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Sunday Funnies: The Perils of Reading in the Kindle Age

It’s Sunday morning, so you know what that means — the Sunday Scaries are mere hours away. And so, to lighten the terrifying reality that the weekend…

Queer Icon James St. James on the Death of Subcultures

James St. James lives in infamy. As the author of Party Monster, the 1991 memoir about New York “Club Kids” that spawned a movie starring…

The ‘Yips’ Have Made Ronda Rousey Tap Out of the UFC

She’s just the latest in a long line of athletes who have been betrayed much more by their minds than bodies

Why Your Brain Hates You When You Wake Up in the Middle of the Night

The late-night spiral into that black hole of depression, explained

Where Do We Go When We Disappear?

The TB12 Method: Trying and Failing to Live the Tom Brady Lifestyle

Even in 2018, People Are Calling Gay Bars for Advice When Their Kids Come Out

Jewel’s Notoriously Bad Dad on How He’s Found Redemption

How Much Should You Change For Another Person, According to ‘Groundhog Day’

There’s Only One Reliable Way to Make Your Loads Bigger

Monopoly Has Finally Figured Out That It’s a God-Given Right to Cheat

How to Make Working Out as a Couple Work Out

How I Came Back from Being 500 Pounds and Suicidal

Stupid Money: What the Hell Happened to Interest Rates?

You Don’t Need Yale’s Course on Happiness to Learn the Power of Positive Psychology

Don’t Use Nic Cage to Justify Your Creepy AI Porn, You Freaks

The Politician Who’s Trying to Ban Tackle Football for Boys Younger than 12

The Source of Russia’s Notorious Hatred for Gay People

The Rule of Thumb for Buying Booze for a Big Crowd

How Sex Scandals Impact the Popularity of Names

What Makes a Good Pregame Speech?

‘Sell by’ Dates Are a (Mostly) a Bunch of Bullshit

Horniness for Trump’s Downfall Has Turned Mueller Into a Daddy

Why We Disrespect Low-Carb Diets

Why Wearing Your Team’s Jersey is the Only Socially Acceptable Cosplay

How Not To Respond When Someone Is Kind Enough To Send You a Nude

The Gentleman’s Guide to Getting Makeup Off Your Shit

The Battle Over Trump is Now Being Fought with 401(k)s

Why People Think You Should Marry Your Second Best Sexual Partner

Being a Bear Has Never Been More Mainstream

The Agony of the ‘Persecuted’ Lit-Bro

Should Your Employer Be Paying Off Your Student Loan?

Is There Any Point to Wearing Two Pairs of Socks?

I Tried to Become A Professional Sperm Donor

The 10 Most Intriguing Movies of 2018 (That Aren’t Based on Anything)

Tagging Along with the ‘Rick and Morty’ Pub Crawl

What the F*** Are ‘Adaptogens’? A Mushroom Tonic Challenge

Adult Bullying Is A Real Problem Among Men

‘I Got into the Super Bowl Without a Ticket’

You Are Literally Never Going to Get Rid of the Word ‘Literally’

Five Things Your Poo Is Telling You (From the Guy Who Wrote the Book On It)

This Year’s Sundance Was an Unofficial State of the Union — And America Is Screwed

Snowflake Diaries: Inside The Berlin Boys Club

Men Are Using Their Good Looks to Make More Money

The Drawn-Out, Multi-Part Breakup Is the Worst Part of Modern Dating

Vince McMahon Is More GIF Than Man

It’s Not Even Safe to Smoke One Cigarette a Day

How Can We Curb ‘Death by Overwork’?

Why Nigerian Rapper Princess Vitarah Is Internet Royalty

Can Apps Really Help People Figure Out Sexual Consent?

Bitcoin Moms

Men Are Incapable of Closing the Doors in Their Lives

As Tattoos Become More Popular, Surgeons Are Altering Their Techniques

How to Do Nothing So You End Up Doing Something

When This World Comes to an End, Only Shrek Memes Will Survive

The Absolute Best Way to Pack Your Suitcase to Avoid Wrinkles

There’s One Useful Lesson in Bank of America’s New Checking Fee

From Tums to Adderall to Truvada, How Booze and Medications Mix

Inside the World of Erotic Trump Fan Fiction

Millennial Men Are Less Likely to Cheat on Their Spouses

This Double Duvet Is a One-Way Ticket to a Sexless Relationship

The Talking Stick: Just One More Thing White People Have Ruined

How to Not Feel Like Death After a Nap

Why Men Can’t Stop Injuring Themselves Working Out—And Are Too Embarrassed to Seek Help

How to Dress Well When You’re Freezing Your Ass Off

Interesting Takeaways From the World’s Most Extensive Research on Dicks

Fans of ‘The Room’ on Why It’s The Ultimate Communal Viewing Experience

A Not-So-Secret History of the Secret Handshake

All the Times It’s Good to Be an Ugly Man

Let’s Face It, We’ll All Be Married to Machines Someday

If Cannabis Becomes Legal, What Happens to Everyone in Jail for Weed?

How Much Should I Drink in Front of My Kid?

How National Lampoon’s Movies Went to Shit

Why Cold Pizza Off the Floor Is the Best Pizza

The Mr. Fix-Its Who Save Broken Sex Dolls

Just Sniffing Your Partner’s T-Shirt Can Help Reduce Stress

NFL Truthers on Why They Believe the Patriots AFC Championship Victory Was Fixed

Despite the Cliché, Men Have Always Dressed Women, Not the Other Way Around

James Brown-Inspired Roller-Skating Is Alive and Well in Chicago

Being Good at Prioritizing Is More Important Than Working Hard

All the Ways Men Feel About Sex With a Pregnant Person

Administrative Fees Are Just a Bullshit Scam

It’s Our Most Sacred Duty to Never Cut in Line

I Have HIV. My Partner Doesn’t

What’s in This?: Mouthwash

Seeking: Wedgie Slave

I Like Chris Hemsworth, Even When I Don’t Like His Movies

Sunday Funnies: Printer Problems

Does Vitamin C Really Help Ward Off a Cold?

What a 6-Foot Bear-Bison Furry Can Teach Us About Gender Identity

Can You Make the Voice in Your Head Sound Nicer?

Pulling Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps Is Actually Impossible

The Meat Industry’s Drive to Grow Larger Cows Is Ruining Steak

If You’re Crushingly Lonely, You’re Not Alone

Why the Third Week of January Is the True Start of New Year’s Resolutions

An Ode to Face-Sitting

Is There Such a Thing as a ‘Weightlifter’s High’?

What Makes Me… Annoying?

Inside the Mind of a Drunk With the Munchies

The Challenges of Dating While Living at Home With Your Parents