masturbation

The Accidental Poetry of Those Jacking Off Extortion Emails

A common scam and Google Translate are taking us to new heights of masturbatory metaphor

Get a Grip: The Men Who’ve Overcome Death-Grip Syndrome

Sex isn’t easy when you’ve over-sensitized your dick, but these dudes are proof positive that it’s possible to loosen your grasp

Reddit’s Quest for the Perfect Fap Drug

Most redditors agree that it’s mephedrone, a substance that’s like cocaine and ecstasy for your dick. Not surprisingly, though, it’s not so great for the rest of your body.

Using Vaseline as Lube is a Slippery Slope

Let’s just say there are better things to put in your butt than petroleum jelly