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Why Men Think All Women Are Shopaholics

Confession: I fucking loathe shopping. I’d rather eat glass than pop in a store and check out the sale rack when I have a few…

Are Calf Implants the Male Equivalent of a Boob Job?

In a 2014 episode of Modern Family, Mitchell’s friend Brett gets calf implants and confides in Mitchell that he plans to debut them at the…

How ‘Super Gonorrhea’ Became Super

Big Pharma + antibiotic misuse = extremely horrible STDs

Jason Bateman Pulled a Real Michael Bluth on That One, Huh?

‘Arrested Development’ is only fun if you maintain the illusion that the cast is nice when the cameras are off

What It Feels Like to Be Mauled by a Shark, a Box Jellyfish and a Sea Lion

Straight American Men Hate Speedos for No Good Reason

The Rednecks’ Guide to Red Necks

Everything You (Hopefully Never) Need to Know About ‘Dry Drowning’

What to Do When You Accidentally Tweet Porn

Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Get Into a Pool Within Two Weeks of Shitting Your Guts Out

Crunching the Numbers: Do You Want $1 Million Upfront or $100 Every Time You Masturbate?

Anti-Viagra: The Drugs Prescribed to Prevent Erections

Essential Reads for the Man Who Wants to Put on A Little Muscle

These Are the Animals That Love to Get Wasted

The Bodies That Wash Ashore

Everything You Need to Know About Your Skin Before Your Inevitable Memorial Day Sunburn

A Brief History of Horny Dudes Trying to Rub Suntan Lotion on Women in Movies

Our Strange Obsession With Random Acts of Athleticism, and What Happened to the Athletes Who…

I Went on a ‘Forest Bath’ to Help Wash Away My Troubles

Why Some Men Refuse to Wear Shorts

The Surfers’ Guide to Beach Hair

This 30-Year-Old Being Sued By His Parents to Move Out Is Peak Large Adult Son

A Gentleman’s Guide to Nude Beaches

A Financial Explainer of Your Favorite Company’s ‘Free Day’

A Brief History of Horny Dudes Trying to Rub Suntan Lotion on Women in Movies

Do All Vaginas Feel Different?: An Investigation

The Vicious Online Battle Between Vegan Bodybuilders and Their Carnivore Counterparts

Why NASA Just Rocketed Human Sperm into Space

The Best Bosses Are Experts in Your Field, Not Experts at Handling Your Personality

Bathing Suits for Big Boys

I ‘Trip Sit’ People on Psychedelics at Music Festivals

How the ‘Wife Beater’ Tank Top Became a Marker of Class, Ethnicity and Domestic Abuse

What Getting ‘Cold Feet’ Really Means

Men Identify with Princess Leia Just As Much as They Do Han Solo

The Filmmaker Behind ‘The Tale’ Explains What We Don’t Understand About Sexual-Abuse Survivors

How to Steal My Trashy Yet Vibrant Beach Dirtbag Look

The Ocean is a Cesspool of Viruses and Pathogens

The SoCal Skater Dude Who Doubles As YouTube’s Philosopher King

How to Reschedule Without Seeming Like A Flake or An Asshole

Guess What: Women Can Be Corrupt, Too

Why Do People Having Racist Meltdowns Film the People Filming Them?

Our Summer Body Issues

Ranking Every Type of Lettuce by How Healthy It Is

The Lifeguards’ Guide to Shrinkage

‘Deadpool 2’ and the Art of Not Giving a Fuck

How to Bullshit Your Way to a Six-Pack

A Cultural History of Sylvester Stallone’s Rock-Hard Abs and Shredded Everything Else

Sunday Funnies: The Un-Giving Tree

Guns As Family Heirlooms, Trying Not to Cum and How Fucked We’re All Going to Be in Retirement

How Ramadan Forces Two Very Different Generations of Muslim Men to Confront Depression

Keeping This in a Breakup is the Tackiest Thing You Can Do

Self-Help Patrol: What It’s Like to Get a ‘Fire and Ice’ Facial

Stop Thinking You’re Better Than Subway, Bitch

What’s the Deal with ‘Penis Health Creme’?

Being a Night Owl in an Early-Rising World Is Killing You

I Collected My Dead Husband’s Sperm So That I Could Have His Baby

I Use Hypnosis to Help People Stop at One Drink

The Punk Turtle Who Breathes Out of Its Ass Is Going Extinct

My Dream of Having a Viking Funeral Just Went Up in Flames

Study Says Pop Music Has Gotten Sadder in the Last 30 Years Because of Men

Could the Word ‘Yesn’t’ Replace ‘No’?

A Gentleman’s Guide to Fender Benders

What Men Think Of When They’re Trying Not to Cum

Our Love of Guns Is Often Passed Down from Father to Son

The Drug Rehab Rewiring Addicts’ Brains with Yoga, CrossFit and Surfing

Beware the Devil’s Chadvocate

How Tough Is It Really to Save Twice Your Income by the Time You’re 35?

What the World Health Organization Wanting to Ban Trans Fats Means for You, Just A Regular Guy…

Both Men and Women Get Bored With Monogamy—Just For Different Reasons

How Social Media Can Predict the Next Big STD Outbreak

Your Sexytimes Playlist is Scientifically Proven to Make Sex Better

This L.A. Indie Promotion is the True Home of Wrestling’s ‘Women’s Revolution’

What Happens to the Royal Family When People See Prince Harry as Just an Average Bloke?

What the Supreme Court Ruling on Gambling Means for Me, Just A Regular Guy Who Wants to Bet on…

Basic Dad: When Should I Get My Kid A Smartphone?

Can You Train to Have a Photographic Memory as Good as LeBron’s?

I Don’t Want to Grow Up Into an Old Asshole

Why We’re So Terrified of Raw Meat

What a Week of Watching Subtitled Movies Is Like

The Guy Making Art Out of Porn Scene Titles

The Petty QB Politics of the NFL Aren’t So Different From That of Your Workplace

If You’re Gonna Fight In Front Of Your Kids, Here’s How To Do It Right

Listening To Music That’s Sadder Than You

CBD Might Help the NFL with Its Concussion Problem, Which Might Force It to Solve Its Weed Problem…

Men Use Drugs Differently Depending on How They View Their Masculinity

What’s in This?: Bologna

‘Fahrenheit 451’ and the Problem With Trump-Era Dystopian Parables

One of the Internet’s Favorite Mysteries Has Been Solved

Sunday Funnies: The Oxford Analytica Approach to Gift-Shopping for Mom

Getting Weird with ‘Weird Al,’ Peak Keanu and the Nightmare That Is Elon Musk and Grimes

What Is ‘Fat Bodybuilding,’ and Why Are Other Bodybuilders Attempting to ‘Mean Girl’ It Out of the…

White People Should Not Be Allowed to Call 911

An Evening with America’s Next Gay Country Singer

The Subreddit That’s Made ‘The Ocho’ from ‘Dodgeball’ A Reality

Wash Your Disgusting Drinking Glass, Idiot!

There’s No Good Way to Uninvite Someone From A Party

What Is It With Men and Spitting in the Urinal?

The Surprisingly Long History of Group Tattoos

I Had JetBlue Deliver Me Pizzas I Ordered from 3,000 Miles Away

We’re Drinking All Wrong, and It’s Fucking Up Our Dreams