Art: Erin Taj, Sam Dworkin, Bryan Jones

Our Summer Body Issues

Because let’s be brutally honest, we all have body image issues — especially in summer

Warm weather is here, and that can mean only one thing: Crippling insecurity! While you practice the correct method of sucking your tummy in, let’s examine all the stuff we worry about, fantasize about and straight up obsess over every time the Earth gets close enough to the sun to make us feel like we have to go outside. From shrinkage and fake six-packs to nude beach etiquette and sea-lion attacks, here’s everything you need to know to get through the hottest season without being that guy who wears his T-shirt in the pool.

Good luck out there, fellow cucks.

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