turkey
The Saga of Gerald, the Turkey From Hell, Who Nearly Destroyed Oakland
From his rose garden lair, this 25-pound beast spent nearly a year kicking, clawing and pecking at locals until he’d brought the whole city to its knees
How to Deep-Fry Your Turkey Without Burning Your House Down
Holy shit is it dangerous to deep fry a turkey (but it’s also totally worth it!!!)
Ranking Chain-Restaurant Thanksgiving Feasts by How Healthy They Are
Marie Callender’s? Boston Market? Popeyes? Which takeout feast is least likely to end my insides?
There’s a Smarter Way to Eat Your Thanksgiving Dinner — In Order
It’s the ultimate Thanksgiving digestive track meet
