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What’s in This?: OFF! Insect Repellent

All 13 ingredients in this bug spray, explained (yep, even isopropyl myristate)

Ted Danson Has Been Quietly Rad for 30 Years

Except, of course, for that one time

Trump’s New Comms Director Won’t Answer My Twitter DMs

But he definitely follows me—and most every other writer on Twitter

The Gentleman’s Guide to Buying Sex

Sadly, John School isn’t the title of a touching film where John Turturro plays a grizzled teacher who shows a ragtag crew of disadvantaged kids…

We Tried the No Hangover Patch and It Actually Kinda Worked

The, Ahem, Rise of the Nude Male Maid in the Pink Economy

If You Drank a Lot as a Teen, Your Brain May Be Permanently Messed Up

Going Toe-to-Paw: When Men and Animals Compete

With ‘Ozark,’ Jason Bateman Mixes Michael Bluth With Walter White

Teen Girls Are Just as Horny and Obsessed With Sex as Teen Boys

WTF, Incest Fantasies Are the Most Popular Thing on PornHub?

In a World Where Women Read More Than Men, It Pays to Write From Their Perspective

Why Men Always Drive on Dates

The Impossible Dream of the 4-Day, 40-Hour Work Week

Letting Your Children Pick Their Own Bedtime Is Terrible for Them and for You

Why Does My Boss Think My Wearing a Suit and Tie Makes Me Better at My Job?

It’s Not Just Goop’s Vaginal Egg—There Are Crystal Sex Toys for Men, Too

The Boyfriend’s Guide to Buying Tampons

Why Men Always Drive on Dates

Settling the 7 Greatest Hot Dog Debates Once and for All

Christopher Nolan Fanboy Mansplains the Correct Way to Watch a Movie

In Search of the True Kermit the Frog

Why Napping at the Office Will Never Become Mainstream

The Straight Male Sex Workers of Japan Who Sell Their Services to Gay Men

In Search of the True Kermit the Frog

Why Men Say They’ve Had More Sex Partners Than Women

I Went to an Urban Sweat Lodge to Try to Sweat Out My Problems

Uber Drivers Really Want You to Use the New Tip Feature

Uber Drivers Really Want You to Use the New Tip Feature

You Can’t Sleep Late as an Adult Because Your Brain Is All Grown Up

Men Don’t Know How to Fix or Build Anything Anymore: An Investigation

My College Girlfriend Thought the ‘Mormon Dick Soak’ Would Preserve Her Virginity

Ultimate Frisbee Is Trying to Break Into the Big Leagues

Is the Welfare State to Blame for the ‘Friend Zone’? This Alt-Right Goon Says: Maybe!

It’s Fine for Your Boss to Text You on the Weekend

What Makes Me… a Nice Guy?

Rolling Up Your Sleeves Too Tightly Stops You From Cooling Down

What Makes Me… a Nice Guy?

We Tried the No Hangover Patch and It Actually Kinda Worked

Bald Men in Mozambique Are Being Hunted Down for the Gold in Their Heads

Why Companies Professionally Ghost Job Candidates

The MEL Man’s Morning Routine

You May Soon Be Able to Vaccinate Against ‘Super Gonorrhea’

The Upside of Being Petty

The Ultimate Battle of the Movie Monkeys

Why Companies Professionally Ghost Job Candidates

Why Men Working Low-Wage Jobs Are the Most Familiar Trope in Porn

How to Call Out Your Guy Friends on Their Sexist Bullshit

The Hidden History of Glory Holes

Yes, I Keep Getting Gored. No, I’m Not Going to Stop Running with the Bulls

The Origin of ‘Husky,’ the Word That’s Traumatized Generations of Fat Boys

Men Shouldn’t Have to Change Their Child’s Diaper on a Public Bathroom Floor

No, Your Microwave Isn’t Giving You Cancer

Bald Men in Mozambique Are Being Hunted Down for the Gold in Their Heads

This Technology Lets You Be a Lazy Lover While Still Getting Her Off

A Sex Guide for People Whose Meds Are Messing Up Their Sex Lives

In Honor of the ESPYs, a Quick Rundown of Silly Awards Shows

Your Water Filter Is a Waste of Fridge Space

How to Get Rid of a Mistress

The Connection Between Concussions, CTE and Acts of Violence

No, CNN GIF Guy, You Weren’t ‘Addicted’ to Trolling

This Might Sound Stupid, but… What Happens During a Brain Freeze?

Why Men Remarry Faster Than Women After the Death of a Spouse

The Upside of Ashton Kutcher’s Sexist Attempt at Fighting Sexism in Tech

You Can Legitimately Blame Your Parents for Everything That’s Wrong With You

Inside the World of the Men Who Pull Helicopters and Cars With Their Dicks

A Conversation With Keith Law, Baseball’s Foremost Intellectual and Firebrand

The Peculiar Appeal of Right-Wing Political Fan Fiction

Why Are Childhood Chores a Dying Practice?

What’s in This?: The Dodger Dog

Why You Sweat When You Get Anxious

The Peculiar Appeal of Right-Wing Political Fan Fiction

The Rise of ‘Ironic Masculinity’ in Advertising

Toward a Grand Unifying Theory of Why Men Pee in the Sink

This Is How You Confront a Chronic Flaker

Tobey Maguire Was the Original — and Best — Spider-Man

You Should Jerk Off at Least 21 Times a Month

Why Are We Wearing Sandals With Socks?

The Facebook Support Group for Gays Who’ve Had Enough

Toward a Grand Unifying Theory of Why Men Pee in the Sink

All the Dudes Who Have Caught Foul Balls While Holding Their Baby, Their Beer, Etc.

Watching This Guy Balance on Weird Shit Will Teach You How to Live

Alt Porn Is Taking Over Brazil, One Performer at a Time

The Rise of ‘Ironic Masculinity’ in Advertising

Can I Get Fired When I’m on Vacation?

The Benefits of Replacing Booze with Weed

Should You Invest Your Retirement Savings in Bitcoin?

I Ran the Width of the United States in 42 Days

On Masculinity and Blowing Shit Up

Our Google Searches Reveal We’re All Insecure Weirdos About Sex, Bodies

This Is How You Confront a Chronic Flaker

In ‘A Ghost Story,’ the Afterlife Is Hell

What Makes a Hookup ‘Raunchy’?

Meet the Teen Behind Those ‘I Hope I Don’t Get Killed For Being Black Today’ T-Shirts

I Bowled a Perfect Game in 87 Seconds

Your Colon Is Not Really Full of 3-Year-Old Encased Meats

What Starting My Own Country Taught Me About Independence

How to Break Up: The Company With Bad Customer Service That You Can’t Escape From

Family Plans Forever

How to Break Up: The Therapist