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Your Colon Is Not Really Full of 3-Year-Old Encased Meats

The vegetarian propaganda machine strikes again!

What Starting My Own Country Taught Me About Independence

Jeremiah Heaton founded the Kingdom of North Sudan to make his daughter a princess — but now he wants to use it to change the world

How to Break Up: The Company With Bad Customer Service That You Can’t Escape From

Sure, you’re tempted to drop some f-bombs, but here’s what to drop instead

Family Plans Forever

Why millennials are still on their parents’ cell-phone plans

How to Break Up: The Therapist

Scenes From a Divorce Party

How to Break Up: The Coworker

How to Break Up: The Salesman

For Conjoined Twins, Independence is Dangerous—and Unwanted

Declaring Independence: All the Different Ways to Live Free

One Crucial Piece of Airplane Etiquette We Neglected to Mention

Driving Advice for the Holiday Weekend, According to Truckers

How to Break Up: The Annoying Neighbor

How Bachelorhood Shaped the Founding of America

You Don’t Have to Love Super-Spicy Food to Prove You’re a Man

A Cultural History of Men Sucking Their Own Dicks

Is It Possible to Look Good While Wearing a Shirt in the Pool?

The New ‘Cool Girl’ Is a Red-Pill Woman

‘What’s Your Insta?’: How Instagram Is a Man’s New Little Black Book

Why Drinks Have Replaced Dinner and a Movie as the Typical First Date

Even When You’re Not Using It, Your Smartphone Is Killing Your Productivity

How O’Doul’s and Other Nonalcoholic Beers Make Sober Life Worth Living

The Promise of an All-Natural Molly

51 Things That Excite Teenage Boys as Much as a Woman in a Bathing Suit

When You Should Stop Trying to Push Through the Pain of a Workout

A New App Claims to Fix the Problem of Kids Walking in on Their Parents

You Don’t Realize It, but Your Wife Is Googling Whether or Not You’re Gay

Why ‘Toy Story’ Fans Are So Obsessed With Andy’s Dad

I Can’t Tell People What to Do, So I Tried Equine Therapy

Trying to Escape a Chokehold and All the Other Times It’s Okay to Shit Yourself

This Might Sound Stupid, But… Which Organs Can You Live Without?

How to Get Over the Shame of Losing a Job

Why ‘Toy Story’ Fans Are So Obsessed With Andy’s Dad

Can You Drink in an Uber or Lyft or What?

Place-Dropping Is the New Name-Dropping

Robes Were Never Not Manly

Robes Were Never Not Manly

Summer Colds Aren’t Really Any Worse Than Winter Colds

50 Shades of Ken

What’s in This?: Banana Boat Family Size UltraMist Sunscreen Spray, SPF 50

A Brief History of the Teen

A Guide to Getting Through Wedding Season Without Ruining Your Life (or Someone Else’s)

What Sex Is Like on Every Popular Drug

Your Wedding Night Sex Will Probably Suck—and That’s Totally Normal

How to Survive All the Different Types of Alcohol You’ll Have at a Wedding

Why the ‘Buddymoon’ Has Become the New Honeymoon

I Lost My Virginity to My Wife on Our Wedding Night

A Wedding Singer, a Wedding Planner and an Expert Groomsman on How to Behave at a Reception

The Oral History of ‘Wedding Crashers’

A Conversation With the Guy Who Wants Men to Plan Their Own Weddings

All the Crazy Shit I’ve Seen as a Bachelor-Party Stripper

Attack of the Groomzillas

Why Fewer Lower-Class Americans Are Getting Married

How Many Groomsmen Is Too Many?

A Guide to Getting Ordained So You Can Officiate Your Friends’ Weddings

The Woman Who Wrote the Book on Officiating Pet Weddings

What Makes Me… Funny?

Countdown to Groomsday

How the Diamond Industry Scammed Us Into Spending Two Months’ Salary on an Engagement Ring

Nothing Is More Memorable During a Wedding Weekend Than the Waning Moments of the Rehearsal Dinner

Things to Know When You’re Attending a Gay Bachelor Party

A Stripper, a Best-Man Expert and a Vegas Party Planner on Bachelor Party Etiquette

Premarital Counseling May Sound Terrible, but It Could Save Your Marriage

A Fitness Guide for Grooms Who Want to Fit in Their Tuxes (And Look Good in Photos)

Trying to Figure Out How Much I’ve Spent on Booze in My Life Is the Stupidest Thing I’ve Ever Done

A Brief History of the Teen

You’re Wasting Years of Your Life Not Knowing How to Type Correctly

What Sex Is Like on Every Popular Drug

A Preventive Surgery for Impotence

Trying to Figure Out How Much I’ve Spent on Booze in My Life Is the Stupidest Thing I’ve Ever Done

This Might Sound Stupid, But… When Should I Throw Out My Unused Condoms?

What Makes Me… Funny?

The Healthiest Way to Cook Mushrooms Is in the Microwave

Getting Enough Sleep Won’t Help if You Don’t Have a Consistent Bedtime

Yes, Ladies, We’ve Seen Your Butthole, and That’s Okay

The Science Behind the ‘Sunday Scaries’

Our Favorite Stories About Dad

The MEL Guide to Drinking Like Dad

I’m a DIY Wonder Woman Porn Actress

Our Favorite Dad Videos of All Time

What Dads Really Want for Father’s Day

What Happens If I Get Caught Having Sex at Work?

Why Cary Grant’s Demons Aren’t (Only) What Made Him Great

Dropping Acid Helped Cary Grant Face His Past, and Maybe It Could Help Us, Too

The Cuba Not-Libre

The Power of a Father’s Love… of Dewar’s

My Father, the Teetotaler

An Ode (of Sorts) to Dad’s Shitty Light Beer

How to Stop Eating Everything That’s in Front of You

A Sex Guide for People Whose Partners Won’t Go Down on Them

The Trucking Industry Is the Perfect Fit for Many Transgender People

What Does Father’s Day Mean When I Was Only a Dad for 19 Days?

Good Dads Have Less Promiscuous Daughters, No Word on Moms and Sons

Being a Bandwagon Fan Is Fine

The Sexual Hall Pass Is Still a Terrible Idea

The Trucking Industry Is Doing Whatever It Takes to Get Millennials Behind the Wheel

This Might Sound Stupid, but… What’s the Point of Wearing Driving Gloves?

Bush Ain’t What It Used to Be

‘Dad Reflexes’ Are a Real Thing — Because Having Kids Rewires Your Brain

This Psychologist Is Using A.I. to Predict Who Will Attempt Suicide