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Upgrade Your Party Games This Fourth of July with 20 Percent Off BasketPong

Backyard parties will become a bit more competitive with this fun take on beer pong

Minnesota Accidentally Legalized Edibles Because Nobody Reads Anything Anymore

Here’s a gentle reminder to be aware of words and what they mean

Fuck It, Let’s Make Every Food into a Sexual Novelty Product

I truly didn’t know how badly we needed sexual novelty foods until I heard about CamSoda’s new line of blatantly horny hot dog toppings

For the Last Time, Plan B Isn’t An Abortion Drug

It literally prevents there being anything to abort in the first place. Why, then, have some state health systems stopped offering it?

The Incomparable Summertime Joy of Ken Griffey Jr.

Dark Femmes Are Sirenmaxxing. Are You Caught in Their Gaze?

Billion Dollar Babies: Get to Know the 50 Movies That Have Broken the Billion-Dollar Barrier

The Manosphere Is Curiously Split on Roe v. Wade

Can ‘Rise Up 4 Abortion’ Be Trusted?

All Tied Up: No Kink Toy Is Easier to Use Than Tether Tape

A Sex Playlist Should Start and Stop at Post-Coital Music

Here’s Why Your Diarrhea Burns Like the Volcano in Mordor

The Scourge of ‘Just Ask’ Profiles on Dating Apps

Howdy, Y’all, Burn In Hell: Meet the Country Goth GF

Five Years Later, ‘The House’ Is Still the Great Will Ferrell Misfire

I Have the World’s Largest Collection of Penises

The Pope Is a Fake, According to Catholics Who Definitely Know How This Works

The Man Who Road-Tripped 4,000 Miles Across the Country on a Lawn Mower

Is Working Out with Sandbags Just More CrossFit Nonsense?

For Some People, the Sexual Side Effects of SSRIs Never Go Away

What Happens When My Brain Goes into Autopilot Mode?

Do I Still Need to Hydrate If I’m Only Lifting Weights?

Bizarro OnlyFans Headlines Are Filling the Jerry Springer Void

The Proud Boys Won Big on January 6th

How a Crucial January 6th Witness Became ‘Amber Heard 2.0’

The Ineffable Energy of Men Who’d Let You Finish First

When Anxiety Is in Your Body and Not Your Mind

Elmer Fudd Killed My Family Legacy — And Generations of Other Elmers, Too

Pregnant Women Are 16 Percent More Likely to Die by Homicide. What Happens After Roe?

That One Time When Steven Seagal Was Accused of Killing a Puppy with a Tank

Delve Deep Into Your Upside Down with This ‘Stranger Things’ Dildo

Is Gym Chalk Useless for Anyone Who Isn’t an Olympic Weightlifter?

Is Stronger Weed More ‘Addictive’?

How Do You Magically Sober Up Before Falling Asleep?

Serve Me Up a Slice of That Clussy

Jeremy Allen White in ‘The Bear’ Looks Like the Type of Fuckboy Every Woman Knows

The Insidious Idiocy of ‘We Will Adopt Your Baby’ Memes

Lake Superior Has Thoughts About Your Inane Abortion Tweets

Make Your Point With Spike, the Beginner-Friendly Sensation Play Tool

The World Wasn’t Ready for ‘Magic Mike’

The Gospel of ‘Bull Durham,’ According to Ron Shelton

Far-Right Agitators Are Using Anti-Pride Violence to Strengthen Their Cause

Will an ‘Arm Blaster’ Rocket My Biceps into a New Stratosphere?

Icing Out the Sads: How to Treat Depression With a Cold Shower

A Very Meaty Guide to Pairing Steak with Beer

Does Running Really Age Men Prematurely?

Lifetime’s Newest Reality Show Combines the Worst Parts of Dating with the Worst Parts of Having Roommates

No, Those SCOTUS Address Memes Aren’t Doxxing

Prophylactic Kitchen Nightmare: The TikToker Cooking with Condoms

We’re Now in the Dunkinflation Stage

A Very Hot, and Very Bothered History of the Sauna Suit

How a Generation of Male Sluts Found Themselves in ‘Gilmore Girls’

Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. Would Like to Kick in Your Teeth — And Then Fix Them for You

Bloody Great: The Best Products for Period Sex

I Am Now Moderately Swole. Do I Need Weightlifting Shoes?

The Father of the Graham Cracker Was One of the Great All-Time Buzzkills

Steve Carell Has Always Just Wanted to Blend In

Cum Back Later: A Review of the MYHIXEL System Meant to Stop Premature Ejaculation

Why Depression Can Wipe Your Memory Clean

The ‘Overseas General’ Romance Scam That Conned Elderly Women Out of A Million Dollars

Can Fenugreek Make You Cum? This Clit Gel Claims It Can

Erectile Dysfunction Might Be a Literal Death Sentence

Are Those Giant Box Jumps in CrossFit Really Necessary?

Will the Washing Machine Clean My Koozie, or Totally Destroy It?

Decades Ago, ‘The Deer Hunter’ Taught Us That ‘God Bless America’ Means Nothing

Breaking Up After a Wedding Is the Most Relatable Thing Kendall Jenner Has Ever Done

Taika Waititi Says He Would Be ‘Depriving Humanity’ If He Censored Thor’s Butt

Nothing Is Worse Than Early-Morning Activities on Vacation

Elvis Presley Isn’t the Subject of ‘Elvis.’ We Are

This Week, Two Women in Two Different Countries Were Murdered on Their College Campuses in Broad Daylight

How Farts Became the Sweet Smell of a Successful Relationship

It’s Go Time! An Oral History of Izzy Mandelbaum, Seinfeld’s Octogenarian Macho Man

The Cold, Hard Truth About Icing Your Balls for Testosterone Gains

When Hot People Date Other Hot People They Become Hot Power Couples

What Sweet Pleasures Are Mixed Together to Create a Bratwurst?

TikTok’s Kyle Prue Knows Exactly What to Say to Piss Off Men

You Can Take Your Homemade Hamburger Buns and Stick Them Up Your Ass

The ‘Lilo & Stitch’ Director Thinks He Invented Female Friendship

The Absolute Poet Behind the ‘Once You Go Persian, There’s No Other Version’ Britney Spears Magazine Cover

Teen Gets Stuck in a Totaled Car and Can’t Turn Off the Radio When Drake Comes On

Tony Siragusa Made Being Big His Business

The Curious Case of Cliovana, the Clit Therapy That Claims to Revolutionize Female Pleasure

Inside the Unsettling, Homoerotic Terror of ‘The Hitcher’

Could You Please Tell Me the Difference Between Creatine and Pre-Workout?

Does Bench-Pressing Do Anything for My Arms?

The Perfect Whiskey and Beer Pairings

HBO Has Become the Official Network of Eating Ass

How Hunger Changes Who You’re Attracted To

Fiddler Crabs Are the Crustacean Jerk-Off Kings

‘Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe’ Is a Wholesome Tribute to the Kings of Teen Male Stupidity

Foul Bachelorette Frog Was the Patron Saint of Disgusting Women

My Ridiculously Disastrous Attempts to Get a Fake ID as a Teen

Achoo, Baby: The People Who Sneeze or Sniffle When They’re Aroused

How Much Can Boxing Punch Up My Muscles?

What Type of Bread Should I Use for My Panini?

Your Terrible Boss Is Also Ruining Your Personal Life

The Misguided Myth of the Femcel Phenotype

Why You Fantasize About People You Can’t Stand

These Virgins Hold a Pretty Low Opinion of ‘Sex Havers’

Your Favorite TikTok Banger Is Actually a Trey Parker Song From ‘Despicable Me’