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I Got a Japanese Head Massage to See If It Would Relieve My Stress

When I was a kid I had a golden retriever named Jake whose eyes would ecstatically roll back into his head if I scratched him…

Where to Turn When You’re Shooting Blanks

Infertile men find community online

How to Make Love Like a Sensitive T-Rex

Tip: Gently lower her onto your massive phallus

Professional Clowns Are All Kinds of Pissed About the ‘IT’ Remake

A Manifesto for the Red-Pill Woman

Is Scent the Latest Performance-Enhancing Workout Trend?

Yes, Women Are Making Nearly All the Protest Calls to Congress in the Trump Resistance

Who Are All These Strange Women Trying to Friend Me on Facebook?

There’s So Much Crying in NCAA Basketball Now

The Rise and Fall of the University of South Carolina ‘Cocks’ Hat

Young Men Allegedly Now Want Stay-at-Home-Wives

What’s in This?: Astroglide Strawberry-Flavored Personal Lubricant

Mink, Money and Migos

The DIY Iron Man Is About to Take Flight

I’m Attempting to Become Mr. Olympia—at Age 52

Why April Fools’ Day Needs to Die a Violent Death

Heroin Use Is Booming Among Working-Class White Men

This Is Why We Hate People Who Don’t Split the Check Evenly

How Much Muscle Can You Gain in 90 Days?

Alec Baldwin Is Having the Last Laugh

Mike Pence Is Not That Crazy for Not Dining Alone With Other Women

Why the Only Two Men in the World With Bionic Dicks Can’t Get Along

People Who Believe in Sexual Soulmates Are Doomed

Internet Privacy Is the Only Thing Uniting Our Fractured Nation

Say This Next Time Someone Makes Fun of Co-Sleeping With Your Kids

A Fitness Guide for People With No Free Time (And Who Get the Munchies)

Arturo Alva-Moreno Was World Trade Center Victim #2,754. Or Was He?

Woman Using Tinder to Scam Guys Out of $5 Has Done Humanity a Favor

Everyone Definitely Has a ‘Type’—As Long as They’re Nearby

Meet the Woman Who Runs a ‘School for Boys Who Want to Be Girls’

‘Logan’ Satisfies Every X-Men Fan’s Boyhood Dreams

Big-orexia: Why 90 Percent of Steroid Users Are Regular Guys

The Hottest Trend in Male Sex Toys Is Pretty Much a Dildo You Wear Over Your Penis

A Brief History of Spurious Lincoln Joke Books

Everyone Should Try to Plan Their Wedding in a Week

Here’s What All Those Twinkies, Skittles and Cans of Mountain Dew Are Doing to Athletes’ Bodies

Why Do Guys Always Announce When They’re Going to Cum?

Shouldn’t I Be Able to Skip Work to Watch the NCAA Tournament?

The Worst Job I Ever Had: Building a Church For a Bunch of Mormons

Reminder: If You’re Getting a Tax Refund, You’re Doing It Wrong

What Makes Me… Smart?

Can Chivalry Be Anything Other Than Chauvinism in 2017?

Why Do I Slur My Speech When I Get Hammered?

Trump Tried to Nickname Himself ‘The Closer’ (Which Is the Lamest Thing Ever)

Pain Is the Best Antidote to Your Unfulfilling, Sedentary Office Job

Dining Out Is Just About the Worst Thing You Can Do to Your Finances

Don’t Be That Guy… to the Women You’re Trying to Sleep With

How to Politely and Discreetly Poop in Public

Everything That’s Ever Been Said About Boning Before Sporting Events

All the Male Feels About Wonder Woman’s Armpit Hair

How the Hipster Barbers of Brooklyn Feel About Giving the ‘Nazi Haircut’

How the Hipster Barbers of Brooklyn Feel About Giving the ‘Nazi Haircut’

Can Chivalry Be Anything Other Than Chauvinism in 2017?

Why Do I Slur My Speech When I Get Hammered?

Pain Is the Best Antidote to Your Unfulfilling, Sedentary Office Job

Hamburgers Are Bigger Than Ever, but the Meat Has Always Been Questionable

Kink Is Dead! Long Live Kink!

New Study Shows Why You Thought Your Phone Buzzed When It Didn’t

This Uber Video Represents Everything Wrong With Our Current Political Climate

If Your Partner Lies About Their Finances, Your Relationship is Doomed

‘Dad Jeans’ Retired With Obama

For the Annoyed Partners of Gamers, Laziness Isn’t the Issue

Penguins Don’t Know What to Do About Their Millennial Children, Either

You Can’t Use Your Phone During Takeoff or Landing Because You’re a Jerk

The Secret to a Happy Relationship… Separate Bathrooms?

Conservatives Still Pissed About ‘Piss Christ’

Conservatives Still Pissed About ‘Piss Christ’

If Your Partner Lies About Their Finances, Your Relationship is Doomed

All My Woodys: Paul Rust and a Short History of Actors Declared the ‘Next Woody Allen’

The Latest Alleged Cure-All for Premature Ejaculation? A Prostate Massage

The New Economic Reality Has Created a New Career Opportunity for Men: Nursing

Booze, Weed, Food Comas, Caffeine: How to Sober Up From Everything

How Gaston Became the World’s Most Beloved Disney Villain

Hot People Can’t Seem to Stay in Relationships

Booze, Weed, Food Comas, Caffeine: How to Sober Up From Everything

The Alt-Right Likes the Same Pop Culture as Everyone Else — for Totally Different Reasons

How Gaston Became the World’s Most Beloved Disney Villain

‘The Patriarchy Has Been Damaging for Working-Class Men’

A Night of BDSM for Newbies

‘Trainspotting’ author: ‘The Patriarchy Has Been Damaging for Working-Class Men’

The New Economic Reality Has Created a New Career Opportunity for Men: Nursing

Why Millennials Aren’t Getting It On as Much as People in the 1930s

Drunken Blackouts Measured in Miles

How to Be a Guy: What I Learned From Dad

I Made a Family Business of My Dad’s Erotica

‘I Have a Headache’ and Other Signs You’re in a Barren Sexual Wasteland

These Are the Most Divisive Films of All Time, According to Rotten Tomatoes

I Turned My Dad’s Erotica Into a Blockbuster Podcast

How Jim Varney and His Redneck Alter Ego Built a Lasting Legacy

A Plan to Keep Your Favorite Millennial Employees

Sex Addiction: Still Not a Real Thing

There’s No Job Millennials Won’t Leave, but Here’s How to Keep Them a Bit Longer

The Mostly Creepy History of Fully Grown Celebs Accompanying Teens to Prom

The Barstool Sports Founder Got Cucked, and It’s Everyone’s Fault But His Own

Guys Need to Cool It on Throwing Themselves Elaborate Parties

The Worst Job I Ever Had: Working in a Call Center for a Cell Phone Company

The NFL Has a Drinking Problem, and the Fix Is Simple

Money Lessons From a Retiree, a CEO and a Starving Artist

You Have a Nemesis at Work, and It’s Not Who You Think It Is