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Can Vampires Get Boners? A Very Important Halloween Investigation
It’s a question that’s, uh, hard to answer
Your Dick Needed a Rebrand. Enter the ‘Mild Penis’
A gentle dick is a good dick. In a world blighted by unsolicited boner pics, the forum r/MildlyPenis reminds us that manhood can be mellow
The 10 Most Phallic-Looking Congressional Districts
It’s the election coverage that only MEL is qualified to deliver
Is Dick Breath Real?
Temporarily, yes
