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How Many Chickens Have Died for Us This Week?

What’s the agricultural impact of a viral chicken sandwich? It’s impossible to say for sure, but here’s the sloppy, greasy Popeyes-napkin math

How to Hack the Delivery App Menu and Order Well Every Time

Call it a unified theory of good v. awful Seamless, DoorDash and Postmate orders

It’s Impossible to Live an Air Fryer Life

You can try, as I did, but you’re going to get burned — literally

‘Brunchables’ by Lunchables, Reviewed by 8 Adult Degenerates

‘You’re eating little heaps of saturated fat on depressing carb slices. Give me the buttery crunch of the OG Lunchable cracker any day.’