I personally think we should have left the Bam Margera shtick to Bam Margera. But as TooTurntTony — a TikToker whose content mainly involves him torturing his mother by drinking excessively, being destructive and bringing his pet ducks into the house — proves, there’s still plenty of life left in the whole “harassing your parents for clout” bit. But with more than over 16 million followers on TikTok, Tony has also proven something else: Maybe Margera and the rest of the Jackass crew would have hit it big on OnlyFans, if the timelines were right.
In a TikTok posted yesterday, Tony says that his “first OnlyFans paycheck came in today.” In the video, he busts through his front door, immediately getting yelled at by his mom, walks into his sister’s bedroom and throws a duffle bag with $20,000 at her, saying he’s paying off her student loans. It’s all very nice and wholesome, while still playing up Tony’s core tenets of being a tiresome force in his mother’s life. The point, though, is that Tony is likely making a fuckton of money on OnlyFans.
While he says his first paycheck came yesterday, he’s actually had a creator account since November 2021, and has been active there ever since. If his first paycheck did only come in today, that would be because he didn’t cash out until now — OnlyFans allows people to cash out one week after money is earned, at a minimum of $20. Tony’s OnlyFans is free to subscribe to, and he posts the occasional censored nude or photo where he’s grabbing his dick over sweatpants. Naturally, you’ve gotta pay for the more explicit stuff. Per his tip menu, you can get a photo set, GIF or video of his abs or an implied nude for between $10 and $15. For $35, you can get pictures of his ass, for $55 you can see his dick hard in briefs and for $100, you can see “base/shaft.”
He also collaborates with a woman named “Ski Mask Girl,” who frequently appears in his TikToks and assists him in being a menace. As her name suggests, she always wears a ski mask, keeping her anonymous. Ranging in price from $12 to $150, you can get everything from a video of him spanking her, pictures of her giving him a blow job or a package entitled “XXX SEX PICS LOL.” On TikTok, they have implied sex in a number of situations, including in front of his parents and on a nice hike in whatever town they live in.
To be clear, it makes perfect sense that he’d pursue this route, and there’s nothing wrong with it. I find his antics exhausting but he is, without a doubt, extremely hot. He’s ripped, is presumably Italian, spends a ton of time with his grandmother and, as mentioned, has pet ducks. It’s obvious why people like him. And like Margera, I can only assume that his family is very much in on all of his TikToks and are likely being paid well for playing along.
Really, Tony’s whole deal is that he’s good-looking and somewhat charming. That’s why his acting like a menace on TikTok has drawn such an audience, and why his OnlyFans is doing so well, too. It’s the same exact reason why Jackass and related franchises like Viva La Bam were so successful — Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O are still considered heartthrobs, but so was nearly everyone else in the cast at some point. Even if annoying, there’s something likable about the juvenile, semi-innocent display of messy masculinity at hand. And surely there’s something erotic about it, too.
Magdalene Taylor
Magdalene Taylor is a staff writer at MEL. She covers internet culture, sex and the online adult industry. She lives in Brooklyn but is from God's Country, Western Massachusetts.
