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What’s the Best Way to Trim Your Pubes Without Making a Mess?

So glad you asked

How to Optimize Your Workouts With Weed

Get ripped while getting ripped

The Black-and-White Approach to Curbing Smartphone Addiction

Saturday night I met a friend for dinner, and he spent a portion of it extolling the virtues of switching an iPhone’s color settings to…

Why Do People Watch Porn When They’re Not Masturbating?

It sure ain’t for the acting

Stupid Money: What’s an IRA, Anyway?

Five Lessons From the Aziz Ansari Controversy

Bar Trivia Is the Most Polarizing Issue of Our Time

What Men Want You to Call Their Penis

Everything Booze Actually Does to Your Heart

I’m in Awe of the Shit People Try to Return for a Refund

How a Documentary About Obama’s Final Year in Office Dealt With Its Trump Unhappy Ending

It Turns Out Bullies Are Having More Sex

The Scientist Who Invented the Fart-Sensing Pill

Whiskey Dick, Meet Whiskey Clit

My Weekend With a 14-Year-Old Pinball Prodigy

Whatever Happened to Lambskin Condoms?

Bar-Closing Songs, Ranked

From ‘Your Anus’ to ‘Urine-us’: The Rebranding of Uranus

A Free-Flowing Conversation With the Premier ‘Raw Water’ Enthusiast

Everything’s ‘Micro’ Now, So Here Are the Best Micro-Terms

The Pros and Cons of Early Balding

Does Berating Yourself Actually Work as Motivation?

Liam Neeson Makes the Best Action-Hero Faces

I’m 19, and I Just Got a Vasectomy

Sunday Funnies: The Disturbing True Meaning of a Man Cave

Old Wives’ Tales and Half-Truths Our Parents Swore Were Absolutely Real

This Is What It Looks Like When a Guy Gets a ‘Dick Job’

Americans Need to Calm the Fuck Down About Absinthe

Let’s Talk About Tommy Wiseau’s Body

Why She’s Faking an Orgasm

Artificial Sperm Is Coming

A Practical Guide to Traveling With Weed in 2018

Is This Really a ‘Dangerous Time’ for Men? A Historical Investigation

Why Some Men Can’t Pee in Front of Other People

You Can’t Sit Still Because You’re Bored and Stressed

What All Our Dick Coverage Says About Us

Company Stock Prices Have Been Going Up Every Time They Even Mention Using Blockchain

Man vs. Spider: The Eternal Battle

Eating Too Quickly Will Fuck You Up

The Myth of the Mutual Breakup

My Float Chamber Experience Provided the Best, Most Meaningful Sleep of My Life

A Fitness Guide For People With No Free Time (and a Rapidly Growing Pot Belly)

My School Was a Scam, So I Was Able to Default on My Student Loans

The Queer Kids Who Can’t Get Over ‘Call Me by Your Name’

I Feel a Greater Responsibility to Protect My Parents’ Iranian Culture Than They Do

Why People Are Always Giving Me Shit for Sleeping Too Much

Is Paternity Leave the Solution to the Gender Pay Gap?

The Downside to Trolling Our Soon-to-Be Robot Overlords

A Gentleman’s Guide to Eating Your Fruits and Vegetables

Basic Dad: When Should You Tell Your Kid That All Their Idols Are Monsters?

Jack Black: The Man-Child Who Was Happy Never to Grow Up

Think Twice About Getting Your Dick Whitened

Cock Hero, the Porn Video Montages That Turn Masturbation Into a Rhythm Game

What’s in This?: Chocolate Muscle Milk

‘Sloppy Steve’ and Why Men Love to Give Each Other Nicknames

Is Our Biggest Relationship Secret That We Spy on Each Other Constantly?

All the Things That Are Going to Save Us From Diet and Exercise… One Day

Three Thoughts About… The Golden Globes

Is Jeff Sessions Really Going to Be Able to Take Away Our Weed?

A Short History of Guys Thinking They’d Go Blind (or Worse) From Jerking Off

Shoveling Snow Is the Daddiest Chore of All Time

My Late Awakening to the Sexy World of Boxer-Briefs

Should Everyone Trip Balls at Least Once in Their Lifetime?

How Star Wars Helped Launch a New Mindfulness Movement

Here’s Where You’ll Be Hurting After Starting to Work Out Again

Women Can Barely Remember What Your Dicks Look Like

A Gentleman’s Guide to Not Drinking

Iceland Just Passed the Strongest Pay Equality Law in the World. And it Will Never Fly in the U.S.

The Way Men Smell Causes Women to Drink More

Oregon, It’s Time to Pump Your Own Gas

My New Year’s Resolution Is to Switch Careers. Now What?

How to Fit In at the Gym When You Haven’t Been Since Last January

What Is ‘Kratom,’ and Why Is It Pissing Off the Feds?

The Really Underground Comedy Scene

Things You Can Do to Lend Your Liver a Helping Hand With All That Booze

Enough With Dick-Measuring Contests, a ‘Button’ Is Actually a Clit

Yes, Of Course, Detoxing Is a Scam

The Science of the ‘Piss-Moan’

Why You Feel Like Shit When You First Start Dieting

The Academic Who Studies the Clichéd Language of Cookbooks for Men

‘Lady Bird’ Has Made It Safe to Like Dave Matthews Band Again

The Poet’s Guide to Not Finding Everything So Terrible

The Best Pornhub Videos That Don’t Have Any Porn in Them

The Surprising Origins of the Hunky Fireman Calendar

The Normal Person’s Guide to New Year’s Resolutions

The Normal Person’s Guide to New Year’s Resolutions

The Normal Person’s Guide to New Year’s Resolutions: Reading More

The Normal Person’s Guide to New Year’s Resolutions: Traveling More Often

The Normal Person’s Guide to New Year’s Resolutions: Spending Less and Saving More

The Normal Person’s Guide to New Year’s Resolutions: Getting the Most Out of Life

The Normal Person’s Guide to New Year’s Resolutions: Getting Organized

The Normal Person’s Guide to New Year’s Resolutions: Finally Getting in Shape

9 of the Best Ways We Know of to Get Rid of a Hangover

A Bartender’s Guide to What You Should Drink When You’re Hung Over

All of Our Sunday Funnies in 2017

15 Things We Know to Be Absolutely True About Drinking

Our Favorite MEL Art from 2017

Everything We Learned From Animals in 2017

Everything We Thought Was Bullshit in 2017

A (Not Very) Scientific Overview of 2017