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Can Vampires Get Boners? A Very Important Halloween Investigation

It’s a question that’s, uh, hard to answer

Your Dick Needed a Rebrand. Enter the ‘Mild Penis’

A gentle dick is a good dick. In a world blighted by unsolicited boner pics, the forum r/MildlyPenis reminds us that manhood can be mellow

The 10 Most Phallic-Looking Congressional Districts

It’s the election coverage that only MEL is qualified to deliver

Is Dick Breath Real?

Temporarily, yes