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I Lead a Class for Dads on How to Style Their Daughters’ Hair

As a single dad, nothing made me feel worse than not being able to give my little girl braids

The Woman Who Turns ’90s Pop Songs Into Songs About Cum

Smash Mouth’s ‘All Star’ has never been so sticky

Your Gym Bag Is a Festering Pile of Germs

When should you replace all your old workout gear, anyway?

We’re Not Afraid of Friday the 13th

But the MEL staff has its fair share of superstitions

Don’t Be That Guy… Behind the Wheel

How Can We Learn to Shut Up?

This Guy Needs Your Help to Make Searching for Porn Easier

I’m a LinkedIn Expert — Whatever That Is

Why Paying Off Debt Can Leave You Feeling Dead Inside

‘Erogenous Zones’ Are Everywhere and Nowhere

Everything We Learned About Blow Jobs We Learned From Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton

Tom Hardy Hates His ‘Dad Flab’ and ‘Bow Legs’

We’re All the ‘Biggest Loser’ Now

The Truth Behind ‘Grower vs. Shower’

Men’s Wedding Bands Are Bigger and Blingier Than Ever Before

Actually, the Pull-Out Method Is Pretty Effective

Uber Is About to Kill a Lot More Jobs

Clemson’s Win Is a Victory for the Very Soul of College Football

The Best Flaming Lips Songs You’ve Never Heard

Does What You Say in Your Sleep Mean Anything?

He’s Only Man’s Best Friend if He Looks Exactly Like You

The Slightly Saggy History of ‘Man Boobs’

Weed Cake Pops, Reviewed

The Extraordinary Politics of Moving an Actual Mountain

I’m So Bloated—When Will It Go Away?

How Early in a Relationship Should You Talk About Money?

Your Partner’s Gonna Cheat on You Today

How Many Hours a Week Add Up to the Perfect Work-Life Balance?

The Sunday Read: The Battle to Bring Booze to Sober Island

Let’s Talk About Your Hard Gut

Was There Ever a Time When We Weren’t So Obsessed With Sleep?

The 10 Most Intriguing Movies of 2017 (That Aren’t Based on Anything)

Don’t Be That Guy

How the Ellipsis Became the Ultimate Power Move

The Guy Who’s Getting D.C. Stoned on Inauguration Day

Do I Have to Accept My Coworker’s Facebook Friend Request?

Why Americans Are So Bad at Getting Fit

‘Eat a Bag of Dicks’: An Origin Story

Why Are Alpha Males Such Sad Sacks?

A Fitness Guide for People With No Free Time (And Who Drink Too Much)

My Father the Wild Man, Larger Than Life

The Battle to Bring Booze to Sober Island

Why Gen X Is So Pissed at Millennials

Life on the ‘Jan Plan’

How to Keep Off the Weight, According to a ‘Biggest Loser’

When Did Six-Packs Become Beautiful?

Why Gen X Is So Pissed at Millennials

Arnold Schwarzenegger Wants to Throw Up When He Looks at Himself in the Mirror

5 People Committed to Making 2017 Suck Less

The Diet of an Actor Gaining Weight for a Role is Really Revolting

UPDATE: To Protect, Serve and Meditate

Unsolicited New Year’s Resolutions for Others

Why the January Gym Bubble Always Bursts

Our 10 Most Popular Stories of the Year

UPDATE: I Was A Men’s Rights Activist

UPDATE: Social Media Has Convinced Millennial Men They Need Chin Implants

Our Favorite Photos from 2016

UPDATE: The Largest Football Player on Earth is Now Thinner, Faster and Stronger

What I’m Leaving Behind in 2016: Nothing

UPDATE: The Straight Men Who Want Nothing to Do With Women

The Penis is an Amazingly Resilient Body Part

What I’m Leaving Behind in 2016: Being a Chill Dad

UPDATE: I Can’t Sleep, and It’s Ruining My Marriage

This Year in Dopeness

The Sex Appeal of Cigarettes

What I’m Leaving Behind in 2016: Kanye West

While Everyone Else Fought This Year, Dads and Waze Were Deeply in Love

What I’m Leaving Behind in 2016: Complacency

UPDATE: This Guy Found 50,000 Records in the Trash — and Kept All of Them

My Day of Silence With Leonard Cohen

The Best Way to Chill, According to the Woman Who Helps World Leaders Find Theirs

Why the Incredibly Bad ‘Hulk’ Was the Best Thing That Could’ve Happened to Edward Norton

Could My Company Fire Me for Getting a DUI?

I’m a Real-Life Clark Griswold

Behind Every Great Man is a ‘20th Century Woman’

Personal Finance Tips From People Who Have Paid Off Their Debts

Why 2016 Was the Year of the Scam

How to Be a Guy: What I Learned My First Year Living as a Guy (at Age 34)

Internet Heroes: The Mind-Bending Fan Art of @Tw1tterPicasso

The Oral History of Abdominal Etching

Real-Life Drunk History

The Most Familiar Male Face in Straight Porn for Two Decades and Counting

Why 2016 Was the Year of the Scam

Self Help Patrol: Hypnotherapy

Why It’s Good to Stay Pissed

A People’s History of the Trump Grill

I Went Shark Fishing and Accidentally Caught a Kilo of Coke

The Ultimate Gift Guide for Aggrieved Liberals

A Cashless Society Will Be Bad for Personal Finance

Reminder: Don’t List Your Hobbies On Your Resume

Ryan Gosling Might Convince Me to Get Dressed Up

How Trump’s Campaign Made Me Start Drawing Cartoons Again

The Most Glorious ‘Silver Wingtips’ Ever Known to Man

The Delightfully Disturbing Holiday Displays of Yesteryear

Stop Worrying About Giving Her the Best Orgasm Ever

Lil Wayne and Birdman Weren’t Built for 2016

How Trump’s Campaign Made Me Start Drawing Cartoons Again

Are All Fat Dudes Funny?

Where the Sounds of Your Childhood Go to Rest

Trimming Your Pubes Won’t Give You Gonorrhea