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The Legend of Toad
He’s so much more than an avatar for the presidential penis—though he and the president do share a lot in common
What Your ‘Mario Kart 64’ Character Choice Says About Your Penis
Because a sane editorial response to the current news cycle would be what, exactly?
It’s Okay to Dick Shame the President
He’s like the most powerful person in the world—so, you know, he should be able to take it
A Mushroom Cock Can Be, Um, Hard to Keep Hard
All penises might be mushroom-shaped, but that doesn’t mean all mushroom-shaped heads are as unusually big as President Trump’s. That’s the word Stormy Daniels used…
