy

In ‘Top Gun: Maverick,’ Tom Cruise Outgrows His Iconic Character

The Men Who Could Be Incels, But Choose to Be ‘Pussy-Free’ Instead

The Most Delicious Edible Lubes, According to a Renowned Pastry Chef

Should I Use That Giant Ball Thing at the Gym for Crunches?

How Thicc Can Running Make My Ass?

How to Reheat Scrambled Eggs Without Turning Them into Rubber

Copypasta Is Vital for a Healthy Internet

A Hoodie Isn’t Comfortable Until You’ve Suffered In It

For the Love of God, Stop Saying Thirtysomething Celebrities Are ‘Aging Like a Fine Wine’

Why You Can’t Tell If You’ve Pissed Yourself While on Shrooms

Small Talk Isn’t Nearly as Useless as We Think

TooTurntTony Proves ‘Jackass’-Style Pranksters Can Make It Big On OnlyFans, Too

Crypto Bros Are Shitposting All the Way to Bankruptcy

The Best Cock Rings for Better, Stronger Erections

What Is the Strongest Muscle in the Body?

Are CrossFit Pull-Ups Real Pull-Ups?

Here’s Why Men Have Longer Eyelashes Than Women

What to Eat with Meatballs That Isn’t Spaghetti

Mario Batali and the People Who Enabled Him Are Still Guilty

James Cameron Is the Poster Child for 2000s Dirt Bike Nostalgia

James Cameron Is Horny for Water, and It’s Finally Getting Weird

A Wedding Crasher Bandit Stole Thousands in Cash from Newlyweds, Police Say

Sniffing Out the Elusive ‘Hawaiian Mushroom Orgasm’

Zac Efron and Your Other Favorite 30-Something Actors Have Reached the ‘Young Dad’ Phase of Their Careers